Juke

<cold beers, besides Jesus himself would want me to be happy >

Mark Twain '' I know God loves us - he gave us beer ''.

And big / pert Jugs.

Mate a big breasted bird bouncing up and down on you is a sight to behold, go for it 👍

comment by GTB let's all be a little bit Zen and be cool (U14017)
posted 0 seconds ago
Mate a big breasted bird bouncing up and down on you is a sight to behold, go for it 👍
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I think Dolly Parton put me off when I was a bairn, just couldn't shoot after a while of really going for it

course hair on nips can be annoying but you get past it
yir holes yir hole

Just don't take pics and in time any trauma will subside.

That and remembering you are not exactly brad pitt and she will deny even knowing you later are good grounding

comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by GTB let's all be a little bit Zen and be cool (U14017)
posted 0 seconds ago
Mate a big breasted bird bouncing up and down on you is a sight to behold, go for it 👍
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I think Dolly Parton put me off when I was a bairn, just couldn't shoot after a while of really going for it
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You pumped Dolly Parton?

comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by GTB let's all be a little bit Zen and be cool (U14017)
posted 0 seconds ago
Mate a big breasted bird bouncing up and down on you is a sight to behold, go for it 👍
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I think Dolly Parton put me off when I was a bairn, just couldn't shoot after a while of really going for it
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You pumped Dolly Parton?
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no

comment by lexballielegend (U8325)
posted 2 hours, 37 minutes ago
Fan no for me mate, I back in the day was with a lass with masshoove tats out the bra they were rotten all vainy and nips were like fried eggs, rotten ride as well so big that when she was on her back it was an effort to move the fun bags about
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Hang on a minute. What was she doing on her back?

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comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by lexballielegend (U8325)
posted 2 hours, 37 minutes ago
Fan no for me mate, I back in the day was with a lass with masshoove tats out the bra they were rotten all vainy and nips were like fried eggs, rotten ride as well so big that when she was on her back it was an effort to move the fun bags about
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Hang on a minute. What was she doing on her back?
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Sleeping

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Easter...another religious pagan festival

comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......... (U2115)
posted 3 hours, 21 minutes ago
Easter...another religious pagan festival
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Uh-oh The Great Bunny God won't be leaving you any Jesus eggs.

Atheists and vegans eh.

Whit they like eh?

They a' try to out-atheist and out-vegan each other eventually.