Don't mind Tuesday's to be honest.
Good morning all. Isn't Tuesday the worst? Everyone goes on about Monday, but Tuesday is just a grim day and easily the worst day of the week.
You heard that on Tay FM this morning didn't ya
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
Don't mind Tommy Tuesday's to be honest.
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fixed that for you
if that's your team Ill have to agree that's your best line up, I only know two players
The franchise was one of the original clubs that played in the United Soccer Association, one of the two precursors to the NASL, in 1967. That year overseas clubs played in U.S. cities as American teams. The team that played as the Dallas Tornado were Dundee United of the Scottish Football League.
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I don't understand what was going on here?
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
Don't mind Tommy Tuesday's to be honest.
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fixed that for you
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Shut up ya wee sheite
Usually i might agree that Tuesday are pash but Rangers are back in action so not today.
As for Dundee United, hope you have an enjoyable season and lose in the play-off final on penalties.
typical racist comment, as expected.
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 8 seconds ago
typical racist comment, as expected.
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What?
schites are brown, are as such u see them, and use them negatively.
"its brown so its bad, i'll call him that"
disgusting tbh.
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 10 minutes ago
schites are brown, are as such u see them, and use them negatively.
"its brown so its bad, i'll call him that"
disgusting tbh.
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My last one was black so take that snowflake
When I was at Disney years ago I ate some candy floss and right in the middle of the Indiana Jones thing I had to run like f@ck to splatter blue @rse juice all over the nearest toilet.
Well this has taken a turn for the worse
A Tim schites gree and a Bears schites blue.
How entirely predictable
Mine are brown with yellow kernels for those interested.
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
I forgot to comment on this so didn't check the comments
Declan, back in the 60s the American League was weird and unpopular, so they would invite moderately successful European sides to come across in the summer and 'guest' as their teams for a few games to increase the profile.
At that point United had beat Barcelona home and away (not sure we've ever mentioned this before?) and defeated Juventus at Tannadice before being knocked out in Turin. Therefore our friends in Dallas invited us over to play as them.
The chairman was looking for further ways to promote the team and his wife suggested we adopt the tangerine kits that Dallas played in, so we did, and have worn them ever since.
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 10 minutes ago
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
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Why didn't you just go into one of the pubs in the area? Or do you not like to poo in pub toilets?
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 10 minutes ago
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
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Why didn't you just go into one of the pubs in the area? Or do you not like to poo in pub toilets?
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The only pub would have been Dickens and I'd probably rather shiiiit on my own head than go in there
Without doubt the worst toilet I've ever been in was in Tootsies Orchid Lounge in Nashville.
It was as bad as the toilet in Trainspotting but it didn't even have a door. It just had this f@cking rank shower curtain.
I am pretty sure the toilets in the Taybank in Dunkeld used to be buckets on the wall and no cubicles. Just all open and that's where you had to do a poo.
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 47 seconds ago
I am pretty sure the toilets in the Taybank in Dunkeld used to be buckets on the wall and no cubicles. Just all open and that's where you had to do a poo.
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Sounds very sexy
I like how a thread about Dundee Utd seamlessly rolls into talking about shiete
comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 46 seconds ago
I like how a thread about Dundee Utd seamlessly rolls into talking about shiete
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Goes hand in hand really. Or on sleeves. Like their strip that had brown sleeves.
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
I once did a green chite
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Mine was red once after I had eaten an entire red velvet cake the day before.
Apparently calls to NHS 24 about bloody poo rocket on February 15th after people think they have something horribly wrong with them, as it's a popular Valentine's Day dessert.
Either that or they really have been up to something on Valentine's Day.
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posted on 9/7/19
Don't mind Tuesday's to be honest.
posted on 9/7/19
Good morning all. Isn't Tuesday the worst? Everyone goes on about Monday, but Tuesday is just a grim day and easily the worst day of the week.
You heard that on Tay FM this morning didn't ya
posted on 9/7/19
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
Don't mind Tommy Tuesday's to be honest.
