GGOTW? my alcoholic neighbour for getting heavy pashed and deciding tae cutba shared hedge that's no been cut for approx 3yrs, he is a fcking mess and I've lost count of the times I've had tae carry him up the stairs into his gaff but by fck he did a decent job on it, took him 6hrs, Mrs P and I watched him from the window arguing about how long it would be before he lost a finger with the hedge cutters?
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<GGOTW? my alcoholic neighbour for getting heavy pashed and deciding tae cutba shared hedge that's no been cut for approx 3yrs, he is a fcking mess and I've lost count of the times I've had tae carry him up the stairs into his gaff but by fck he did a decent job on it, took him 6hrs, Mrs P and I watched him from the window arguing about how long it would be before he lost a finger with the hedge cutters? >
We need more Nature Notes like that on here.
Defuse the closed season Cabin Fever.
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Had to get a man in to take down the trees, fkn nightmare.
Re the school thing.
Absolute disgrace.
Everyone who works in or with Scottish schools is routinely getting 'Child
Protection Awareness' rammed down their throats. 84 page Risk
Assessment stuff for a simple one day trip outdoors. Umpteen visits and
excursions not allowed as it 'presents a danger'. Aye so lets keep the
weans in a jerry built PFI school on a toxic landfill.
Obviously built there as it would have cost 50p per hectare.
<Can't beat getting in about the garden with yer chainsaw.>
I'm an absolute chain saw phobic.
It's a Fatal Attraction so I've got 3.;(
Haven't had the baws yet to use the biggest.
Nowt better than sitting round the fire pit of an evening.
Knowing that I aboslutely shat masel cutting that.
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Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
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He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
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He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
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Whit a charmer.
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The police should have been called
comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
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He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
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Whit a charmer.
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Boy was asking for it
There's a reasonable back story
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<asked to leave >
Whit thae Embro pansies like?
They shouldh'a mollicated him.
Don't think I'd seen mollicated as a word before this. Into the patter it goes
Miller.
Comes in at Number 3 in this 2014 Hit Parade.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27999787
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 16 minutes ago
The police should have been called
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Ach John Greig and Tan Forsyth did worse at tynecadtle without the need for law enforcement
Supposedly John greig was too wee for hearts. The jambo website of 60s had it existed probably only got hard at 6'5 or above
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I'm taking that as English have short cawwks
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posted on 22/6/19
GGOTW? my alcoholic neighbour for getting heavy pashed and deciding tae cutba shared hedge that's no been cut for approx 3yrs, he is a fcking mess and I've lost count of the times I've had tae carry him up the stairs into his gaff but by fck he did a decent job on it, took him 6hrs, Mrs P and I watched him from the window arguing about how long it would be before he lost a finger with the hedge cutters?
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
<GGOTW? my alcoholic neighbour for getting heavy pashed and deciding tae cutba shared hedge that's no been cut for approx 3yrs, he is a fcking mess and I've lost count of the times I've had tae carry him up the stairs into his gaff but by fck he did a decent job on it, took him 6hrs, Mrs P and I watched him from the window arguing about how long it would be before he lost a finger with the hedge cutters? >
We need more Nature Notes like that on here.
Defuse the closed season Cabin Fever.
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
Had to get a man in to take down the trees, fkn nightmare.
posted on 22/6/19
Re the school thing.
Absolute disgrace.
Everyone who works in or with Scottish schools is routinely getting 'Child
Protection Awareness' rammed down their throats. 84 page Risk
Assessment stuff for a simple one day trip outdoors. Umpteen visits and
excursions not allowed as it 'presents a danger'. Aye so lets keep the
weans in a jerry built PFI school on a toxic landfill.
Obviously built there as it would have cost 50p per hectare.
posted on 22/6/19
<Can't beat getting in about the garden with yer chainsaw.>
I'm an absolute chain saw phobic.
It's a Fatal Attraction so I've got 3.;(
Haven't had the baws yet to use the biggest.
Nowt better than sitting round the fire pit of an evening.
Knowing that I aboslutely shat masel cutting that.
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
posted on 22/6/19
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
posted on 22/6/19
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whit a charmer.
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
Fvkin belter.
posted on 22/6/19
The police should have been called
posted on 22/6/19
comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 minutes ago
Magnum.
I insist on meeting this lad.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He's 79 now mate.
Currently has a broken rib and collar bone, asbestosis and various cancers. Looks about 60 and fights like fack.
Gone asked to leave the hospitality at tynecadtle about 5 years ago for mushing a pie into a jambos face at half time
Nae kiddin by the way
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whit a charmer.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy was asking for it
There's a reasonable back story
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
<asked to leave >
Whit thae Embro pansies like?
They shouldh'a mollicated him.
posted on 22/6/19
Don't think I'd seen mollicated as a word before this. Into the patter it goes
posted on 22/6/19
Miller.
Comes in at Number 3 in this 2014 Hit Parade.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27999787
posted on 22/6/19
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 16 minutes ago
The police should have been called
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Ach John Greig and Tan Forsyth did worse at tynecadtle without the need for law enforcement
posted on 22/6/19
Supposedly John greig was too wee for hearts. The jambo website of 60s had it existed probably only got hard at 6'5 or above
posted on 22/6/19
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posted on 22/6/19
I'm taking that as English have short cawwks
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