Very informative, five stars.
Here's me thinking I was the only one who buys pots of piiss?
Might gie the lead Cup thing a bash though
And they didnae use plastic bottles or plastic straws!
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In days of old
When men were bold
And johnnies weren’t invented
They tied a sock
Around their cawck
So babies were prevented
Irish
The version I was telt differed slightly. Last line went
'And rode away contented'
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#wheresourfookinrightback
Stacey is going to Bournemouth
Fvcking nothing club......just making up the numbers.
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A dog is a friend to the man who’s enjoyed a few, Silver.
“This line of conversation was a bit out of Omally’s range, but he thought he recalled a joke about a dog with no nose. ‘A dog is a wise animal, that much I know,’ said the Irishman. ‘Back in the old country few men would venture out of doors of a night without a dog at their heels. The faithful fellow would sit at his master’s elbow the evening, and if in the course of conversation the master felt the need for a bit of support he would nudge his dog and the animal, who would have been following every word, would assist him.’
It was always remarkable to Neville that at times when Omally was stuck for something to say he would simply resort to the first thing that came into his head no matter how thoroughly absurd it might be. ‘You are saying that the dog would advise his master, then?’ said the long-suffering part-time barman.
‘Heavens no,’ said Omally. ‘The dear creature would simply go for the other fellow’s throat thus cutting short any chance of his master losing the argument.’ ”
You Sir are Robert Rankin and I claim my 5£.
You Sir are Robert Rankin
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I am NOT! I’m watching TV.
Folk no washing.
2 reasons.
Nae soap.
And.
They noticed that those who died got unwell & died shortly after.
Pores got opened up & absorbed bad stuff.
Old Scottish saying - the clartier the cosier.
The servant classes often outlived their pampered overmasters.
These days will return.
I swear it.
Hey guys.
Robert Rankin is watching the telly.
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Folk no washing.
2 reasons.
Nae soap.
And.
They noticed that those who died got unwell & died shortly after.
—-
Three if you include being a Celtic fan.
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Very informative, five stars.
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Here's me thinking I was the only one who buys pots of piiss?
Might gie the lead Cup thing a bash though
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And they didnae use plastic bottles or plastic straws!
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In days of old
When men were bold
And johnnies weren’t invented
They tied a sock
Around their cawck
So babies were prevented
posted on 6/7/19
Irish
The version I was telt differed slightly. Last line went
'And rode away contented'
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posted on 6/7/19
#wheresourfookinrightback
Stacey is going to Bournemouth
Fvcking nothing club......just making up the numbers.
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A dog is a friend to the man who’s enjoyed a few, Silver.
“This line of conversation was a bit out of Omally’s range, but he thought he recalled a joke about a dog with no nose. ‘A dog is a wise animal, that much I know,’ said the Irishman. ‘Back in the old country few men would venture out of doors of a night without a dog at their heels. The faithful fellow would sit at his master’s elbow the evening, and if in the course of conversation the master felt the need for a bit of support he would nudge his dog and the animal, who would have been following every word, would assist him.’
It was always remarkable to Neville that at times when Omally was stuck for something to say he would simply resort to the first thing that came into his head no matter how thoroughly absurd it might be. ‘You are saying that the dog would advise his master, then?’ said the long-suffering part-time barman.
‘Heavens no,’ said Omally. ‘The dear creature would simply go for the other fellow’s throat thus cutting short any chance of his master losing the argument.’ ”
posted on 6/7/19
You Sir are Robert Rankin and I claim my 5£.
posted on 6/7/19
You Sir are Robert Rankin
—-
I am NOT! I’m watching TV.
posted on 6/7/19
Folk no washing.
2 reasons.
Nae soap.
And.
They noticed that those who died got unwell & died shortly after.
Pores got opened up & absorbed bad stuff.
Old Scottish saying - the clartier the cosier.
The servant classes often outlived their pampered overmasters.
These days will return.
I swear it.
posted on 6/7/19
Hey guys.
Robert Rankin is watching the telly.
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Silver
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posted on 6/7/19
Folk no washing.
2 reasons.
Nae soap.
And.
They noticed that those who died got unwell & died shortly after.
—-
Three if you include being a Celtic fan.
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