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fixed that for you
posted on 9/7/19
if that's your team Ill have to agree that's your best line up, I only know two players
posted on 9/7/19
The franchise was one of the original clubs that played in the United Soccer Association, one of the two precursors to the NASL, in 1967. That year overseas clubs played in U.S. cities as American teams. The team that played as the Dallas Tornado were Dundee United of the Scottish Football League.
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I don't understand what was going on here?
posted on 9/7/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
Don't mind Tommy Tuesday's to be honest.
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fixed that for you
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Shut up ya wee sheite
posted on 9/7/19
Usually i might agree that Tuesday are pash but Rangers are back in action so not today.
As for Dundee United, hope you have an enjoyable season and lose in the play-off final on penalties.
posted on 9/7/19
typical racist comment, as expected.
posted on 9/7/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 8 seconds ago
typical racist comment, as expected.
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What?
posted on 9/7/19
schites are brown, are as such u see them, and use them negatively.
"its brown so its bad, i'll call him that"
disgusting tbh.
posted on 9/7/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 10 minutes ago
schites are brown, are as such u see them, and use them negatively.
"its brown so its bad, i'll call him that"
disgusting tbh.
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My last one was black so take that snowflake
posted on 9/7/19
I once did a green chite
posted on 9/7/19
When I was at Disney years ago I ate some candy floss and right in the middle of the Indiana Jones thing I had to run like f@ck to splatter blue @rse juice all over the nearest toilet.
posted on 9/7/19
Well this has taken a turn for the worse
posted on 9/7/19
A Tim schites gree and a Bears schites blue.
How entirely predictable
Mine are brown with yellow kernels for those interested.
posted on 9/7/19
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
posted on 9/7/19
I forgot to comment on this so didn't check the comments
Declan, back in the 60s the American League was weird and unpopular, so they would invite moderately successful European sides to come across in the summer and 'guest' as their teams for a few games to increase the profile.
At that point United had beat Barcelona home and away (not sure we've ever mentioned this before?) and defeated Juventus at Tannadice before being knocked out in Turin. Therefore our friends in Dallas invited us over to play as them.
The chairman was looking for further ways to promote the team and his wife suggested we adopt the tangerine kits that Dallas played in, so we did, and have worn them ever since.
posted on 9/7/19
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 10 minutes ago
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
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Why didn't you just go into one of the pubs in the area? Or do you not like to poo in pub toilets?
posted on 9/7/19
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 10 minutes ago
What do you do if there is no where to go? It was something I was thinking about when running home from Haymarket on Sunday. Genuinely thought I was going to run out of time and was looking for bushes and stuff.
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Why didn't you just go into one of the pubs in the area? Or do you not like to poo in pub toilets?
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The only pub would have been Dickens and I'd probably rather shiiiit on my own head than go in there
posted on 9/7/19
Without doubt the worst toilet I've ever been in was in Tootsies Orchid Lounge in Nashville.
It was as bad as the toilet in Trainspotting but it didn't even have a door. It just had this f@cking rank shower curtain.
posted on 9/7/19
I am pretty sure the toilets in the Taybank in Dunkeld used to be buckets on the wall and no cubicles. Just all open and that's where you had to do a poo.
posted on 9/7/19
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 47 seconds ago
I am pretty sure the toilets in the Taybank in Dunkeld used to be buckets on the wall and no cubicles. Just all open and that's where you had to do a poo.
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Sounds very sexy
posted on 9/7/19
I like how a thread about Dundee Utd seamlessly rolls into talking about shiete
posted on 9/7/19
comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 46 seconds ago
I like how a thread about Dundee Utd seamlessly rolls into talking about shiete
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Goes hand in hand really. Or on sleeves. Like their strip that had brown sleeves.
posted on 9/7/19
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
I once did a green chite
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Mine was red once after I had eaten an entire red velvet cake the day before.
Apparently calls to NHS 24 about bloody poo rocket on February 15th after people think they have something horribly wrong with them, as it's a popular Valentine's Day dessert.
Either that or they really have been up to something on Valentine's Day.
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