Smashing.

I'll have an ally then.

Jury duty is brutal unless you have an interesting case.

Mines was a serious assault, the boy was a flucking rocket man

comment by rocknrollbhoy (U10410)
posted 4 minutes ago
Been called for jury duty the morning after the old firm, superb
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At least it should make your decision relatively straightforward depending on the score.

Fckin high court anawl

We’re not at the level that we can lose benkovic, kt, Rogic, and eduard (fit) and beat a very good Spanish side. Really disappointing performance but some folk have lost perspective here. I agree that our tactics (outplay Valencia!) were poor but in Celtic da style - mist seasons in 80’s and 90’s we’d be out of Europe 1st or 2nd round.

Tie over but huge games ahead domestically and whether you like it or not that’s the most important thing.

comment by rocknrollbhoy (U10410)
posted 26 seconds ago
Fckin high court anawl
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FS, better take 10G with me rather than 5 then otherwise i'll be at the sheriff.

I’m exempt from Jury duty. Have been for 19 years. Never done it.

I expect the minute I change jobs I’ll get summoned

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"Your honor you will have to excuse Mr RnR from today's jury selection."

"Why is that counsel"

"He's in a cell down the corridor for flucking a Rangers fan with a can of cream soda"

"He's in a cell down the corridor for flucking a Rangers fan with a can of cream soda"

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Red Stripe mate

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Whats the script, you need to go the first day then phone back each evening to find out if you need to go back the next day?

Aye mate.

I did that for 4 days in a row then on the 5th day we got called in and i got selected, last number to be picked.

Sat down on the stand heavy raging as it was a Friday afternoon and i fancied a half day finish to go to the boozer.

Ended up back in Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday to finish the case as well.

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I got paid by the courts and my work

Just don't hang about outside the place mate, it's fulla of kants ready to take your pocket money or chib yer cheek.

So you end up sitting about all day even if your not called? Fckin cannot be ersed with that. I'll just walk it from the town too.

They can send you home on the first day if there's no more cases but they'll tell you to call back every night until the wee voice message says you're no longer required and are excused.

If you're picked then look out yer good mockinsons and next trousers mate.

Btw, if you are picked, you'll find there is one absolute b@wbag in the jury who wants to be the speaker and thinks he's a flooking lawyer himself.

The guy on mine was that much of a boton i thought the next case would be me for leathering him.

comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the win... (U3627)
posted 17 minutes ago
I’m exempt from Jury duty. Have been for 19 years. Never done it.

I expect the minute I change jobs I’ll get summoned
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me too.

Breach of the peace as a teenager for falling asleep drunk in a hedge and swearing at the polis that woke me up, admonished due to police over reaction (sheriffs words) never have to do jury duty.

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comment by Ghod#18 (U9390)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
I 95% blame Rodgers

he doesn't have a plan B, he was brought in to take us to the next level in Europe and he's ended up taking us back the way
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Hardly going backwards when he got us back into the champions league groups. Or getting us European football after christmas.

Go on tell me who would do better.

comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Ghod#18 (U9390)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
I 95% blame Rodgers

he doesn't have a plan B, he was brought in to take us to the next level in Europe and he's ended up taking us back the way
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Hardly going backwards when he got us back into the champions league groups. Or getting us European football after christmas.

Go on tell me who would do better.
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Poccettino

Zidane

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comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 5 minutes ago
Btw, if you are picked, you'll find there is one absolute b@wbag in the jury who wants to be the speaker and thinks he's a flooking lawyer himself.

The guy on mine was that much of a boton i thought the next case would be me for leathering him.
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