comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 28 minutes ago
1) I witnessed a plane crash in which a man died.
2) I witnessed a lightning strike that hospitalised multiple people.
3) I witnessed a shark attack in which a man lost a leg.
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Was the same guy a victim in all 3?
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Plane flying off Australia struck by lightning, crashed into the ocean, one fella tried to swim away and got clobbered by the shark.
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 23 minutes ago
1) I witnessed a plane crash in which a man died.
2) I witnessed a lightning strike that hospitalised multiple people.
3) I witnessed a shark attack in which a man lost a leg.
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Fackin’ hell.
I’m glad our holiday has been cancelled now
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None of these were in Portugal
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I reckon number three is bollox.
Whichever it is though, yeah, really, you should be staying at home on your own the next few weeks. Or months
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You're right - number 3 is the lie. The other two are true. One in the UK, the other in the US.
The guy knocking around with my mum(don't get excited, both in their 80s) was at the airshow in Farnborough in 1952 that killed a load of people, he was literally stood in amongst the carnage. Can't even imagine witnessing something like that.
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
The guy knocking around with my mum(don't get excited, both in their 80s) was at the airshow in Farnborough in 1952 that killed a load of people, he was literally stood in amongst the carnage. Can't even imagine witnessing something like that.
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mmmmm eighty year olds.
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 15 minutes ago
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
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3
comment by The Night King Returns Again (U20644)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
The lie is.... number 3.
I didnt flatline in 05, but did have the heart attack in 2014.
I did play for Blackburn Rovers back 92-93
And yes, i am a professional singer etc. (Happy to email admin links for proof) but as i said, wish to remain anonymous on here.
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When you played at Blackburn did you know a lad called James Featherstone? He would have been a bit younger than you I think. Mates with Beattie.
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 7 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - '"Ole Ole Ole - The Cult One'' (U18599)
posted 2 minutes ago
You're a boring cant?
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No need to be Mr buzz Killington
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😂 Sorry admin was just returning the favour to the OP
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 6 hours, 7 minutes ago
comment by The Night King Returns Again (U20644)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
The lie is.... number 3.
I didnt flatline in 05, but did have the heart attack in 2014.
I did play for Blackburn Rovers back 92-93
And yes, i am a professional singer etc. (Happy to email admin links for proof) but as i said, wish to remain anonymous on here.
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When you played at Blackburn did you know a lad called James Featherstone? He would have been a bit younger than you I think. Mates with Beattie.
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I was in the same age group as Beattie and Eastwood. Though never played with Beattie but against him. He joined after i left.
Cant remember Featherstone
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 7 hours, 4 minutes ago
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
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If 3 is real then we're all screwed.
3 is the lie but it's based on someone I met once through a friend
I dont have a brother
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
1. I was suspected of being part of a group who were alleged to have entered us federal systems and was offered the chance of penitentiary or a job in the US to work for the same fed
2. I have been attacked by dogs 6 times and each time its been by a German shepherd (different GSD every time)
3. standing 6 feet 7 tall I was a trialist for the GB olympic basketball team
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
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Also explains his brain damage
Nice stories ji
I vote 2
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
Jim- 3
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you doubt my athletic prowess?
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
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Also explains his brain damage
Nice stories ji
I vote 2
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haha, i think 1) might too
#3 is the lie
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 33 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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I was going to say that it’s definitely number 2
1) When I was a kid, Geoffrey Boycott gave me a lift home from my girlfriend’s house in his Bentley Continental
2) I have worked in 16 different countries across four continents
3) I broke my neck doing reverse pull-ups during the SARS outbreak and was looked after in hospital by doctors wearing NBC suits
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 36 minutes ago
1. I was suspected of being part of a group who were alleged to have entered us federal systems and was offered the chance of penitentiary or a job in the US to work for the same fed
2. I have been attacked by dogs 6 times and each time its been by a German shepherd (different GSD every time)
3. standing 6 feet 7 tall I was a trialist for the GB olympic basketball team
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I hope it’s number 2
Otherwise, I would give you the same advice I gave Clockwork: just stay at home. Forever
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 11 minutes ago
1) When I was a kid, Geoffrey Boycott gave me a lift home from my girlfriend’s house in his Bentley Continental
2) I have worked in 16 different countries across four continents
3) I broke my neck doing reverse pull-ups during the SARS outbreak and was looked after in hospital by doctors wearing NBC suits
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So I'm going with 2 but you have still worked in a lot of countries
Yea, #2 on that one Rosso.
It’s number three, which happened to a mate of mine in Toronto during the peak of the SARS outbreak.
Said he felt like ET
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
Jim- 3
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you doubt my athletic prowess?
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Even German Shepherds don't pick on people who are 6ft 7...
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posted on 19/3/20
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 28 minutes ago
1) I witnessed a plane crash in which a man died.
2) I witnessed a lightning strike that hospitalised multiple people.
3) I witnessed a shark attack in which a man lost a leg.
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Was the same guy a victim in all 3?
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Plane flying off Australia struck by lightning, crashed into the ocean, one fella tried to swim away and got clobbered by the shark.
posted on 19/3/20
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 23 minutes ago
1) I witnessed a plane crash in which a man died.
