What it takes to be the best in the modern game. Incredible commitment and sacrifice.
Going round to a mates who lays on some chicken and salad, have a little game of keepy uppies and two touch and then a bit of a swim, sounds lovely.
Sounds like he’s just bitter that the chicken wasn’t raw.
Evra wanted some raw chicken.
Messi is the more natural talent. At his house you get ribs and play FIFA all night while hookers do blow off each others tiiiits
This story always makes me hungry
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comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
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Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
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posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
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comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
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Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
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think about what you have done.
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Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
It’s actually quite a boring story lol. I saw the interview on Sky Sports, and was expecting Ronaldo to literally get Evra in a headlock, make him do 50 press ups before jogging to Barcelona and back the way he hyped this up.
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
A lot of younger players should look to Cristiano and appreciate his dedication to the sport.
He is not as naturally gifted as many others but his dedication to his craft is greater than most
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
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Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
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Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
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Yes.
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
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Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
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Yes.
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comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
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Yes.
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I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
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I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Obviously.
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
More fun than Mo Salad
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posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 17 seconds ago
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posted 34 minutes ago
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posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Obviously.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Hmmmmm...
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posted on 13/8/19
What it takes to be the best in the modern game. Incredible commitment and sacrifice.
posted on 13/8/19
Going round to a mates who lays on some chicken and salad, have a little game of keepy uppies and two touch and then a bit of a swim, sounds lovely.
posted on 13/8/19
Sounds like he’s just bitter that the chicken wasn’t raw.
posted on 13/8/19
Evra wanted some raw chicken.
posted on 13/8/19
Messi is the more natural talent. At his house you get ribs and play FIFA all night while hookers do blow off each others tiiiits
posted on 13/8/19
This story always makes me hungry
posted on 13/8/19
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posted on 13/8/19
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
posted on 13/8/19
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 13/8/19
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
posted on 13/8/19
It’s actually quite a boring story lol. I saw the interview on Sky Sports, and was expecting Ronaldo to literally get Evra in a headlock, make him do 50 press ups before jogging to Barcelona and back the way he hyped this up.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
posted on 13/8/19
A lot of younger players should look to Cristiano and appreciate his dedication to the sport.
He is not as naturally gifted as many others but his dedication to his craft is greater than most
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
posted on 13/8/19
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Obviously.
posted on 13/8/19
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.
i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do
......
This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
More fun than Mo Salad
posted on 13/8/19
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Obviously.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Hmmmmm...
posted on 13/8/19
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