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comment by Silver (U6112)
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I remember chucking one at the Carnival a week before x-mas. Last image of her was her throwing up into one of these big barrels they used as bins at the Kelvin Hall - combination of a scary ride and the smell of elephant scheidt, not to mention my ugly coupon. It was her own fault I couldn't get nearer than 100yds of her house for my safety cos her old man was 'protective' and her brother had been injured in an accident and was 'angry' with people about it. You just knew it was gonna be too much trouble just for yer hole.
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One of those ones where each time a piece of info is drip fed to you, you know you've made a mistake chasing that particular piece of tail.
My birthday last November.. a couple weeks before it, I started chatting to a burd I knew years ago. Was sound enough and invited her round to mine for birthday drinks.
What a mistake.. I woke up the next morning to one of her pals smoking crack in my kitchen
She'd also "borrowed" my car without telling me, was gone for hours. Probably the skankiest ride I've ever had
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.
Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
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Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.
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Was supposed to be going round to someone's last night but her bairn's father went on the lash and never took the wee one.
Ruined my night
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Half a bottle of calpol she’s out for the night
You get yer hole
Remember to give the wean calpol as well
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Take a bottle yerself anaw just for the buzz.
The Da knows what he was doing, mate.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.
Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
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Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.
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Was supposed to be going round to someone's last night but her bairn's father went on the lash and never took the wee one.
Ruined my night
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Half a bottle of calpol she’s out for the night
You get yer hole
Remember to give the wean calpol as well
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Take a bottle yerself anaw just for the buzz.
The Da knows what he was doing, mate.
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Of course he did.
Didn't help that we know each other
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 minutes ago
I remember chucking one at the Carnival a week before x-mas. Last image of her was her throwing up into one of these big barrels they used as bins at the Kelvin Hall - combination of a scary ride and the smell of elephant scheidt, not to mention my ugly coupon. It was her own fault I couldn't get nearer than 100yds of her house for my safety cos her old man was 'protective' and her brother had been injured in an accident and was 'angry' with people about it. You just knew it was gonna be too much trouble just for yer hole.
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One of those ones where each time a piece of info is drip fed to you, you know you've made a mistake chasing that particular piece of tail.
My birthday last November.. a couple weeks before it, I started chatting to a burd I knew years ago. Was sound enough and invited her round to mine for birthday drinks.
What a mistake.. I woke up the next morning to one of her pals smoking crack in my kitchen
She'd also "borrowed" my car without telling me, was gone for hours. Probably the skankiest ride I've ever had
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Her or the car?
I want exactly enamoured with the situation, do you can imagine my brother's reaction who I live with..
"Why the fvck is someone smoking crack in our kitchen, wtf man!"
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 27 seconds ago
I want exactly enamoured with the situation, do you can imagine my brother's reaction who I live with..
"Why the fvck is someone smoking crack in our kitchen, wtf man!"
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Did your brother pump the crack smoker?
Looking good for a bidding war...
Celtic's hopes of a substantial sell-on fee boost for Moussa Dembele have increased after Manchester United were "given the green light" to complete the £60m signing of the French striker from Lyon this summer. (Daily Star)
Chelsea have also been encouraged in their pursuit of Moussa Dembele as Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas admitted they will "sell the players who want to leave". (Daily Mail)
What % sell on do we have with Dembele?
thought we didn't have one for dembele?
was it not 20 million up front?
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
NNH cheers, will be a nice pay day if he is sold, the gift that keeps on giving
spr, that bird that was dating the Bake off boy, Hollywood I think his name is,she's tidy as
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 3 minutes ago
spr, that bird that was dating the Bake off boy, Hollywood I think his name is,she's tidy as
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Will Google when not on work WiFi
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Looking at another £5 million or so i'd imagine for Dembele.
Over £50 million for him and KT.
Edouard and Ntcham will be next in line and McGregor won't be short of offers either.
I'm realistic enough to accept we'll lose 2 of those 3 for next season.
Klimala is never going to be good enough to replace Eddy, we need to sign a top striker in the summer.
As for Ntcham, arguably Christie and Rogic could do a job.
Eddie, Ntcham and Morelos all will go in the summer I think.
We have other strikers and definitely other players like Christie who can replace Ntcham.
Rangers have nobody to come close to Morelos.
We will throw some decent money at the 10 whereas I don't think Rangers can afford to sign anyone much what with having to trim a still bloated squad and Ashley about to pounce.
Win this season and I only see the gap widening between the clubs.
More important matters.
When do you arrive tomorrow?
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 18 seconds ago
More important matters.
When do you arrive tomorrow?
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Hopefully if trains are on time about 4 ish
Understood.
Gives me time to walk the dog and ensure no need to leave early
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 32 minutes ago
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
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Not for me, I love a red head though, their reputation for being fierce is well earned going by my first marriage 🤣
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titti... (U14017)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 32 minutes ago
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
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Not for me, I love a red head though, their reputation for being fierce is well earned going by my first marriage 🤣
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Couldn’t cope eh?
Pfft
Fairy
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posted on 14/2/20
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 minutes ago
I remember chucking one at the Carnival a week before x-mas. Last image of her was her throwing up into one of these big barrels they used as bins at the Kelvin Hall - combination of a scary ride and the smell of elephant scheidt, not to mention my ugly coupon. It was her own fault I couldn't get nearer than 100yds of her house for my safety cos her old man was 'protective' and her brother had been injured in an accident and was 'angry' with people about it. You just knew it was gonna be too much trouble just for yer hole.
