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posted on 23/3/20

So there'll still be folk travelling to work on packed trains and buses?

posted on 23/3/20

I seen a great video from the USA, millenials being told to disperse by the police and they refuse and try to take the pash - the police just tazer them and jail them, fvcking magic.

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted 41 seconds ago
So there'll still be folk travelling to work on packed trains and buses?
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Absolutely.
You can't fix stupid.

posted on 23/3/20

In the past 15 minutes I’ve had customers saying they’re staying open and customers saying they’re closing. They’re all in the same trade.

It’s as confusing as fwck

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 6 minutes ago
In the past 15 minutes I’ve had customers saying they’re staying open and customers saying they’re closing. They’re all in the same trade.

It’s as confusing as fwck
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Boris needs to be clear and he needs to be decisive.
Until he does no cvnt knows wtf is going on.

posted on 23/3/20

So this walk we are allowed

Can I take my golf clubs ?

posted on 23/3/20

On a Saturday for clarification

posted on 23/3/20

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 minute ago
So this walk we are allowed

Can I take my golf clubs ?
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Only sash and bowler hat

posted on 23/3/20

And not the one your father wore, it has to be your own.

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 minute ago
So this walk we are allowed

Can I take my golf clubs ?
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Only sash and bowler hat
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Whit nae big drum

posted on 23/3/20

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 minute ago
So this walk we are allowed

Can I take my golf clubs ?
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Only sash and bowler hat
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Whit nae big drum
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Big drum

posted on 23/3/20

And no golf clubs

posted on 23/3/20

You can be in a club of one

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
You can be in a club of one
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I can see the course record being broken then

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 23/3/20

Did you know that the R&A still consider a single player as a group?

Disallowing individual play is a local club rule, not a sport rule.

By the terms of BoJo's announcement a round of two players could still be allowed. I suspect clubs will just close the doors, however?

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
Did you know that the R&A still consider a single player as a group?

Disallowing individual play is a local club rule, not a sport rule.

By the terms of BoJo's announcement a round of two players could still be allowed. I suspect clubs will just close the doors, however?
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Does the second person not need to live with you ?

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 23/3/20

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
Did you know that the R&A still consider a single player as a group?

Disallowing individual play is a local club rule, not a sport rule.

By the terms of BoJo's announcement a round of two players could still be allowed. I suspect clubs will just close the doors, however?
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Does the second person not need to live with you ?
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No, you can be in a group of two - distanced, of course.

Within a household, any number.

posted on 23/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 24/3/20

Seems there’s maybe doubt over the golf direction. Clear as mud.

posted on 24/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 minutes ago
Seems there’s maybe doubt over the golf direction. Clear as mud.
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I played yesterday...we're shut now

posted on 24/3/20

You'll have to practice at home now. I once took a divot out of a carpet

posted on 24/3/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 13 hours, 42 minutes ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 12 minutes ago
People can't really say it's not clear now
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I can. It isn’t clear.

What does it mean by you can travel to work unless you can do it at home? That would include most trades. Especially for self employed who don’t have the same protection. Is that essential? It is to them
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Aye.

posted on 24/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 14 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 10 minutes ago
Just winding silver up mate.

Not out there coughing on folk and listening to dj ranking.

Yet.
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Tbf quite a rare occurrence here as you well know. Look forward to the day we can meet in the pub and have a drink. There is gonna be some explosion of eating, drinking, holidays and the rest if we ever beat this bastirt.
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Fvckin right.
It's causing some amount of anxiety. Got to look forward to the party

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