. In fact, his new contract apparently guarantees him at least 10 first team appearances by the end of the season.




Mental.

See if you didn’t use the word ‘apparently’, I reckon that OP would be about half the length...

I jest...

Never heard of this Banks boy-what position does he play?

The Courier are running the story about Banks today
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We are all aware that you are in financial difficulty. Hardly news.

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comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 24 minutes ago
See if you didn’t use the word ‘apparently’, I reckon that OP would be about half the length...

I jest...

Never heard of this Banks boy-what position does he play?
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Left sided midfielder. Played a handful of games for the club and he's 18. He's an attacking midfielder.

Fairly highly rated and has been capped for the u19s.

Silver, no idea what his demands are and if he's being reasonable or not but obviously the club feel they are being held to ransom and are taking a stand. Again, it mirrors what happened with Allan who wanted to be the highest paid player after half a dozen games.

I hope it's the right move for the boy but I have my reservations about how his career is about to go. As I said, he has to make a decision about his priorities - money or game time. It's easy for me to say that he should prioritise getting games of first team football mind you.

As for the players, I think in other situations, and again harking back to Allan, he was still supported by the players and there was a lot of sympathy for him at the time in the dressing room. That's apparently not the case here.

Again, all rumours (although these are words allegedly from a former player who is very much ITK).

I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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Best article of the day mate, better than that pash about Rangers contracts.

I had no idea who Banks was so assumed you had made up a wee nickname for Shankland as you can Bank on him scoring and it rhymes why Shank, whilst being far more complementary than the original or alternatives. I was disappointed to find out that it was just some nobody that no one has heard of or cares about.

comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 59 seconds ago
I had no idea who Banks was so assumed you had made up a wee nickname for Shankland as you can Bank on him scoring and it rhymes why Shank, whilst being far more complementary than the original or alternatives. I was disappointed to find out that it was just some nobody that no one has heard of or cares about.
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I'm not that creative I'm afraid

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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Best article of the day mate, better than that pash about Rangers contracts.
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Better than this fooking war and peace piece

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 3 minutes ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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I've had a headache for two weeks.

Gets worse when I get my hole.
Feel like I'm being punished.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 6 minutes ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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I thought it was great Ivan

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 3 minutes ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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I've had a headache for two weeks.

Gets worse when I get my hole.
Feel like I'm being punished.


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Could he not let you have a turn putting it in his mouth then instead of you getting your head smashed about every time. Also there are other ways you can do it, just takes a wee bit of training.

Thanks fren

Just typed and then deleted a really good joke. It was to do with dementia and head and kids and celtic but I deleted it and didn't send it.

comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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Best article of the day mate, better than that pash about Rangers contracts.
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Better than this fooking war and peace piece
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comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 3 minutes ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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I've had a headache for two weeks.

Gets worse when I get my hole.
Feel like I'm being punished.


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Doctor : 'what appears to be the problem sir'
Patient : 'I come in my pants every time I sneeze'
Doctor : 'have you taken anything for it'
Patient : 'aye. Black pepper'

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 3 minutes ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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I've had a headache for two weeks.

Gets worse when I get my hole.
Feel like I'm being punished.


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Doctor : 'what appears to be the problem sir'
Patient : 'I come in my pants every time I sneeze'
Doctor : 'have you taken anything for it'
Patient : 'aye. Black pepper'
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Reminds me of Mike Basset.

Dr "What's the problem today"
Player "It's my shoulder boss"
Dr "Ok, take your pants off"

Mike Bassett....brilliant movie.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 30 seconds ago
I've had a migraine for the past 12-18 hours and this article is the worst pain i've endured in that time.
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Best article of the day mate, better than that pash about Rangers contracts.
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Another 5 star DUFC News

It was pretty good tbf

Also that's Shankland confirmed to be in the Scotland squad, which means that he misses next weeks game against QOTS.

Mon the terrors

comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 30 seconds ago
Mon the terrors
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YAASSSSSSS



Should we be concerned that Liverpool are requiring last gasp winners most weeks Irish or are you going to relentlessly win the league?