Hahahaha these are brilliant

Niiiice

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted about an hour ago
apparently most seabirds now have an addiction to seaweed and have been advised to seakelp.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
From distinguished seabird psychiatrist Albert Ross?

It didn’t come a shock to me that James Earl Jones has died.

His breathing has been sounding awful for years.

I usd to have a seabird at home, but I had to give it away when I started to take viiagra. Just looking at the sexy animal made me want frigate.

Why is 6 before 7? Because 7,8,9

All acknowledged

Two Eskimos sitting in their Kayak and felt chilly so light a fire and it sank proving you can't have your Kayak and heat it to

© Tommy Cooper

I threw my Eskimo friend a house warming party. Now he's homeless

How does an alchemist please his wife? Elixir.

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
How does an alchemist please his wife? Elixir.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

How does the Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
How does the Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Now I'm on holiday so drink flowed early but that made me snort

Acknowledged

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
How does the Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do we confirm its true? oh hang on i know an Eskimo.. Alaska.

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
How does the Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do we confirm its true? oh hang on i know an Eskimo.. Alaska.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I both hate and love that I'm not that funny, that was superb mate

in advance















I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.

He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'

I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'

He said 'Whale meat again.....’

HAHAHAHAHA

you can do a good irish accent using the word whale.

whale oil beef hooked

I proper facking needed a laugh today, cheers fellahs

When a Polish man gets married, he gives his wife something long and hard after the ceremony.

His last name

I recently submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Me and my friend are getting some new glasses."
"And after that?"
"After that? We'll see."

Got fired from my job as a stage designer.

I left without making a scene.

A broken drum is the perfect gift.

Nobody can beat it