comment by Magnum (U16400)
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comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
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FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
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Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
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FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
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Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
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So he facking did

He went home more pashed than we were.

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
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FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
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Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
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So he facking did

He went home more pashed than we were.
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Would be difficult that to be fair but he gave it a good shot

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
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FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
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Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
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Pray tell?

comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
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Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
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Pray tell?
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Me and the Mrs bumped into Mags and his in New York.

First afternoon (less than an hour after arriving so Mrs Ginger hasn’t done her hair - shock. The embarrassment) we meet them in our hotel and get absolutely hammered on quite expensive rum.

I’d planned and booked a romantic dinner for the two of us but then invited Mags and his Mrs to join us. Nice restaurant so I ordered a stupidly expensive bottle of plonk having not a clue what it was and this fat somellier decides it’s worth coming over to our table to tell us all about it and educate us. Not like we care.

Anyway he’s all dickied up and got this thing around his neck that’s like a wee soup bowl on a chain. All silver or something and states he’ll try it for us. Proceeds to fill up this soup bowl, slurps it all down, smacks his lips and says “wonderful choice sir. Enjoy” and then just fwcks off. 😡

Almost a third of the bottle that fat fwck drank 😂😂😂😂

I was raging at the time and Mags didn’t help by laughing at me

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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pray tell?
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Me and the Mrs bumped into Mags and his in New York.

First afternoon (less than an hour after arriving so Mrs Ginger hasn’t done her hair - shock. The embarrassment) we meet them in our hotel and get absolutely hammered on quite expensive rum.

I’d planned and booked a romantic dinner for the two of us but then invited Mags and his Mrs to join us. Nice restaurant so I ordered a stupidly expensive bottle of plonk having not a clue what it was and this fat somellier decides it’s worth coming over to our table to tell us all about it and educate us. Not like we care.

Anyway he’s all dickied up and got this thing around his neck that’s like a wee soup bowl on a chain. All silver or something and states he’ll try it for us. Proceeds to fill up this soup bowl, slurps it all down, smacks his lips and says “wonderful choice sir. Enjoy” and then just fwcks off. 😡

Almost a third of the bottle that fat fwck drank 😂😂😂😂

I was raging at the time and Mags didn’t help by laughing at me
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That Sommelier outfit was the best ruse I’ve ever had
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Fud

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
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FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pray tell?
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Me and the Mrs bumped into Mags and his in New York.

First afternoon (less than an hour after arriving so Mrs Ginger hasn’t done her hair - shock. The embarrassment) we meet them in our hotel and get absolutely hammered on quite expensive rum.

I’d planned and booked a romantic dinner for the two of us but then invited Mags and his Mrs to join us. Nice restaurant so I ordered a stupidly expensive bottle of plonk having not a clue what it was and this fat somellier decides it’s worth coming over to our table to tell us all about it and educate us. Not like we care.

Anyway he’s all dickied up and got this thing around his neck that’s like a wee soup bowl on a chain. All silver or something and states he’ll try it for us. Proceeds to fill up this soup bowl, slurps it all down, smacks his lips and says “wonderful choice sir. Enjoy” and then just fwcks off. 😡

Almost a third of the bottle that fat fwck drank 😂😂😂😂

I was raging at the time and Mags didn’t help by laughing at me
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That's amazing. Also found a new career after that story!

Albeit I did Google sommelier.
There's a pun in that word

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Mags redeemed himself by getting us all tickets to see Billy Joel at Madison Gardens.

I won’t tell you what his Mrs said

comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in the future (U9757)
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comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pray tell?
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Me and the Mrs bumped into Mags and his in New York.

First afternoon (less than an hour after arriving so Mrs Ginger hasn’t done her hair - shock. The embarrassment) we meet them in our hotel and get absolutely hammered on quite expensive rum.

I’d planned and booked a romantic dinner for the two of us but then invited Mags and his Mrs to join us. Nice restaurant so I ordered a stupidly expensive bottle of plonk having not a clue what it was and this fat somellier decides it’s worth coming over to our table to tell us all about it and educate us. Not like we care.

Anyway he’s all dickied up and got this thing around his neck that’s like a wee soup bowl on a chain. All silver or something and states he’ll try it for us. Proceeds to fill up this soup bowl, slurps it all down, smacks his lips and says “wonderful choice sir. Enjoy” and then just fwcks off. 😡

Almost a third of the bottle that fat fwck drank 😂😂😂😂

I was raging at the time and Mags didn’t help by laughing at me
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That's amazing. Also found a new career after that story!

