comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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hahahahaha
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 39 seconds ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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You are the maddest cvnt I have never met.
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 15 seconds ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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It's a German guy that owns that. It's a Gerry Quarry
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Boy i used to know went to a club in Dundee with his mate who was the DJ at it.
He got absolutely hammered because he was bored and ended up sheidting himself in the club. They had to go to a hotel, buy a room then hose him down in the bath
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comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
Boy i used to know went to a club in Dundee with his mate who was the DJ at it.
He got absolutely hammered because he was bored and ended up sheidting himself in the club. They had to go to a hotel, buy a room then hose him down in the bath
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Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
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Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
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hahahahaha
I remember when we were younger we broke into an abandoned house.
We had some cows round and two litres of Vod.
Finished one and ran out of mixer so started taking shots then tanning water from the finished bottle of vod
I switched them when he was taking a shot out the cap, he must have drank about 4 gulps before his brain told him it wasn't water.
Spewed everywhere and tried to fight me
We were about 13 so he wasn't quite 6'5 then
First time i went to Ibiza i took my first eccie at Ocean Beach Club, was like Leo Di Caprio at the stairs scene after the delayed Ludes. Crawled to the toilet to spew to get it out me i was that bad and ended up having the best buzz ever after it for some reason.
I'm just glad it was still the likes of Iphone 1's kicking about then and not these days or i'd be twitter famous for going to the toilet like a sloth.
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
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Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
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fwck off you
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 56 seconds ago
Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
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Well you need to tell your story now sheggar
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comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 41 seconds ago
Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
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Can you smell it from there?
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 5 minutes ago
Woke up the next morning and my da said they found me at the bottom of the close sleeping and stinking of p!sh
Did it remind him of how how met yer ma
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FFS!
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
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hahahahaha
I remember when we were younger we broke into an abandoned house.
We had some cows round and two litres of Vod.
Finished one and ran out of mixer so started taking shots then tanning water from the finished bottle of vod
I switched them when he was taking a shot out the cap, he must have drank about 4 gulps before his brain told him it wasn't water.
Spewed everywhere and tried to fight me
We were about 13 so he wasn't quite 6'5 then
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https://youtu.be/zEaVzAzQFd8
Actual footage of Zachsda walking home.
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 27 minutes ago
https://postimg.cc/MfZh0s7P
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I actually thought that was me for a second
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comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
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Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
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You work hard
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Whereas as the picture suggests... I'm hard work
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posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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hahahahaha
posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 39 seconds ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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You are the maddest cvnt I have never met.
posted on 30/9/19
Cracking thread juke
posted on 30/9/19
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
posted on 30/9/19
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posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 15 seconds ago
I fell into a quarry in Cumbernauld @ half one in the morning having decided to take a "short cut" home through fields i had never seen before.Chapped a farmers door in Airdrie @ 02.00 head burst open ankle twisted and bleeding, covered in fookin mud and $hite.They washed me down, bandaged me and called me a taxi.Fookin madness trying to climb out the quarry
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It's a German guy that owns that. It's a Gerry Quarry
posted on 30/9/19
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posted on 30/9/19
Boy i used to know went to a club in Dundee with his mate who was the DJ at it.
He got absolutely hammered because he was bored and ended up sheidting himself in the club. They had to go to a hotel, buy a room then hose him down in the bath
posted on 30/9/19
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posted on 30/9/19
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
posted on 30/9/19
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
Boy i used to know went to a club in Dundee with his mate who was the DJ at it.
He got absolutely hammered because he was bored and ended up sheidting himself in the club. They had to go to a hotel, buy a room then hose him down in the bath
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posted on 30/9/19
Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
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Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
posted on 30/9/19
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
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hahahahaha
I remember when we were younger we broke into an abandoned house.
We had some cows round and two litres of Vod.
Finished one and ran out of mixer so started taking shots then tanning water from the finished bottle of vod
I switched them when he was taking a shot out the cap, he must have drank about 4 gulps before his brain told him it wasn't water.
Spewed everywhere and tried to fight me
We were about 13 so he wasn't quite 6'5 then
posted on 30/9/19
First time i went to Ibiza i took my first eccie at Ocean Beach Club, was like Leo Di Caprio at the stairs scene after the delayed Ludes. Crawled to the toilet to spew to get it out me i was that bad and ended up having the best buzz ever after it for some reason.
I'm just glad it was still the likes of Iphone 1's kicking about then and not these days or i'd be twitter famous for going to the toilet like a sloth.
posted on 30/9/19
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
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Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
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fwck off you
posted on 30/9/19
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 56 seconds ago
Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
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Well you need to tell your story now sheggar
posted on 30/9/19
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posted on 30/9/19
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 41 seconds ago
Ok.
Hands up who's shat themselves
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Can you smell it from there?
posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 5 minutes ago
Woke up the next morning and my da said they found me at the bottom of the close sleeping and stinking of p!sh
Did it remind him of how how met yer ma
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FFS!
posted on 30/9/19
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
At least Clark only tries to hand you a bank card and runs off the train for no reason
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Still laugh at that.
Me and you took 25 mins to realise he was gone, some mate you are
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hahahahaha
I remember when we were younger we broke into an abandoned house.
We had some cows round and two litres of Vod.
Finished one and ran out of mixer so started taking shots then tanning water from the finished bottle of vod
I switched them when he was taking a shot out the cap, he must have drank about 4 gulps before his brain told him it wasn't water.
Spewed everywhere and tried to fight me
We were about 13 so he wasn't quite 6'5 then
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posted on 30/9/19
https://youtu.be/zEaVzAzQFd8
Actual footage of Zachsda walking home.
posted on 30/9/19
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 27 minutes ago
https://postimg.cc/MfZh0s7P
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I actually thought that was me for a second
posted on 30/9/19
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posted on 30/9/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
Was up in the hills in Cumbernauld wi my pal Gavin he was home from Australia for our pals funeral.
Had been oot all day me and him rolled a couple of joints bought wine and he got his penny whistle and off to the hills for dancing.
He alternated rebel and "oor" songs we danced and danced, then i took the wrong turn into the fields fookin clownshoe
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Those fields are owned by a couple called Kathleen and Brian.
The Fields of Kath and Bri.
I saw a boy out running in them one morning. I asked me mate who it was. It was that big Italian guy that used to play for Celtic.
My mate said 'its Annoni round the fields of Kath and Bri'
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You work hard
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Whereas as the picture suggests... I'm hard work
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