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I was round a nurse's place the other night and she said she had someone in who had a courgette stuck up their bum and then it turned sideways which would be sore

Was it this guy?

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comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
I was round a nurse's place the other night and she said she had someone in who had a courgette stuck up their bum and then it turned sideways which would be sore
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Could be worse.....🍆 🌽 🍌

Drinks on Tuesday pun. See you then

Night all

Watching the last 20 mins of Herbie Goes Bananas.

He’s gonna throw bananas at a plane soon

Night kitty. Enjoy your party tomorrow

comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted 8 minutes ago
Drinks on Tuesday pun. See you then
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For you 4za if you're reading

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 hours, 30 minutes ago
Good god, what's that?
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Looks like a monkey nut with eyes

Not your dinosaur thing above, your owl earlier ^^^

Gave me my first laugh of the day

Good morning all

Morning kits, how are you today

Morning Geoff, am ok ta.

Just having a . The Owls on tv at 12, my sister and friend coming over to watch I have drinks and food for them

Have a lovely day

Popped my back out yesterday, so laid on my front on floor having a coffee atm, today I’ll be mostly eating Brufen

Oh dear, hope it's not too painful. <ouch>

Nothing I can’t handle, I’ve had this problem for years now so I have almost perfected the art of getting back to normal quickly

I understand your pain, I am bionic (2 knees and hip) (pain free now though)

Dinosaur thing? That is clearly a donkey!

No, you’re completely right pun, it’s clearly a donkey, I can only put my mistake down to the medication I’m taking

It's grate