Sorry that was awful.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 27 minutes ago
You wanna slag Essex ya bams say it tae ma coupon
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If yer in the car park at Newmarket races right now I fckin will.

Full of very drunk Essex people. Women are funny as though.

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 4 minutes ago
Sorry that was awful.
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Basildon bear bash

Show the woman are out topping up their fake tans.

Hector

Minging man.

Minging.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
Show the woman are out topping up their fake tans.
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You're probably right there.

Mind you it's persisting down but hey, that's Essix shells for ya.

They do like to doll up to be fair,some have too others not so.

My eldest daughter for example,brought up down here but lives up the road noo.

She was down last week for a few days,the night she was going home,the make up was applied,false eyelashes on,nails painted decent clobber,I said to her ffs hen your on the magic bus to glaga

glasga*

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 10 minutes ago
They do like to doll up to be fair,some have too others not so.

My eldest daughter for example,brought up down here but lives up the road noo.

She was down last week for a few days,the night she was going home,the make up was applied,false eyelashes on,nails painted decent clobber,I said to her ffs hen your on the magic bus to glaga
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It's funny as go watching them staggering across a grass field in the killer heels with a bucket of Prosecco on board.

To be fair it's the same at Haydock. Scousers and Mancs or Uttoxeter, Brummies and Stokies.

Aye you would never see that at Hamilton

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 7 seconds ago
Aye you would never see that at Hamilton
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Of course you wouldn't. Ayr you might but no at Hamilton.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 18 minutes ago
Aye you would never see that at Hamilton
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ive seen plenty in hamilton mate. trust me. some wee toon

Hamilton used to have a brilliant curry house The Pir Mahal. Is it still there?

<My eldest daughter for example,brought up down here but lives up the road noo.>

At least she wasn'ae threatening to shoot you like your youngest.

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comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 2 minutes ago
Hamilton used to have a brilliant curry house The Pir Mahal. Is it still there?
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think its still there mate...maybe called something else. was more of a Manzil man myself.

hamilton had about 15 curry houses at one point. amazing for a small town.

indian Villa in Motherwell now reigns supreme in motherwrell

in lanarkshire i mean

I went to Hamilton once.

Took a wrong turning.

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 seconds ago

I went to Hamilton once.

Took a wrong turning.




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ive lived around motherwell for 30 years but still consider myself a hamilton man.

my mammy used to say that the only decent thing to come out of motherwell was the bus to hamilton. auld annie...some wummin!

I’ve been to Hamilton races a few times of an evening and the weather has somehow always been great. Usually won a few quid and enjoyed the music afterwards. Wummin looking like they were dolled up fir a weddin and a few hipsters in tow. 😂

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago

Took a wrong turning.
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I went to school with a lassie called ‘The Uddingston turn-off’.

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 19 minutes ago

<My eldest daughter for example,brought up down here but lives up the road noo.>

At least she wasn'ae threatening to shoot you like your youngest.


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Eh? That was me who shot a cheeky chav,he said he`ll get his da roon,I said i will shoot him anaw! Was ony a wembly tempest but it stung.Anyway that evening bang bang bang on the door looked out the blinds 3 geezers at the door,nae time to reload So grabbed a baseball bat swung open the door sreaming lets fooking av it,they bolted and I gave chase,they were getting away so in anger I lobbed the bat in frustration,it clipped ones leg,they retrieved it and chased and caught me,moral of this I got clubbed with my own weapon

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 35 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 19 minutes ago

<My eldest daughter for example,brought up down here but lives up the road noo.>

At least she wasn'ae threatening to shoot you like your youngest.


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Eh? That was me who shot a cheeky chav,he said he`ll get his da roon,I said i will shoot him anaw! Was ony a wembly tempest but it stung.Anyway that evening bang bang bang on the door looked out the blinds 3 geezers at the door,nae time to reloadSo grabbed a baseball bat swung open the door sreaming lets fooking av it,they bolted and I gave chase,they were getting away so in anger I lobbed the bat in frustration,it clipped ones leg,they retrieved it and chased and caught me,moral of this I got clubbed with my own weapon
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“I got clubbed with my own weapon“

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Felt like a seal