The game against WBA where we had Fellaini up front and Rooney and RVP in CM.

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 1 minute ago
Our team bus being late to the stadium every other week?
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Apparently due to no other bus companies being able to afford our drivers wages so we're stuck with him until 2022.

comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 6 seconds ago
The game against WBA where we had Fellaini up front and Rooney and RVP in CM.
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When LVG instructed our players to get horny

Phil Jones and the football is the best comedy double act since Laurel and Hardy. And funnily enough he looks like Stan Laurel.

LVG calling Custis the “fat man”.

Know it's not in the spirit of this thread as it's not United comedy but Gerrard being sent off in 38 seconds was pretty funny.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 53 seconds ago
Know it's not in the spirit of this thread as it's not United comedy but Gerrard being sent off in 38 seconds was pretty funny.
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Beautiful moment

LVG (again) proudly announcing that the person sat next to him was his vice captain........Mike Smalling

LVG's press conferences were very entertaining.

Fellaini dribbling through Bayern is the highlight of the post-Fergie era. He was unplayable - took the sideline to stop him.

Sadomosichisma and saxophonist will always have a special place in my heart.

The day the pogba emoji was released when we played you at OT only for pogba to dab in the box and give a pen away for handball was funny.

Oh and that Moyes game of 1 million crosses.

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 14 minutes ago
Fellaini dribbling through Bayern is the highlight of the post-Fergie era. He was unplayable - took the sideline to stop him.
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Exactly, he literally ran out of pitch to run into before Bayern could get it off him. They had no answer!

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 22 minutes ago

Fellaini dribbling through Bayern is the highlight of the post-Fergie era. He was unplayable - took the sideline to stop him.
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And even then the big man slid in for a good old 50/50 with the sideline. He wasn't given up that ball without a fight.

Remember when he had his hair coloured?

https://bit.ly/2K39MRo


Or this?

https://bit.ly/2KwlXWt

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 34 minutes ago
Remember when he had his hair coloured?

https://bit.ly/2K39MRo


Or this?

https://bit.ly/2KwlXWt


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Sort of like when you have to use your toilet brush to clean the toilet after a particularly brutal dose of diarrhoea, and the brush is left looking a little bit brown.

comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
Anyone go to the bomb scare match v Bournemouth in 2016?
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Yep

fair play to you lot on your board

you ain't having the best of times but you've taken it well

if only there could have been one more piddier article after last saturday

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted 16 minutes ago
fair play to you lot on your board

you ain't having the best of times but you've taken it well

if only there could have been one more piddier article after last saturday
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That would have ended the season well!

LVG's secx masochism comment.

Like wtf lol

In other news it seems Trump thinks the Moon is part of Mars. Yes, he has tweeted that and it's still there at time of writing!

From a JA 606 point of view, Nobb proclaiming we should give the job to Ole only for a month later calling for him to be sacked.

You couldn't make it up.

United 2013-2019

Excellent stuff Cloggy. You cottened on to the OP in superb time.