just christening the thread. *SQUEEZE*
This is a crap article. Got any toilet paper? P.s diggers are you constipated?
I like to have my bowl movements at work, I time them straight after the cleaners have been in. It gives me a kind of warm satisfied feeling knowing that i've ruined their work.
glad this article has been successful
i felt the need for somewhere to go while i was on the toilet.
Just psyching myself up for my next bowl movement. I have been waiting for this! Come on bowls lets do business
On the toilet now, about to wipe, eating dinner afterwards
Morning poo before leaving for football. Content - sausage, bacon and muffin
Mid morning poo, built up over the weekend, beer and takeaways, its a messy one.
I'm in the bath does that count? No bowl movements in here though. Just bath salts.
pre night out poo. Mainly wind
Just a small one, probably not even worth a wipe.
Sunday morning poo!!!
Its been baked nicely so am now going to play "Sunday-poo-sweepstakes (you have to guess how many you will drop it in)
I reckon I'll drop it in three
Unlucky better luck next time!!!!!
All was going to plan I had sat with good posture game on...first off two windy pops then 1 drop 2 drop 3drop
yeh!!!! BUT I was just about to wipe and.................. was sure I heard a little tiny drop
Anyway at the photo finish it was confirmed a 4.
Gutted
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Hey oOgOonzOo by the way have you noticed two of my gaelic games postings have been removed!!!!!!(wonder if sea the stars has thrown his toys out)
Anyway back on topic yes its wrong but its also right in a funny way.
Bet you play it next time you go
Got tummy ache so am going upstairs for a try.
To be fair it could be a wind jammer but to be safe am goona say dropped in one
Just embarking on my expedition to greater tides
^^^^^^^ Cut the Cr-P !!!!!!!!
Are you going for a try ??????
And how many drops ???????
Everybody has to poo!!!!!!
Get a life and get on with your pooing
It's a good job i didn't play your game plank, because i have had to be back and forward to the toilet for the last hour or so, following on from a very hot curry, which i'm sure has given me food poisoning. I would have gone for a steady drop number like 5. In actuality it has been more like 50, including at least the same amount of farty pops.
Sorry to hear that Pidier Pogba 1, I to have experience of food poisoning after being sold an old warmed up pie in a chinese chippy! Went to bed woke up legged it to the bathroom it was coming out front and back, sit,stand,sit ,stand,I was drained of energy and very sore for days after.
Anyway my advice is wait till you've firmed up and carry on playing sweep-stakes.
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Well here I am, back on the toilet, I imagine it's going to be a messy hangover poo, here goes...
Wow.. I was right, bit runny, burns. Smells strange too, knew I shouldn't have drunk that weird ale.
Going to wipe now...ewe!
Anfield RAP, toilet friend
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posted on 27/9/11
just christening the thread. *SQUEEZE*
posted on 27/9/11
This is a crap article. Got any toilet paper? P.s diggers are you constipated?
posted on 28/9/11
I like to have my bowl movements at work, I time them straight after the cleaners have been in. It gives me a kind of warm satisfied feeling knowing that i've ruined their work.
posted on 1/10/11
glad this article has been successful
i felt the need for somewhere to go while i was on the toilet.
posted on 3/10/11
Just psyching myself up for my next bowl movement. I have been waiting for this! Come on bowls lets do business
posted on 6/10/11
On the toilet now, about to wipe, eating dinner afterwards
posted on 9/10/11
Morning poo before leaving for football. Content - sausage, bacon and muffin
posted on 10/10/11
Mid morning poo, built up over the weekend, beer and takeaways, its a messy one.
posted on 10/10/11
I'm in the bath does that count? No bowl movements in here though. Just bath salts.
posted on 15/10/11
pre night out poo. Mainly wind
posted on 15/10/11
Just a small one, probably not even worth a wipe.
posted on 16/10/11
Sunday morning poo!!!
Its been baked nicely so am now going to play "Sunday-poo-sweepstakes (you have to guess how many you will drop it in)
I reckon I'll drop it in three
posted on 16/10/11
Unlucky better luck next time!!!!!
All was going to plan I had sat with good posture game on...first off two windy pops then 1 drop 2 drop 3drop
yeh!!!! BUT I was just about to wipe and.................. was sure I heard a little tiny drop
Anyway at the photo finish it was confirmed a 4.
Gutted
posted on 16/10/11
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posted on 16/10/11
Plank that's just wrong
posted on 16/10/11
Hey oOgOonzOo by the way have you noticed two of my gaelic games postings have been removed!!!!!!(wonder if sea the stars has thrown his toys out)
Anyway back on topic yes its wrong but its also right in a funny way.
Bet you play it next time you go
posted on 17/10/11
Got tummy ache so am going upstairs for a try.
To be fair it could be a wind jammer but to be safe am goona say dropped in one
posted on 28/10/11
Just embarking on my expedition to greater tides
posted on 30/10/11
^^^^^^^ Cut the Cr-P !!!!!!!!
Are you going for a try ??????
And how many drops ???????
Everybody has to poo!!!!!!
Get a life and get on with your pooing
posted on 14/12/11
It's a good job i didn't play your game plank, because i have had to be back and forward to the toilet for the last hour or so, following on from a very hot curry, which i'm sure has given me food poisoning. I would have gone for a steady drop number like 5. In actuality it has been more like 50, including at least the same amount of farty pops.
posted on 15/12/11
Sorry to hear that Pidier Pogba 1, I to have experience of food poisoning after being sold an old warmed up pie in a chinese chippy! Went to bed woke up legged it to the bathroom it was coming out front and back, sit,stand,sit ,stand,I was drained of energy and very sore for days after.
Anyway my advice is wait till you've firmed up and carry on playing sweep-stakes.
posted on 17/12/11
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posted on 17/12/11
Well here I am, back on the toilet, I imagine it's going to be a messy hangover poo, here goes...
Wow.. I was right, bit runny, burns. Smells strange too, knew I shouldn't have drunk that weird ale.
Going to wipe now...ewe!
posted on 17/12/11
Anfield RAP, toilet friend
posted on 17/12/11
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