I went to aldi last night and got lots of nice beers and pinot noir. What did you get? I have pasta before gym and then then fish and vegetables after gym.

I’ve had 6 fox’s crunch creams, a sausage roll and a glass of Vimto

I was going to go to Aldi today but didn't need anything.

Whuts the major malfunction with DJ again?

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 17 hours, 50 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 8 seconds ago
DJ dial it down
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Apologies for your late night call.

I was being threatened with religious harm and hit out.
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whuts religius harm mean?

comment by 4star (U22472)
posted 6 minutes ago
Whuts the major malfunction with DJ again?


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People have many different theories

DJ really is a bottom feeder

Bottom of the ocean

Do fish have bottoms or just the hole?

"Fish don't have buttocks. They have “cloacas” (urogenital openings) through which they poo and pass eggs or sperm. Unlike human butts I don't think there is a similar attraction in fish." - source, Quora

whuts this im herring about DJ n fishy puns?

He really needs 2 clam down on his banning people from live thred. It serves no porpoise at all. It dont take no brane sturgeon to work out that it is detrimental too his health.
He is a turtle disaster.

etc

How come you can say poo can't add a p on the end?

comment by 4star (U22472)
posted less than a minute ago
whuts this im herring about DJ n fishy puns?

He really needs 2 clam down on his banning people from live thred. It serves no porpoise at all. It dont take no brane sturgeon to work out that it is detrimental too his health.
He is a turtle disaster.

etc
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Excellent puns, come join the #FLM movement

https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/426094

It was a very innocuous remark by Igor, I didn't even realise it had any religious connotations (or if it even does) and then DJ posted a bad comment.

I don't want to ban anyone - I expect people to have a bit of self control - it's all a bit of lighthearted fun on JA as far as I am concerned. Too many alpha males I suppose

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 24 seconds ago
It was a very innocuous remark by Igor, I didn't even realise it had any religious connotations (or if it even does) and then DJ posted a bad comment.

I don't want to ban anyone- I expect people to have a bit of self control - it's all a bit of lighthearted fun on JA as far as I am concerned. Too many alpha males I suppose
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yer
Its ok tho Kitty, I is hear and will 'sort em out'

I didn't see any religious connotation. DJ's comment was way too far anyway

As the alpha fish in this pond I wouldn’t worry your pretty little lady brain Kitty. Let the men fix this

comment by 8===D-vock* 🐟 (U22339)
posted less than a minute ago
As the alpha fish in this pond I wouldn’t worry your pretty little lady brain Kitty. Let the men fix this
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don't push it buster.

comment by Pun™ #FLM🐟 (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I didn't see any religious connotation. DJ's comment was way too far anyway
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please advise of the original comment 2 DJ n his response so I can form a balanced ofinion of the matter.

I didn’t see the comment. If it was fishist I’ll be appalled if it hated on jellyfish I won’t care so much. They’re just slimy blobs and not fish

yer

they r inveterate invertebrates.

I'm not bringing it up - it's all over as far as I am concerned. Just hope Igor comes back soon. Let's move on.

comment by 4star (U22472)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ #FLM🐟 (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I didn't see any religious connotation. DJ's comment was way too far anyway
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please advise of the original comment 2 DJ n his response so I can form a balanced ofinion of the matter.
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I'd rather not say. Let's just draw a line under it.

What Kitty said ^^

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