would take a pretty messed up person to take psychedelics and then think of drawing swastikas. You should put some distance between them and yourself toor 😂
comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted 1 minute ago
would take a pretty messed up person to take psychedelics and then think of drawing swastikas. You should put some distance between them and yourself toor 😂
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It was alcohol and e's.
But yeah same applies and yes I did, although a few years later.
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I was out a house party/after party once and we had all wrapped our heads in a load of white toilet paper. Then we started drinking red wine, as it was all we had left in the house, whilst we waited for the off licence to open. When it opened we set off down to the shop, with the toilet paper still on our heads. We looked like a load of zombie KKK members, with the red wine making huge red stain marks on the toilet paper around our mouths. We met some worried looking dog walkers.
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posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 1 minute ago
I was out a house party/after party once and we had all wrapped our heads in a load of white toilet paper. Then we started drinking red wine, as it was all we had left in the house, whilst we waited for the off licence to open. When it opened we set off down to the shop, with the toilet paper still on our heads. We looked like a load of zombie KKK members, with the red wine making huge red stain marks on the toilet paper around our mouths. We met some worried looking dog walkers.
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Typical night in Otley I would have thought.
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The stories I could tell you. I really do need to write a book about it.
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A couple of my mates went back to this lad's house once after a night out. They had all had some acid. Anyway, the lad's missus had gone out and was supposed to be out all/most of the night, and had told the lad not to have anyone back (he liked a party).
So they are having a few beers and joints upstairs and the front door goes - the lad's missus had come back early as she didn't feel well. The lad has told my mates to hide, so they went and jumped in the airing cupboard in the bathroom. A few minutes later the bathroom door goes and sure enough the lad's missus sits down and starts having a p!ss. My mates are stuck in the airing cupboard listening to her p!ss, trying their hardest not to laugh. They are just about holding it in, until right at the end of her p!ss she lets out a little squeeky fart. They both erupted in laughter.
"Whose that in my airing cupboard!"
The poor girl didn't even know that they were in the house, never mind in the bathroom with her. Two blokes that she had never met before fell out of the airing cupboard in hysterics, straight out the bathroom, down the steps and out the front door.
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 6 minutes ago
A couple of my mates went back to this lad's house once after a night out. They had all had some acid. Anyway, the lad's missus had gone out and was supposed to be out all/most of the night, and had told the lad not to have anyone back (he liked a party).
So they are having a few beers and joints upstairs and the front door goes - the lad's missus had come back early as she didn't feel well. The lad has told my mates to hide, so they went and jumped in the airing cupboard in the bathroom. A few minutes later the bathroom door goes and sure enough the lad's missus sits down and starts having a p!ss. My mates are stuck in the airing cupboard listening to her p!ss, trying their hardest not to laugh. They are just about holding it in, until right at the end of her p!ss she lets out a little squeeky fart. They both erupted in laughter.
"Whose that in my airing cupboard!"
The poor girl didn't even know that they were in the house, never mind in the bathroom with her. Two blokes that she had never met before fell out of the airing cupboard in hysterics, straight out the bathroom, down the steps and out the front door.
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Oh my god Elvis, get that book written quick, I'm crying again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think I'd have kept my sheite together hearing that.
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 3 hours, 51 minutes ago
Sounds a bit far fetched TOOR, if I'm being completely honest.
Reported for murdering his girlfriend so the police just barged him and arrested him, no questions asked?
Fack off
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Yeah. True story. I think it was the I'm going to kill myself part. Oh and I forgot the part where people had drew na zi signs etc all over his face. Was crazy.
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Sorry TOOR, I think you were hallucinating on that one mate.
As if the police would just let that go, a prank call of that nature? Nah!
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posted on 7/1/20
would take a pretty messed up person to take psychedelics and then think of drawing swastikas. You should put some distance between them and yourself toor 😂
posted on 7/1/20
comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted 1 minute ago
would take a pretty messed up person to take psychedelics and then think of drawing swastikas. You should put some distance between them and yourself toor 😂
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It was alcohol and e's.
But yeah same applies and yes I did, although a few years later.
posted on 7/1/20
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posted on 7/1/20
I was out a house party/after party once and we had all wrapped our heads in a load of white toilet paper. Then we started drinking red wine, as it was all we had left in the house, whilst we waited for the off licence to open. When it opened we set off down to the shop, with the toilet paper still on our heads. We looked like a load of zombie KKK members, with the red wine making huge red stain marks on the toilet paper around our mouths. We met some worried looking dog walkers.
posted on 7/1/20
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posted on 7/1/20
comment by Cal Neva - Lisa For Leader (U11544)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 1 minute ago
I was out a house party/after party once and we had all wrapped our heads in a load of white toilet paper. Then we started drinking red wine, as it was all we had left in the house, whilst we waited for the off licence to open. When it opened we set off down to the shop, with the toilet paper still on our heads. We looked like a load of zombie KKK members, with the red wine making huge red stain marks on the toilet paper around our mouths. We met some worried looking dog walkers.
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Typical night in Otley I would have thought.
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The stories I could tell you. I really do need to write a book about it.
posted on 7/1/20
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posted on 7/1/20
A couple of my mates went back to this lad's house once after a night out. They had all had some acid. Anyway, the lad's missus had gone out and was supposed to be out all/most of the night, and had told the lad not to have anyone back (he liked a party).
So they are having a few beers and joints upstairs and the front door goes - the lad's missus had come back early as she didn't feel well. The lad has told my mates to hide, so they went and jumped in the airing cupboard in the bathroom. A few minutes later the bathroom door goes and sure enough the lad's missus sits down and starts having a p!ss. My mates are stuck in the airing cupboard listening to her p!ss, trying their hardest not to laugh. They are just about holding it in, until right at the end of her p!ss she lets out a little squeeky fart. They both erupted in laughter.
"Whose that in my airing cupboard!"
The poor girl didn't even know that they were in the house, never mind in the bathroom with her. Two blokes that she had never met before fell out of the airing cupboard in hysterics, straight out the bathroom, down the steps and out the front door.
posted on 7/1/20
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 6 minutes ago
A couple of my mates went back to this lad's house once after a night out. They had all had some acid. Anyway, the lad's missus had gone out and was supposed to be out all/most of the night, and had told the lad not to have anyone back (he liked a party).
So they are having a few beers and joints upstairs and the front door goes - the lad's missus had come back early as she didn't feel well. The lad has told my mates to hide, so they went and jumped in the airing cupboard in the bathroom. A few minutes later the bathroom door goes and sure enough the lad's missus sits down and starts having a p!ss. My mates are stuck in the airing cupboard listening to her p!ss, trying their hardest not to laugh. They are just about holding it in, until right at the end of her p!ss she lets out a little squeeky fart. They both erupted in laughter.
"Whose that in my airing cupboard!"
The poor girl didn't even know that they were in the house, never mind in the bathroom with her. Two blokes that she had never met before fell out of the airing cupboard in hysterics, straight out the bathroom, down the steps and out the front door.
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Oh my god Elvis, get that book written quick, I'm crying again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think I'd have kept my sheite together hearing that.
posted on 7/1/20
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 3 hours, 51 minutes ago
Sounds a bit far fetched TOOR, if I'm being completely honest.
Reported for murdering his girlfriend so the police just barged him and arrested him, no questions asked?
Fack off
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Yeah. True story. I think it was the I'm going to kill myself part. Oh and I forgot the part where people had drew na zi signs etc all over his face. Was crazy.
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Sorry TOOR, I think you were hallucinating on that one mate.
As if the police would just let that go, a prank call of that nature? Nah!
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