Also, why do girls with fantastic bums, wear tight yoga pants, then complain when you stare at their rse..?

its probably cause u do it from 2 yards away

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 6 minutes ago
Also, why do girls with fantastic bums, wear tight yoga pants, then complain when you stare at their rse..?
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Following them with binoculars mate tends to garner that response

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 7 minutes ago

Also, why do girls with fantastic bums, wear tight yoga pants, then complain when you stare at their rse..?
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More importantly why do complete fookin hippos wear yoga pants?

In fookin Tescos?

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In fookin Tescos?

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Asda's bad enough, but Tesco?

i hear ya, i hate that

I do all my stealing from Asda. Particularly men’s formal attire.

Leggings are brilliant. Facking brilliant. And the ones you can see the beetle bonnet through in particular.

Why did zico and curly fall out?

Why do young gentlemen in grey tracksuit bottoms always have their hands down them like they are holding on to their balls?

comment by Andrew Nelson (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
Why do young gentlemen in grey tracksuit bottoms always have their hands down them like they are holding on to their balls?
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Because we can

Any tips on fitness training? How do you get your cardio in every day? Any success with HIT? Looking to increase my speed and endurance.

comment by council bin man (U21986)
posted 3 minutes ago
Any tips on fitness training? How do you get your cardio in every day? Any success with HIT? Looking to increase my speed and endurance.
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Buy a motorbike and weave in and out of traffic.

Faster and your heart rate will increase

comment by council bin man (U21986)
posted 15 minutes ago
Any tips on fitness training? How do you get your cardio in every day? Any success with HIT? Looking to increase my speed and endurance.
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yup

run everywhere

going to work? run

goin to the toilet run

having a nap? run

What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 20 seconds ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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Use the toilet?

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 1 minute ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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Cut them out

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 minutes ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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A washing machine at 60 degrees will do the trick.........ya manky bastirt

comment by Redundant Lurker (U21637)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 minutes ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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A washing machine at 60 degrees will do the trick.........ya manky bastirt
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Or better still wipe yer erse properly efter a shiite and before you get in the bed.

comment by Redundant Lurker (U21637)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Redundant Lurker (U21637)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 minutes ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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A washing machine at 60 degrees will do the trick.........ya manky bastirt
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Or better still wipe yer erse properly efter a shiite and before you get in the bed.
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Or put a tub of Nutella by the bedside and try to explain it away as historical poor hand/eye co-ordination.

Steve

Why are white people so good at swimming compared to other races? Races like the 100m running for example?

why is smoking legal but drugs are illegal?

Why are white people so good at swimming


Because our PE teachers used to chase us round the pool naked in school.

Because our PE teachers used to chase us round the pool naked in school.
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we got suspicious when we were told to change into our trunks

wasnt till we all got ready that we realised we didnt have a pool and that the teacher had whipped out the climbing frame and trampoline.