Losing my shiny Charizard.

Pokemon?

As god is my witness this is a true story, we played Hibs that day and there was fog and Hibs were 2 nil up, i was in the Jungle at the front with my pal and i never let up on asking him to let me try it. He finally relented and handed it to me and just as i put it on and smiled a bottle came down from the back and smashed him on the head. 19 stiches, front page of the Express, 3 weeks in hospital, and i got a kicking when we met up. He never spoke to me again
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hmmmm

doesn't sound like a fact...

My parents separating then divorcing was pretty bad. Then the day my brother and I decided we weren't going to go back to my dads because he was a kant to my mum, and his new wife was threatened by us so treated us terribly, was pretty horrible.

Thanks for asking though.

phished myself in p1.

beamer.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 0 seconds ago
My parents separating then divorcing was pretty bad. Then the day my brother and I decided we weren't going to go back to my dads because he was a kant to my mum, and his new wife was threatened by us so treated us terribly, was pretty horrible.

Thanks for asking though.
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hmmmmm

doesn't sound like a fact.

Getting caught chucking a bottle in the jungle

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 3 minutes ago
Losing my shiny Charizard.
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My wee sister had a bag full of stuffed pokemon toys and put them down in a changing room, then left without them. Two minutes later and someone had swiped them.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 26 seconds ago
Getting caught chucking a bottle in the jungle
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hahaha

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
Getting caught chucking a bottle in the jungle
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😂😂😂

I remember i got leathered aff 2 neds from the Baltic Fleeto one summer.

One of them had a knuckle duster and the other had a Rottweiler with him.

I was actually very thankful to be alive after that day to be fair and only suffered a fractured eye socket and a burst beak.

In 3rd year, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th year , I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th year I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 3 minutes ago
My parents separating then divorcing was pretty bad. Then the day my brother and I decided we weren't going to go back to my dads because he was a kant to my mum, and his new wife was threatened by us so treated us terribly, was pretty horrible.

Thanks for asking though.
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Memories.

Losing my virginity was a bit mental as well for me.

The burd had been rode more times than Shergar and she went to town on me man.

Didn't even enjoy it, just went home after it and contemplated what just happened.

Car crash, came of a narrow road as the driver swerved to avoid a minibus coming round a blind corner. Came off the road about 40/50 mph and car went rolling down an embanked wee Forrest. Doors couldn't be opened and I came back round conscious as I was being dragged thro were the front windscreen was (now wrapped round another tree a good 20m away). Injuries were fractured skull, broken cheek, a clean horizontal break of my jaw (my entire top row of teeth had been separated from my jaw bone) jaw also fractured, broken ribs and broken left arm. Bottom of my nose taken clean off and had to get skin grafted from my thigh to reconstruct.

Jaws had to be wired shut for a good 6 weeks. Cheek bone had to be reset back into position. After getting out of hospital I visited the crash site.. The tree we clipped to send us rolling was a good 5ft wide. If I hit that head on I was a gonner. Due to the surgery for my jaw doctors had to cut thro nerve endings so now have noo feeling from my top lip, left side of my nose and left cheek.

comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 4 seconds ago
Car crash, came of a narrow road as the driver swerved to avoid a minibus coming round a blind corner. Came off the road about 40/50 mph and car went rolling down an embanked wee Forrest. Doors couldn't be opened and I came back round conscious as I was being dragged thro were the front windscreen was (now wrapped round another tree a good 20m away). Injuries were fractured skull, broken cheek, a clean horizontal break of my jaw (my entire top row of teeth had been separated from my jaw bone) jaw also fractured, broken ribs and broken left arm. Bottom of my nose taken clean off and had to get skin grafted from my thigh to reconstruct.

