I remember at primary school swimming lessons, one of the girls had booobs when we were 10 and it was just fantastic.

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 2 complete... Kristoffer Ajer the Norwegian denier! (U8919)
posted 15 minutes ago
Because our PE teachers used to chase us round the pool naked in school.
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we got suspicious when we were told to change into our trunks

wasnt till we all got ready that we realised we didnt have a pool and that the teacher had whipped out the climbing frame and trampoline.
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Then he said to get undressed and showered. After getting undressed you realised you had no showers. Then you noticed strategically placed 10p pieces on the floor that he'd superglued down.

One of our teachers got sacked for riding the student teacher in a cupboard.

She was a flooking darling anaw man and he looked like Ronald Weasley.

comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 2 complete... Kristoffer Ajer the Norwegian denier! (U8919)
posted 15 minutes ago
Because our PE teachers used to chase us round the pool naked in school.
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we got suspicious when we were told to change into our trunks

wasnt till we all got ready that we realised we didnt have a pool and that the teacher had whipped out the climbing frame and trampoline.
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Then he said to get undressed and showered. After getting undressed you realised you had no showers. Then you noticed strategically placed 10p pieces on the floor that he'd superglued down.
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i spent far too much time trying to get the 10p

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comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 minutes ago
What's the best method for getting poo-stains out of bedsheets?
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A washing machine at 60 degrees will do the trick.........ya manky bastirt
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Or better still wipe yer erse properly efter a shiite and before you get in the bed.
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If you are talking prevention then simply avoid wiping your boaby on the sheets after you have smashed his back doors in?

Use a wet wipe like every kum guzzling fudge packing homo out there

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Why do ladies pretend they dislike cockk when they happily put them in their mouth?

comment by BB7🍀 (U13430)
posted 2 minutes ago
Why do ladies pretend they dislike cockk when they happily put them in their mouth?
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Think it's just your one they dislike

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And still no answer to my original question lads.

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comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 2 minutes ago
And still no answer to my original question lads.
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Must just be a Glasgow thing where they speak using incorrect words and an incorrect accent.

comment by Andrew Nelson (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by BB7🍀 (U13430)
posted 2 minutes ago
Why do ladies pretend they dislike cockk when they happily put them in their mouth?
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Think it's just your one they dislike
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Interesting.. Only complaints ive heard is that it is too big

What's the lyrics to What's the Frequency, Kenneth by REM?

Honestly, it's intelligible. Good song though.

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 3 minutes ago
And still no answer to my original question lads.
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Also don't understand "the now" as opposed to just "now"

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 59 seconds ago
What's the lyrics to What's the Frequency, Kenneth by REM?

Honestly, it's intelligible. Good song though.
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Don't do drugs is the lesson.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 minutes ago
What's the lyrics to What's the Frequency, Kenneth by REM?

Honestly, it's intelligible. Good song though.
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the lyrics are about the Generation X phenomenon in contemporary mass media, sung in character as an older critic whose information consists exclusively of media products

Why are the 'new' Minis still called Minis?

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 1 minute ago
Why are the 'new' Rangers still called Rangers?
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Because the original mini had a lot of fans so they could easily attract these fans to this new car by calling it the same thing even though it's completely different in every way.

Makes sense, thanks,

What would you do if you went to a bank machine and saw money that hadn’t been taken an no one about?

Why do cows produce so much milk 🐄