2) I witnessed a lightning strike that hospitalised multiple people.
3) I witnessed a shark attack in which a man lost a leg.
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Fackin’ hell.
I’m glad our holiday has been cancelled now
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None of these were in Portugal
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I reckon number three is bollox.
Whichever it is though, yeah, really, you should be staying at home on your own the next few weeks. Or months
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You're right - number 3 is the lie. The other two are true. One in the UK, the other in the US.
posted on 19/3/20
The guy knocking around with my mum(don't get excited, both in their 80s) was at the airshow in Farnborough in 1952 that killed a load of people, he was literally stood in amongst the carnage. Can't even imagine witnessing something like that.
posted on 19/3/20
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
The guy knocking around with my mum(don't get excited, both in their 80s) was at the airshow in Farnborough in 1952 that killed a load of people, he was literally stood in amongst the carnage. Can't even imagine witnessing something like that.
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mmmmm eighty year olds.
posted on 19/3/20
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
posted on 19/3/20
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 15 minutes ago
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
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3
posted on 20/3/20
comment by The Night King Returns Again (U20644)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
The lie is.... number 3.
I didnt flatline in 05, but did have the heart attack in 2014.
I did play for Blackburn Rovers back 92-93
And yes, i am a professional singer etc. (Happy to email admin links for proof) but as i said, wish to remain anonymous on here.
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When you played at Blackburn did you know a lad called James Featherstone? He would have been a bit younger than you I think. Mates with Beattie.
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 7 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - '"Ole Ole Ole - The Cult One'' (U18599)
posted 2 minutes ago
You're a boring cant?
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No need to be Mr buzz Killington
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😂 Sorry admin was just returning the favour to the OP
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 6 hours, 7 minutes ago
comment by The Night King Returns Again (U20644)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
The lie is.... number 3.
I didnt flatline in 05, but did have the heart attack in 2014.
I did play for Blackburn Rovers back 92-93
And yes, i am a professional singer etc. (Happy to email admin links for proof) but as i said, wish to remain anonymous on here.
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When you played at Blackburn did you know a lad called James Featherstone? He would have been a bit younger than you I think. Mates with Beattie.
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I was in the same age group as Beattie and Eastwood. Though never played with Beattie but against him. He joined after i left.
Cant remember Featherstone
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 7 hours, 4 minutes ago
My cousin was part of the first XV that won the 2003 rugby world cup for England
My mother is English but grew up in Soviet Moscow in the 1960s
My brother used to be a hacker but now works for GCHQ
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If 3 is real then we're all screwed.
posted on 20/3/20
3 is the lie but it's based on someone I met once through a friend
I dont have a brother
posted on 20/3/20
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
posted on 20/3/20
1. I was suspected of being part of a group who were alleged to have entered us federal systems and was offered the chance of penitentiary or a job in the US to work for the same fed
2. I have been attacked by dogs 6 times and each time its been by a German shepherd (different GSD every time)
3. standing 6 feet 7 tall I was a trialist for the GB olympic basketball team
posted on 20/3/20
Jim- 3
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
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Also explains his brain damage
Nice stories ji
I vote 2
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
Jim- 3
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you doubt my athletic prowess?
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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3 is most logical
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Also explains his brain damage
Nice stories ji
I vote 2
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haha, i think 1) might too
#3 is the lie
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Ole's joy Manticore (U2958)
posted 33 minutes ago
1) I once jumped on the bullbars of a passing lorry while under the influence of LSD and whisky.
2) I got invited to meet then president George W Bush after a meeting with Donald Rumsfeld, but was too hungover to attend.
3) While in Hawaii, I got smashed into cliffs by a 12+ft wave and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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I was going to say that it’s definitely number 2
posted on 20/3/20
1) When I was a kid, Geoffrey Boycott gave me a lift home from my girlfriend’s house in his Bentley Continental
2) I have worked in 16 different countries across four continents
3) I broke my neck doing reverse pull-ups during the SARS outbreak and was looked after in hospital by doctors wearing NBC suits
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 36 minutes ago
1. I was suspected of being part of a group who were alleged to have entered us federal systems and was offered the chance of penitentiary or a job in the US to work for the same fed
2. I have been attacked by dogs 6 times and each time its been by a German shepherd (different GSD every time)
3. standing 6 feet 7 tall I was a trialist for the GB olympic basketball team
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I hope it’s number 2
Otherwise, I would give you the same advice I gave Clockwork: just stay at home. Forever
posted on 20/3/20
comment by rosso is done with this (U17054)
posted 11 minutes ago
1) When I was a kid, Geoffrey Boycott gave me a lift home from my girlfriend’s house in his Bentley Continental
2) I have worked in 16 different countries across four continents
3) I broke my neck doing reverse pull-ups during the SARS outbreak and was looked after in hospital by doctors wearing NBC suits
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So I'm going with 2 but you have still worked in a lot of countries
posted on 20/3/20
Yea, #2 on that one Rosso.
posted on 20/3/20
It’s number three, which happened to a mate of mine in Toronto during the peak of the SARS outbreak.
Said he felt like ET
posted on 20/3/20
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
Jim- 3
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you doubt my athletic prowess?
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Even German Shepherds don't pick on people who are 6ft 7...
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