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Gavw Churchilian respose to a wee bun years ago
"awright speccy"
"I can take the specs aff but what can you do about being so ugly?"
She went awfy red and quiet.
“What would you have done?”
I’d have stopped hitting the return button after every 4 words
Sticks and stones...
They used to have to warn runners about Asbo louts on the west highland way race that went up it's banks. I heard the area was much better since they made it a national park and clamped down on "wild" camping.
I think my answer was better Silver.
Deeply flawed but better.
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
Probably pulled out my tadge
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
Simon go an sit with Silver.
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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Simon go an sit with Silver.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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Why?
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posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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<Dyed my hair.>
Good shout Bluebell but widn'ae have worked.
The wee cows had been ripping folk in their 20's & 30's as well.
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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Why?
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posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
Just before her train pulls in I would have grabbed her bye the scruff of the neck dragged her beyond the platform danger line and shout
SAVED YER LIFE
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posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
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posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
You know.
As I pressed Send I thought - this is that fvker elite & maybe a mistake.
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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Why?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t
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Me neither.
Ahem!
Exactly how is it that one filters again?
Did it once but it was a dreadfully long time since.
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posted on 2/4/19
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posted on 2/4/19
Gavw Churchilian respose to a wee bun years ago
"awright speccy"
"I can take the specs aff but what can you do about being so ugly?"
She went awfy red and quiet.
posted on 2/4/19
“What would you have done?”
I’d have stopped hitting the return button after every 4 words
posted on 2/4/19
Sticks and stones...
They used to have to warn runners about Asbo louts on the west highland way race that went up it's banks. I heard the area was much better since they made it a national park and clamped down on "wild" camping.
posted on 2/4/19
I think my answer was better Silver.
Deeply flawed but better.
posted on 2/4/19
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
posted on 2/4/19
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
posted on 2/4/19
Probably pulled out my tadge
posted on 2/4/19
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
posted on 2/4/19
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
posted on 2/4/19
Simon go an sit with Silver.
posted on 2/4/19
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
posted on 2/4/19
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
posted on 2/4/19
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
posted on 2/4/19
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
posted on 2/4/19
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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Simon go an sit with Silver.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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That does my nut in
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Why?
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posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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<Dyed my hair.>
Good shout Bluebell but widn'ae have worked.
The wee cows had been ripping folk in their 20's & 30's as well.
posted on 2/4/19
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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That does my nut in
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Why?
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posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
posted on 2/4/19
Just before her train pulls in I would have grabbed her bye the scruff of the neck dragged her beyond the platform danger line and shout
SAVED YER LIFE
posted on 2/4/19
posted on 2/4/19
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
posted on 2/4/19
You know.
As I pressed Send I thought - this is that fvker elite & maybe a mistake.
posted on 2/4/19
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t
posted on 2/4/19
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.
Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.
Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train
stops back to minibus.
Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking
on the opposite platform.
Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come
you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?
I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse
ya plooky wee boot?
Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally
with folk they don’t know’ thing.
He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.
Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower
and kick oor kvnts in’.
Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.
What would you have done?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
Ath - belter.
She was 1000% not expecting that.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago
Probably pulled out my tadge
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Admin I remember that..
There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.
The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.
Luckily their numbers are few.
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago
Simon go an sit with Silver.
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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
What would you have done?
...............................................
Dyed my hair.
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>
My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts
and add on their 2 line contribution?
That gets on my goat.
Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?
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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago
Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.
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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t
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Me neither.
posted on 2/4/19
Ahem!
Exactly how is it that one filters again?
Did it once but it was a dreadfully long time since.
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