Haha.

Remember auld guys saying that.

I still use my Da's 'include me oot' when turning something down.

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I don't have my daughter tomorrow anymore so can be there earlier

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't have my daughter tomorrow anymore so can be there earlier
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This is extremely concerning news

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comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't have my daughter tomorrow anymore so can be there earlier
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This is extremely concerning news
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Ffs I thought there were only gong to be two dafties there
It cannot go wrong
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You no coming mate?

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Enjoy your day out tomorrow everyone that’s going. Look forward to reading the goings on.

Was going to be there but having to look after someone's daughter now as the waank is off out. Sorry guys

I was actually going to make an appearance this year. But as it turns out, some weird Teuchter is babysitting someone’s wee girl unasked. So instead I’m going to pound his wife’s bum all day long.

She's no wife

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Indeed, train gets me in for 12.30. See everyone later.

comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 52 minutes ago
No more sleeps
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You're like a big Wayne.

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comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Very good
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Dancer!

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comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
I was going to say that
You keep me on my toes
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you've had a few pumps in your time.

Ffs...i went and got my Big Book of Ballet Puns from the loft and nobody wants to play.
What's the matter?

Can't see the pointe?
Worried you might get put in a dangerous position?

Don't tiptoe around it, mags.

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
Don't tiptoe around it, mags.
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I'll see you at the barre later mate

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comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 5 minutes ago
You’re tutu concerned about this
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You've got two weans right?

Pa de deux

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comment by Zachsda(Traduced in public) (U1850)
posted 45 minutes ago

Just having a cuppa in Asda down the road to make myself lovely for the day oot

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Zach re your instruction, I'll do that for you in an hour or so. I'm still in bed.