Jaws had to be wired shut for a good 6 weeks. Cheek bone had to be reset back into position. After getting out of hospital I visited the crash site.. The tree we clipped to send us rolling was a good 5ft wide. If I hit that head on I was a gonner. Due to the surgery for my jaw doctors had to cut thro nerve endings so now have noo feeling from my top lip, left side of my nose and left cheek.
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Sounds like you had a tame upbringing mate.

i got leathered on christmas night one time, talking to some lassies and my pal is talking to guys up ahead, then suddenly out the alley at M&S sauchiehall street some big bastirt knocks my pal out, no reason behind it.

i run down to see whats happening and one goes to punch me and misses, so i nut him.

big mistake

they all jump me and boot me all the way down the street, ended up at burger king.

concusion, break in my jaw, fractured eye socket, head split open

the worst part is that i had a shoe imprint in my forehead, looked like marv in home alone after the iron hit him.

criminal injuries though, 4k for 5 mins work.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 2 minutes ago
I remember i got leathered aff 2 neds from the Baltic Fleeto one summer.

One of them had a knuckle duster and the other had a Rottweiler with him.

I was actually very thankful to be alive after that day to be fair and only suffered a fractured eye socket and a burst beak.

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Usually they freeze if you stand up to the

Too many incidents when young,been electrocuted myself twice.

Got stabbed 5 times in one fight..Happy days

comment by Ibrox Elite (U5255)
posted 5 minutes ago
In 3rd year, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th year , I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th year I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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I love that film.

oo many incidents when young,been electrocuted myself twice.
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electrocuted twice

them*

looked like marv in home alone after the iron hit him.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I died when I drank the contents of a lava lamp. Got to hospital in time for them to pump my stomach a d resuscitate me.

A school bully dropped a train battery on my head which on top of chipping my skull tore my scalp and left it flapping over my forehead. Can't remember how many stiches

Fell onto a patch of hogweed and had burns and blisters (often fatal) all over my face and hairline. This was possibly the worst one. Google hogweed blisters then imagine having them in your hair.

I died again when getting an operation to artificially replace my jaw due to the injury from train battery. Had an allergic reaction to anaesthetic and my jaw was wired shut. I was still numb so couldn't move or signal for help and just lay there drowning on my own vomit.

Watched a man attemptt to murder my mum with a chainsaw because she had barred him and knocked him out when he resisted.

At 17 I was stabbed and slashed by 6 neds with bottles and knives and had a running battle with them from cardowan to hogganfield. Just for saying I supported rangers. Most terrify hours of my life, will never forget the constant chants of we are gonna kill you ya big hum while I was fighting then off. Took at least 5 bottles to the head.

Loads more as an adult but you said kid so drew the line at 18

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 1 complete. (U8919)
posted 49 seconds ago
oo many incidents when young,been electrocuted myself twice.
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electrocuted twice
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My wee record player broke and i found m da`s tool book,screwdriver straight intae the socket..BOOM!

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 4 seconds ago
Car crash, came of a narrow road as the driver swerved to avoid a minibus coming round a blind corner. Came off the road about 40/50 mph and car went rolling down an embanked wee Forrest. Doors couldn't be opened and I came back round conscious as I was being dragged thro were the front windscreen was (now wrapped round another tree a good 20m away). Injuries were fractured skull, broken cheek, a clean horizontal break of my jaw (my entire top row of teeth had been separated from my jaw bone) jaw also fractured, broken ribs and broken left arm. Bottom of my nose taken clean off and had to get skin grafted from my thigh to reconstruct.

Jaws had to be wired shut for a good 6 weeks. Cheek bone had to be reset back into position. After getting out of hospital I visited the crash site.. The tree we clipped to send us rolling was a good 5ft wide. If I hit that head on I was a gonner. Due to the surgery for my jaw doctors had to cut thro nerve endings so now have noo feeling from my top lip, left side of my nose and left cheek.
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Sounds like you had a tame upbringing mate.
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Got taken to the vicky, but had to be transferred to the southern General. Scariest part of it all was when I got to the hospital I had swallowed that much blood that I constantly kept throwing it up.. Pure blood, no bile nothing else... That was easily the scariest, nothing scarier than realising that the nurses n doctors look worried!