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posted on 29/5/20

Safe distancing - stay more than 93 million miles from the sun.

posted on 29/5/20

Wear sunscreen

posted on 29/5/20

comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 6 minutes ago
Wear sunscreen
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No

posted on 29/5/20

Beaches/Parks etc will be mobbed this weekend in England, they think they are indestructible down there

posted on 29/5/20

Portobello beach was mobbed the other day.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 6 minutes ago
Wear sunscreen
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No
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So you'll wear a mask and stay a safe distance to protect yourself from covid, but not sunscreen to protect yourself from cancer?

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 29/5/20

We're peely wally Scots, we're not meant to be burned by the yellow ball in the sky.

Sunscreen or stay in.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 17 minutes ago
Beaches/Parks etc will be mobbed this weekend in England, they think they are indestructible down there


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very similar in Scotland.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 6 minutes ago
Wear sunscreen
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No
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So you'll wear a mask and stay a safe distance to protect yourself from covid, but not sunscreen to protect yourself from cancer?
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Nut. I'm hard. Sun's a pussay anyway

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 29/5/20

Luscious Louise on the weather said 28C in Inverness today.

Good to see you are safe, Juke - folk getting banjoed up there? Any inside info?

posted on 29/5/20

Not entirely sure what banjoed means.. I'm assuming sh¡tfaced?

Aye, I've been in the back garden since 1030. Laptop atop my lap to answer the occasional email from contractors.

Glorious weather. My pal lives next door, and his missus' uncle is the next one over (did I mention I come from a wee village? 😂) so we're having a BBQ/drink around the middle garden, but each of us in our own patch.

They both have family coming round in a bit so it's gonna be a late one. Guaranteed social distancing is an after thought in a few hours time.

posted on 29/5/20

What on earth is this pile of utter rubbish now?

Bonkers man. We’re easing lockdown from Monday and again two weeks later because scientists have leaked we are preparing for a second peak.

Honest to fwck there’s some amount of sheite flying around these days.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
What on earth is this pile of utter rubbish now?

Bonkers man. We’re easing lockdown from Monday and again two weeks later because scientists have leaked we are preparing for a second peak.

Honest to fwck there’s some amount of sheite flying around these days.
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Rangers should be hammered for this 😃

posted on 29/5/20

comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competen... (U3633)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
What on earth is this pile of utter rubbish now?

Bonkers man. We’re easing lockdown from Monday and again two weeks later because scientists have leaked we are preparing for a second peak.

Honest to fwck there’s some amount of sheite flying around these days.
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Rangers should be hammered for this 😃
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Agreed

Or get a penalty

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 29/5/20

I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Sunstroke?

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Sunstroke?
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Aye, he’s always at it up in his room.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Sunstroke?
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Aye, he’s always at it up in his room.
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He has a sun? 😳

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Sunstroke?
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Aye, he’s always at it up in his room.
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He has a sun? 😳
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A wee man.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Sunstroke?
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Aye, he’s always at it up in his room.
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He has a sun? 😳
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A wee man.
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Not too much requirement for the stroke then

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 29/5/20

Had sunstroke once - Loch Morlich, May bank hol, c. ‘73? Been careful since then.

Worst burns were Cape Cod the year of the Hoover free flights scandal. Cheers, Hoover - still use it!

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 46 minutes ago
What on earth is this pile of utter rubbish now?

Bonkers man. We’re easing lockdown from Monday and again two weeks later because scientists have leaked we are preparing for a second peak.

Honest to fwck there’s some amount of sheite flying around these days.
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The Government have gone against the science, hence the leaks.

R rate is already increasing in several areas and unknown in others.

posted on 29/5/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 41 minutes ago
I meant the two guys murdered in Inverness, Juke.
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Aye they're pals of a pal.

Apparently it was some random guy trying to get into people's houses/flats.. as soon as a door was opened he stabbed my friend's pal, and then barged his way in and stabbed her partner who later died. When people came out to the commotion they were stabbed too

The chap is apparently a known mental health patient and lived in the same area.
Completely random event.

posted on 29/5/20

Infection and death rates increasing

posted on 29/5/20

I've no spoken to the pal in a while so using her grief as a possible way in. I have no shame.

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