Just emailed this to Nuno
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is too depressingly accurate to be funny. But it’s still funny 😂
comment by Cinciwolf--He's only going for another prediction comp double ffs (U11551)
posted 15 minutes ago
Just emailed this to Nuno
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You didn’t need to. No spying needed to know EXACTLY what we are going to do against you on Saturday. He just needs eyes.
Bonjour monsieur, ah, now I see the master plan. As a humble fan could you please enlighten me of your tactics of allowing the opposition to score a second goal just before half time. Maybe your analysis has not got this far yet but I would delighted to find out your aims for this weekly practice. Perhaps you wish to galvanise your youngsters into action & maybe get the ball eventually to old man Vardy. Are you saving his legs? Perhaps a long ball from Kasper is your ultimate aim . I would be pleased for any further feedback. Merci!
RUDKIN: I'm sorry ma'am, but my associate is having trouble with certain words in your vocabulary - namely "enlighten", "galvanise" and "aims". As such, we humbly decline your question.
Next?
Thank you Mr Rudkin, I’m quite willing to supply you & M Puel with a thesaurus if that will help the situation but maybe ‘ The boys’ guide to football tactics’ or The beginner’s guide to how to pass forward’ might be more useful. I also refer you to The goal poacher’s guide’ by a Mr G Lineker.
Tres bon M'sieu, tres bon.
Wow DM - you have triumphed again - for a moment or two I almost believed it was the genuine article - a transcription of CP's press conference LOL. I could almost hear his voice softly speaking as I read through it. Thank you so much for brightening my day, if only briefly.
p.s. You aren't really Claude in disguise are you??
DM, I think you missed out the chart created after the Southampton game:
The Southampton game was a real eye opener. It went fully according to plan for the first 40 minutes but then we conceded a second goal. That was not part of the plan. It is now clear to me that we were set up with too much of an attacking mindset for that game, and fielding three defensive midfielders is not the appropriate tactic when facing a side in the bottom three at home. I have learnt my lesson and am arranging for an additional two defensive midfielders to join us during this transfer window. I will make space in the squad by sending our remaining strikers out on loan for the rest of the season.
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posted on 17/1/19
Just emailed this to Nuno
posted on 17/1/19
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is too depressingly accurate to be funny. But it’s still funny 😂
posted on 17/1/19
comment by Cinciwolf--He's only going for another prediction comp double ffs (U11551)
posted 15 minutes ago
Just emailed this to Nuno
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You didn’t need to. No spying needed to know EXACTLY what we are going to do against you on Saturday. He just needs eyes.
posted on 17/1/19
Bonjour monsieur, ah, now I see the master plan. As a humble fan could you please enlighten me of your tactics of allowing the opposition to score a second goal just before half time. Maybe your analysis has not got this far yet but I would delighted to find out your aims for this weekly practice. Perhaps you wish to galvanise your youngsters into action & maybe get the ball eventually to old man Vardy. Are you saving his legs? Perhaps a long ball from Kasper is your ultimate aim . I would be pleased for any further feedback. Merci!
posted on 17/1/19
RUDKIN: I'm sorry ma'am, but my associate is having trouble with certain words in your vocabulary - namely "enlighten", "galvanise" and "aims". As such, we humbly decline your question.
Next?
posted on 17/1/19
Thank you Mr Rudkin, I’m quite willing to supply you & M Puel with a thesaurus if that will help the situation but maybe ‘ The boys’ guide to football tactics’ or The beginner’s guide to how to pass forward’ might be more useful. I also refer you to The goal poacher’s guide’ by a Mr G Lineker.
posted on 17/1/19
Tres bon M'sieu, tres bon.
posted on 17/1/19
Wow DM - you have triumphed again - for a moment or two I almost believed it was the genuine article - a transcription of CP's press conference LOL. I could almost hear his voice softly speaking as I read through it. Thank you so much for brightening my day, if only briefly.
p.s. You aren't really Claude in disguise are you??
posted on 18/1/19
DM, I think you missed out the chart created after the Southampton game:
The Southampton game was a real eye opener. It went fully according to plan for the first 40 minutes but then we conceded a second goal. That was not part of the plan. It is now clear to me that we were set up with too much of an attacking mindset for that game, and fielding three defensive midfielders is not the appropriate tactic when facing a side in the bottom three at home. I have learnt my lesson and am arranging for an additional two defensive midfielders to join us during this transfer window. I will make space in the squad by sending our remaining strikers out on loan for the rest of the season.
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