I'm gonna join my pals in the local from lunchtime until closing.

Have a big shiiiiit. Haven’t been able to since all the toilet roll went.

I'm going to stay home and let everyone go out.

aka be alone.... aaaahhhhhhh.

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 41 seconds ago
Have a big shiiiiit. Haven’t been able to since all the toilet roll went.
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Since the missus has been home i have been going for a ''shiiiit'' several times a day

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
Have a big shiiiiit. Haven’t been able to since all the toilet roll went.
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My next door neighbour has most of it.

New patio and report the wide AWOL

Wife*

comment by Genius of Nielsen (U9059)
posted 7 seconds ago
Wife*
----------------------------------------------------------------------Freudian slip, mate. Has she put a bit of timber on?

Work for 90+ consectutive days to pay off the interest on the overdraft I'll have.

I'm gonna swerve crowds and as many people as possible cause no doubt this won't go away quickly.

It's best to avoid the general public normally anyway

After the lock down, you've got the choice of taking your missus out for a romantic meal or going on an all day bender with your mates.

Which pub do you meet your mates in?

Go down the Golf Course. It will likely be the end of May by the time some normality returns to my neck of the woods.

Get battered and crowd surf naked at The Garage in Islington

I spend my time avoiding people anyway as they are s out in nature so nowt will change for me.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 5 minutes ago
Go down the Golf Course. It will likely be the end of May by the time some normality returns to my neck of the woods.
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I really hope that is the case. Wouldn't be surprised if Trump makes that the case regardless by then.

Party with the neighbours.

Today I had a few wiskey shots over the fence with my mate next door.

When this is over it will be full retaaard

When this is over it will be full retaaard
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I'll probably take a moment to think how lucky I am and to remember those who didn't make it through this and those who risked far more than most to try and help.

what is the first thing you're going to do when the lockdown is lifted, wherever you live?
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Get back in my swimming pool!
I got a lot of laps to make up

When this is over it will be full retaaard

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As per the OP’s request I am going to be pleasant and let this one go.

This crisis has taught me the meaning of family.

After two weeks of working from home, once this is over I will treasure every minute away from my wife and children like it's my last.

comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
This crisis has taught me the meaning of family.

After two weeks of working from home, once this is over I will treasure every minute away from my wife and children like it's my last.
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comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
Work for 90+ consectutive days to pay off the interest on the overdraft I'll have.
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Just turn surge pricing on 24/7. You'll never be busier in the months after this, everyone's stir crazy.