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We're taking the heat off a few clubs

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posted on 9/8/18

That's it. I'm not really into all that bollox stuff anyway so will leave you too it.

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You are not leaving me to anything.

You just got something wrong, no shame in that.

rosso did one on you as well.

posted on 9/8/18

I like Rosso.

posted on 9/8/18

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 48 seconds ago
I like Rosso.
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Did we ever find out who the OG reds were though?!

posted on 9/8/18

Yeah Liverpool of course

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 9/8/18

Or the dippers as google states.

posted on 9/8/18

Even the Smithsonian Institute has a mention of the Dipper.

The Anthropology Department from the Smithsonian Institute in Washington DC today announced the discovery in Liverpool UK, of a long thought extinct creature known as the Dipper. The creature is described as being shabby in appearance, with shifty eyes and distinguishing marks like a shell suit and a large chip on each shoulder. The creature communicates in some kind of incomprehensible gibberish known as scouse. So far only two phrases have been translated. The creature says these over and over again, until it dies. "We have won it 5 times" and "we will win it next year" .

The creature is thought to be the missing link between the Ape and Homosapien due to it's low level of intelligence and failure to grasp reality. It is extremely lazy and has a tendency to borrow things without asking. The dipper also has a very long and sore neck, believed to have evolved from long periods of looking up at it's rivals.

The good people of Liverpool are hoping to integrate this creature into the local community. In fact only today the Formula One Racing team Mercedes has offered employment to twenty of these work-shy Dippers, due to their uncanny ability to remove all the wheels from a car in under four seconds without the use of power tools. Mercedes stated that they wished to stop the spread of disease in the Community by offering employment to stop the Dippers scavenging around the city bins.

If you see the creature, do not be alarmed. It is quite harmless and evokes sympathy from most people it comes into contact with.

posted on 9/8/18

Liverpool look they’ll have a good side this year.

They’ve had good sides periodically in the premier league era under Houlier, Benitez and Rodgers, so it’s not like this is a new thing. There’s always been at least one club better though, can’t see that changing.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 10/8/18

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 12 hours, 22 minutes ago
Even the Smithsonian Institute has a mention of the Dipper.

The Anthropology Department from the Smithsonian Institute in Washington DC today announced the discovery in Liverpool UK, of a long thought extinct creature known as the Dipper. The creature is described as being shabby in appearance, with shifty eyes and distinguishing marks like a shell suit and a large chip on each shoulder. The creature communicates in some kind of incomprehensible gibberish known as scouse. So far only two phrases have been translated. The creature says these over and over again, until it dies. "We have won it 5 times" and "we will win it next year" .

The creature is thought to be the missing link between the Ape and Homosapien due to it's low level of intelligence and failure to grasp reality. It is extremely lazy and has a tendency to borrow things without asking. The dipper also has a very long and sore neck, believed to have evolved from long periods of looking up at it's rivals.

The good people of Liverpool are hoping to integrate this creature into the local community. In fact only today the Formula One Racing team Mercedes has offered employment to twenty of these work-shy Dippers, due to their uncanny ability to remove all the wheels from a car in under four seconds without the use of power tools. Mercedes stated that they wished to stop the spread of disease in the Community by offering employment to stop the Dippers scavenging around the city bins.

If you see the creature, do not be alarmed. It is quite harmless and evokes sympathy from most people it comes into contact with.

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Also thought to become violent when in groups and scans of the fossilised brain tissue and skulls suggest they might have had poor or selective memories.

posted on 10/8/18

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 12 hours, 22 minutes ago
Even the Smithsonian Institute has a mention of the Dipper.

The Anthropology Department from the Smithsonian Institute in Washington DC today announced the discovery in Liverpool UK, of a long thought extinct creature known as the Dipper. The creature is described as being shabby in appearance, with shifty eyes and distinguishing marks like a shell suit and a large chip on each shoulder. The creature communicates in some kind of incomprehensible gibberish known as scouse. So far only two phrases have been translated. The creature says these over and over again, until it dies. "We have won it 5 times" and "we will win it next year" .

The creature is thought to be the missing link between the Ape and Homosapien due to it's low level of intelligence and failure to grasp reality. It is extremely lazy and has a tendency to borrow things without asking. The dipper also has a very long and sore neck, believed to have evolved from long periods of looking up at it's rivals.

The good people of Liverpool are hoping to integrate this creature into the local community. In fact only today the Formula One Racing team Mercedes has offered employment to twenty of these work-shy Dippers, due to their uncanny ability to remove all the wheels from a car in under four seconds without the use of power tools. Mercedes stated that they wished to stop the spread of disease in the Community by offering employment to stop the Dippers scavenging around the city bins.

If you see the creature, do not be alarmed. It is quite harmless and evokes sympathy from most people it comes into contact with.

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Also thought to become violent when in groups and scans of the fossilised brain tissue and skulls suggest they might have had poor or selective memories.
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You don't half talk some $hite.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 10/8/18

And you are a complete 🛎 end 👍

posted on 10/8/18

Pot kettle black springs to mind.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 10/8/18

Yes because you don’t half talk some sheyite as well.

But being a Liverpool fan will be unable to accept this.

Or anything negative.

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