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posted on 27/7/19

Bears from Chigwell?

Who’d have thunk it?

posted on 27/7/19

Chigwell, isn't that retired London hardman/gangster territory..?

Should've just nuked the boat.

posted on 27/7/19


I'll bet Heed was the onboard Courier.

posted on 27/7/19


<Chigwell, isn't that retired London hardman/gangster territory..?>

It's a Neanderthal reserve.

They think Trump is a limp wristed do-gooder.




posted on 27/7/19

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 9 minutes ago

I'll bet Heed was the onboard Courier.

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Na, Heed was on the Mary Rose.

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 27/7/19

‘He said one witness "explained to staff that things kicked off when another passenger appeared dressed as a clown. This upset one of their party because they'd specifically booked a cruise with no fancy dress. It led to a violent confrontation."’

posted on 27/7/19

POV I say that all the time when making a booking.

I insist on nae fancy dress.


posted on 27/7/19

Retired Lahndan gangster and his moll and their two love island essex boys probably took offence to someone trying to make their upmarket booze cruise look tacky.

posted on 27/7/19





Ironically the 2 Chigwell thugs prob celebrating having a clown as PM.



comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 27/7/19

"Oi caahnt! oy said no faaakin clauwns!"

posted on 27/7/19

Haha - very good phonetics Hector.

comment by Tomkins (U1116)

posted on 27/7/19

Chigwell is millionaire land

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 27/7/19

One resides amid them Quinny.

posted on 27/7/19


Aye.

Birds of a Feather.

Talking people & attitudes here, not gangster house prices.

posted on 27/7/19

You wanna slag Essex ya bams say it tae ma coupon

posted on 27/7/19


Hec

Soz.

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 27/7/19

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 4 minutes ago
You wanna slag Essex ya bams say it tae ma coupon
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youre probably the best man to ask...What is 'patriotic partying'?

posted on 27/7/19

Bluebell sorry mate that would mean going to Polmont On Sea.

posted on 27/7/19

A wee true story how I ended up in Essex.Back in the late 80`s early 90`s I met my wife in centrepoint homeless unit in Soho,she was thrown out and I was just out the pokey.

Centrepoint gave us a roof and lunch vouchers daily,out at 8am back in at 8pm.

Anyway a wise old thief told me how to survive,remember phoneboxes when they were back to back,one for cash and one for prepayment cards?

Well the cash ones I made a fortune from,picking up a discarded phone card or a crisp poke and using a small screwdriver I would pop open the bit were your change would usually come out,bend the card or shove the crisp poke up there so nothing comes out,leave it an hour and come back,remove the card/crisp packet and it was like winning the jackpot on a fruit machine! All them tourists and locals (no mobiles back then) making calls and them who never got through their cash jammed in the change slot,I had Totenhan court rd,Berwick street,Oxford Street and Soho covered

Within 2 weeks we had enough for a deposit and furnished our first ever wee 1 bedroom flat together.

So sorry Bt

posted on 27/7/19

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 4 minutes ago
You wanna slag Essex ya bams say it tae ma coupon
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youre probably the best man to ask...What is 'patriotic partying'?
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Sash bash?

posted on 27/7/19


Good for you mate.

Blubell I got a skelp from a copper for doing that 1963/64.

Took back hame and my Da gave me a look I can still see today.

Never did it again.

In the days when you actually had them out and about.

I used a bit cut from a yellow duster.

posted on 27/7/19

London phonebox was a £1 a time tho Quinny

Not 1d

posted on 27/7/19

Apparently it all kicked off in the buffet area.

I've been buffeted a few times myself on McBrayne ferries - I go way back to a time long before CalMac.

Younger than Quinn though.

posted on 27/7/19

The Waverley

Mind there was an oldfirm riot on it one day a booze cruise doon the water with nae were to hide.

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 27/7/19

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 4 minutes ago
You wanna slag Essex ya bams say it tae ma coupon
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youre probably the best man to ask...What is 'patriotic partying'?
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Sash bash?
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a Billericay Billypayday

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