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One of those ones where each time a piece of info is drip fed to you, you know you've made a mistake chasing that particular piece of tail.
My birthday last November.. a couple weeks before it, I started chatting to a burd I knew years ago. Was sound enough and invited her round to mine for birthday drinks.
What a mistake.. I woke up the next morning to one of her pals smoking crack in my kitchen
She'd also "borrowed" my car without telling me, was gone for hours. Probably the skankiest ride I've ever had
posted on 14/2/20
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.
Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was supposed to be going round to someone's last night but her bairn's father went on the lash and never took the wee one.
Ruined my night
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Half a bottle of calpol she’s out for the night
You get yer hole
Remember to give the wean calpol as well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Take a bottle yerself anaw just for the buzz.
The Da knows what he was doing, mate.
posted on 14/2/20
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.
Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was supposed to be going round to someone's last night but her bairn's father went on the lash and never took the wee one.
Ruined my night
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Half a bottle of calpol she’s out for the night
You get yer hole
Remember to give the wean calpol as well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Take a bottle yerself anaw just for the buzz.
The Da knows what he was doing, mate.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Of course he did.
Didn't help that we know each other
posted on 14/2/20
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 minutes ago
I remember chucking one at the Carnival a week before x-mas. Last image of her was her throwing up into one of these big barrels they used as bins at the Kelvin Hall - combination of a scary ride and the smell of elephant scheidt, not to mention my ugly coupon. It was her own fault I couldn't get nearer than 100yds of her house for my safety cos her old man was 'protective' and her brother had been injured in an accident and was 'angry' with people about it. You just knew it was gonna be too much trouble just for yer hole.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of those ones where each time a piece of info is drip fed to you, you know you've made a mistake chasing that particular piece of tail.
My birthday last November.. a couple weeks before it, I started chatting to a burd I knew years ago. Was sound enough and invited her round to mine for birthday drinks.
What a mistake.. I woke up the next morning to one of her pals smoking crack in my kitchen
She'd also "borrowed" my car without telling me, was gone for hours. Probably the skankiest ride I've ever had
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Her or the car?
posted on 14/2/20
I want exactly enamoured with the situation, do you can imagine my brother's reaction who I live with..
"Why the fvck is someone smoking crack in our kitchen, wtf man!"
posted on 14/2/20
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 27 seconds ago
I want exactly enamoured with the situation, do you can imagine my brother's reaction who I live with..
"Why the fvck is someone smoking crack in our kitchen, wtf man!"
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Did your brother pump the crack smoker?
posted on 14/2/20
Nah he has standards
posted on 14/2/20
So Juke did so
posted on 14/2/20
Looking good for a bidding war...
Celtic's hopes of a substantial sell-on fee boost for Moussa Dembele have increased after Manchester United were "given the green light" to complete the £60m signing of the French striker from Lyon this summer. (Daily Star)
Chelsea have also been encouraged in their pursuit of Moussa Dembele as Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas admitted they will "sell the players who want to leave". (Daily Mail)
posted on 14/2/20
What % sell on do we have with Dembele?
posted on 14/2/20
thought we didn't have one for dembele?
was it not 20 million up front?
posted on 14/2/20
We have 10% on Dembele.
posted on 14/2/20
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
posted on 14/2/20
NNH cheers, will be a nice pay day if he is sold, the gift that keeps on giving
posted on 14/2/20
spr, that bird that was dating the Bake off boy, Hollywood I think his name is,she's tidy as
posted on 14/2/20
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 3 minutes ago
spr, that bird that was dating the Bake off boy, Hollywood I think his name is,she's tidy as
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Will Google when not on work WiFi
posted on 14/2/20
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posted on 14/2/20
Looking at another £5 million or so i'd imagine for Dembele.
Over £50 million for him and KT.
Edouard and Ntcham will be next in line and McGregor won't be short of offers either.
I'm realistic enough to accept we'll lose 2 of those 3 for next season.
Klimala is never going to be good enough to replace Eddy, we need to sign a top striker in the summer.
As for Ntcham, arguably Christie and Rogic could do a job.
posted on 14/2/20
Eddie, Ntcham and Morelos all will go in the summer I think.
We have other strikers and definitely other players like Christie who can replace Ntcham.
Rangers have nobody to come close to Morelos.
We will throw some decent money at the 10 whereas I don't think Rangers can afford to sign anyone much what with having to trim a still bloated squad and Ashley about to pounce.
Win this season and I only see the gap widening between the clubs.
posted on 14/2/20
More important matters.
When do you arrive tomorrow?
posted on 14/2/20
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 18 seconds ago
More important matters.
When do you arrive tomorrow?
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Hopefully if trains are on time about 4 ish
posted on 14/2/20
Understood.
Gives me time to walk the dog and ensure no need to leave early
posted on 14/2/20
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 32 minutes ago
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
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Not for me, I love a red head though, their reputation for being fierce is well earned going by my first marriage 🤣
posted on 14/2/20
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titti... (U14017)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 32 minutes ago
Is Sophie turner hot?
I love the redheads and gingers, would go for Nicola Roberts over Cheryl Cole any day. The redheads from sugababes, atomic kitten and Saturdays are by far the top talent in their groups.
Sophie just doesn't do it for me though (I'm sure she would be devastated) I think we have been conned here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Not for me, I love a red head though, their reputation for being fierce is well earned going by my first marriage 🤣
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Couldn’t cope eh?
Pfft
Fairy
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