Albeit I did Google sommelier.
There's a pun in that word
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The bottle of the Somme?

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in the future (U9757)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 minutes ago
Mags.

You owe me about 920 euros mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
FFS...not that bar bill from new York again !
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hahahahaha. Forgot that. Brilliant fun that.

Apart from that fat fwcking cheeky sommelier scoffing half my wine at dinner
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pray tell?
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Me and the Mrs bumped into Mags and his in New York.

First afternoon (less than an hour after arriving so Mrs Ginger hasn’t done her hair - shock. The embarrassment) we meet them in our hotel and get absolutely hammered on quite expensive rum.

I’d planned and booked a romantic dinner for the two of us but then invited Mags and his Mrs to join us. Nice restaurant so I ordered a stupidly expensive bottle of plonk having not a clue what it was and this fat somellier decides it’s worth coming over to our table to tell us all about it and educate us. Not like we care.

Anyway he’s all dickied up and got this thing around his neck that’s like a wee soup bowl on a chain. All silver or something and states he’ll try it for us. Proceeds to fill up this soup bowl, slurps it all down, smacks his lips and says “wonderful choice sir. Enjoy” and then just fwcks off. 😡

Almost a third of the bottle that fat fwck drank 😂😂😂😂

I was raging at the time and Mags didn’t help by laughing at me
----------------------------------------------------------------------

That's amazing. Also found a new career after that story!

Albeit I did Google sommelier.
There's a pun in that word
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The bottle of the Somme?


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Hahahaha

What's everyone on today?

Just had a wee fry up. Child free today because she's got a day out with her cousin - dad isn't cool anymore at this age. So chilling today before meeting the boys for clark's birthday later. I have intentions of this not getting messy however I have zero faith in myself.

comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago

Good choice sir and may I say the ladies are looking lovely this evening
“How much of that have you drank ya coont”?
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You’re practicing aren’t you?

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/horrific-moment-screaming-woman-clings-14039374

Horrid story

comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted 26 seconds ago
Heading to meet my lady friends and watch the kick it oot
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Real lady friend or the in between one?

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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted 26 seconds ago
Heading to meet my lady friends and watch the kick it oot
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Real lady friend or the in between one?
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The ones who sit down for a pash
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Not necessarily

comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
What's everyone on today?

Just had a wee fry up. Child free today because she's got a day out with her cousin - dad isn't cool anymore at this age. So chilling today before meeting the boys for clark's birthday later. I have intentions of this not getting messy however I have zero faith in myself.
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Aye. That’s got all the signs of going badly wrong

Quiet day today and all domesticated. Mrs Ginger and family have been away skiing all week and come back later tonight.

Done laundry, shopping, dry cleaners pick up and drop off, put a watch on for repair that stupid rse Master Ginger 5 left in one of his pockets, changed bed etc etc.

Will have an hour in my gym and make a decent dinner for myself. Game tomorrow.

And I dingied a day and night out in Cardiff for the rugby today too. Just been sent some photos from the chaps. All wrecked in every white ch way imaginable by 12. Wee bit jealous tbh but I know they won’t last at that pace. 😂

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comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by lauders - It's Coming Home *sometime in t... (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
What's everyone on today?

Just had a wee fry up. Child free today because she's got a day out with her cousin - dad isn't cool anymore at this age. So chilling today before meeting the boys for clark's birthday later. I have intentions of this not getting messy however I have zero faith in myself.
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Aye. That’s got all the signs of going badly wrong

Quiet day today and all domesticated. Mrs Ginger and family have been away skiing all week and come back later tonight.

Done laundry, shopping, dry cleaners pick up and drop off, put a watch on for repair that stupid rse Master Ginger 5 left in one of his pockets, changed bed etc etc.

Will have an hour in my gym and make a decent dinner for myself. Game tomorrow.

And I dingied a day and night out in Cardiff for the rugby today too. Just been sent some photos from the chaps. All wrecked in every white ch way imaginable by 12. Wee bit jealous tbh but I know they won’t last at that pace. 😂
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Every white way imaginable eh...

Every which way even

But they are all white