i'd like a barca city final

if nothing than to show the premierships "best" what the worlds best actually looks like.

I want an Ajax v Barcelona final.

I won’t get one though.

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comment by Aye, OK, its Subs - what's the fvkkin poi... (U5683)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 10 seconds ago
Just went for a pash and I shook it and shook it again, no drips, loaded it back onto my trousers and fvcking streak of pash shot right down my leg 😡😡😡😡
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Hahahahhahahahaha.

Unfortunately I find I now have to get up in the middle of the night more often than not.

Almost sleep walk into the en suite and the pee kind of juts falls out as opposed to being forced.

Sign of times
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You need to get one o them new-fangled cludgies that the night-light comes on every time you open the door. Canny miss m8!

Only single use though - then the wife will, no doubt, want a new one, if she's anything like mine.

Probably get one on Amazon or something - I think she called it called "the fridge"... hard to tell midst all the screeching... she should have fvcking just said if she wanted to go first...

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I think I prefer the adventure.

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comment by Zachsda(2019/20 going for 55) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
I sellotape a torch to my boaby before I go to bed as a contingency
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Carrying a torch for yourself eh Oedipus?

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comment by Zachsda(2019/20 going for 55) (U1850)
posted 9 minutes ago
I sellotape a torch to my boaby before I go to bed as a contingency
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A xmas tree light would suffice for you.

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comment by Zachsda(2019/20 going for 55) (U1850)
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comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(2019/20 going for 55) (U1850)
posted 9 minutes ago
I sellotape a torch to my boaby before I go to bed as a contingency
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A xmas tree light would suffice for you.
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You would know
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Tinkerball

comment by Zachsda(2019/20 going for 55) (U1850)
posted 10 minutes ago
I sellotape a torch to my boaby before I go to bed as a contingency
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I have a wee light on the toilet, motion sensore, so it’s all good for me

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