Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
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Plenty do mate!
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said ‘I’m the smartest woman in Scotland.’ She takes one and jumps.
Boris said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest woman in Scotland took my school bag"😂😂😂😂
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Yep. Excellent joke. ….
heard that joke but version i heard it was stoopit erse johnson who took the school bag
corona ffs<boak>
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comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 7 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
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Plenty do mate!
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Well not just the follow follow brigade to be fair. Plenty of comedians would jump on that one. Catholic church is quite rightly castigated and ridiculed for such behaviour
I will however be stealing that joke
Disgraceful scenes at the supermarket the other day. Saw an old woman struggling with three thugs over some toilet rolls.
Luckily she was no match for the four of us.
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posted on 21/3/20
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
posted on 21/3/20
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
posted on 21/3/20
comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
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Plenty do mate!
posted on 21/3/20
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said ‘I’m the smartest woman in Scotland.’ She takes one and jumps.
Boris said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest woman in Scotland took my school bag"😂😂😂😂
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Yep. Excellent joke. ….
posted on 21/3/20
heard that joke but version i heard it was stoopit erse johnson who took the school bag
corona ffs<boak>
posted on 21/3/20
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posted on 21/3/20
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 7 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sorry but having pope and a ten year old schoolboy on the plane is an open goal for the Follow Follow brigade.
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If you want to think that way
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Plenty do mate!
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Well not just the follow follow brigade to be fair. Plenty of comedians would jump on that one. Catholic church is quite rightly castigated and ridiculed for such behaviour
posted on 21/3/20
I will however be stealing that joke
posted on 22/3/20
Disgraceful scenes at the supermarket the other day. Saw an old woman struggling with three thugs over some toilet rolls.
Luckily she was no match for the four of us.
posted on 22/3/20
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