comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titti... (U14017)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 46 seconds ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 5 seconds ago
It's very simple really.
She has a male friend who she uses like a therapist.
The male friend secretly wants to pump her.
She just wants someone to hear all her woes.
Let her talk to him.
He should just keep leaving her like a burst toothpaste.
Everyone's happy - 'cept the male friend who's getting all the earache and no cockache.
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This is along the lines of what I said Zico, doesn't matter how much the guy wants to pump her, shes obviously no interested in him like that or she wouldn't have knocked him back in the first place.
I said she is being a bit naïve though if she thinks that guy is just wanting to be her pal
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Exactly.
I have been 'The male friend' in my younger, dafter days.
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We all have ☹
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Anytime I have, I've banged her. Otherwise I wouldn't have.
The absolute worst part of a woman is her ability to speak.
If they would just shut up the world would be a better place.
If they didn't have titsandafanny we would chuck stones at them.
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 12 minutes ago
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
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I just go for the ugly ones so no one else wants them
"this pal had tried to slip her the tongue on a night oot."
If she was wearing panties, then its wrong, but commando, then where's the harm?
comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 12 minutes ago
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
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I just go for the ugly ones so no one else wants them
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I prefer the good looking stupid ones.
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Thank you Claire Rayner.
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Thank you Claire Rayner.
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Its moments like this when you realize that JFK has been absent for a while
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tell me this 'ed'
does her phanny smell like ur pal, or does it smell like someone else.
tell him to smell her phanny, chances are shes cheating with aquaman
She sounds like way more hassle than she's worth
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 36 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Wow wee Greta has nothing on you for resolving the world
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Then pump her
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comment by I post flop articles because I’m a flop in the bedroom (U22212)
posted 2 minutes ago
Or....
Tell your mate to go bare on a hooker. Transmit some horrible STD and pass it on to the missus.
If she kicks off you know she’s faithful. If she stays quiet she’ll think it’s from the other bloke
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Or she see's a big wart hanging off your boaby and sacks you off and moves him in the next week.
Either way you will know i suppose
I'm the mate.
A pumped her
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 48 minutes ago
I'm the mate.
A pumped her
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I wouldnt be in the least bit surprised.
comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 41 minutes ago
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
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I told you never to take that Bishop job.
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 41 minutes ago
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
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I told you never to take that Bishop job.
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When I was a laddie I used to deliver Cardinal Winning's papers. He used to get all the big broadsheets with all the supplements in them and he lived at the top of a hill at the end of my round.
B@stard
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posted on 24/10/19
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titti... (U14017)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 46 seconds ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 5 seconds ago
It's very simple really.
She has a male friend who she uses like a therapist.
The male friend secretly wants to pump her.
She just wants someone to hear all her woes.
Let her talk to him.
He should just keep leaving her like a burst toothpaste.
Everyone's happy - 'cept the male friend who's getting all the earache and no cockache.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is along the lines of what I said Zico, doesn't matter how much the guy wants to pump her, shes obviously no interested in him like that or she wouldn't have knocked him back in the first place.
I said she is being a bit naïve though if she thinks that guy is just wanting to be her pal
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Exactly.
I have been 'The male friend' in my younger, dafter days.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We all have ☹
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anytime I have, I've banged her. Otherwise I wouldn't have.
posted on 24/10/19
The absolute worst part of a woman is her ability to speak.
If they would just shut up the world would be a better place.
If they didn't have titsandafanny we would chuck stones at them.
posted on 24/10/19
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
posted on 24/10/19
posted on 24/10/19
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 12 minutes ago
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I just go for the ugly ones so no one else wants them
posted on 24/10/19
"this pal had tried to slip her the tongue on a night oot."
If she was wearing panties, then its wrong, but commando, then where's the harm?
posted on 24/10/19
comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 12 minutes ago
Let me read through the lines here.
Your m8 = you
and she is cheating on you.
sorry
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I just go for the ugly ones so no one else wants them
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I prefer the good looking stupid ones.
posted on 24/10/19
Lucky child.
posted on 24/10/19
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
posted on 24/10/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Thank you Claire Rayner.
posted on 24/10/19
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 5 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Thank you Claire Rayner.
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Its moments like this when you realize that JFK has been absent for a while
posted on 24/10/19
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posted on 24/10/19
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posted on 24/10/19
tell me this 'ed'
does her phanny smell like ur pal, or does it smell like someone else.
tell him to smell her phanny, chances are shes cheating with aquaman
posted on 24/10/19
She sounds like way more hassle than she's worth
posted on 24/10/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 36 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Wow wee Greta has nothing on you for resolving the world
posted on 24/10/19
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
she's pumping the pal, or wants to at least.
they don't talk on the phone around him cause its full of innuendo in her endo.
tell ur pal shes a smelly fat cow and he shouldn't have got back with her anyway, remind him that she washes her pits with schite and that's what the smell is.
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Then pump her
posted on 24/10/19
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posted on 24/10/19
comment by I post flop articles because I’m a flop in the bedroom (U22212)
posted 2 minutes ago
Or....
Tell your mate to go bare on a hooker. Transmit some horrible STD and pass it on to the missus.
If she kicks off you know she’s faithful. If she stays quiet she’ll think it’s from the other bloke
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or she see's a big wart hanging off your boaby and sacks you off and moves him in the next week.
Either way you will know i suppose
posted on 24/10/19
I'm the mate.
A pumped her
posted on 24/10/19
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
posted on 24/10/19
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 48 minutes ago
I'm the mate.
A pumped her
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I wouldnt be in the least bit surprised.
posted on 24/10/19
comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 41 minutes ago
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
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I told you never to take that Bishop job.
posted on 24/10/19
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 41 minutes ago
On another "who is in the right?" type theme I just got threatened by my work. My line manager came out with a very thinly veiled threat and I saw through it immediately. They say there's a conflict of interest on my part and "they'll be watching developments very closely".
I'm half laughing at them and half furious at them. But on the whole I must be doing something right.
@rseholes
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I told you never to take that Bishop job.
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When I was a laddie I used to deliver Cardinal Winning's papers. He used to get all the big broadsheets with all the supplements in them and he lived at the top of a hill at the end of my round.
B@stard
posted on 24/10/19
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