The UK government says this is the same test used on "a prize bull"
The Skin test false +ve rate is about 1:3300 so to have two successive tests fail chance of NOT having bTB about 1 in 11million?
"interrogated all the evidence".
What did he do, go round all the other farm animals who told him that Geronimo was a cant who needed put down?
Wouldn't put anything past this government tbf.
Can somebody infect Boris and Eustace with M. bovis please, so we can line them up with Geronimo?
Ah, just seen this one had the blood test. Still a 1 in 90,000 chance of two being false.
Shoot the fckr.
Nothing new for this shower of caants.
1000's of badgers shot every year to 'avoid' BTB which cattle can be vaccinated against but it's more fun for bloodthirsty Tory supporters to shoot badgers.
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 14 minutes ago
Nothing new for this shower of caants.
1000's of badgers shot every year to 'avoid' BTB which cattle can be vaccinated against but it's more fun for bloodthirsty Tory supporters to shoot badgers.
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You can't vaccinate cattle against having their heads chewed off though. Badgers need culling.
You need culling you facist murderer.
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Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
This is a sensible law. No room for sentimentality here. I'm sure there is none from any local farmers. Their herds of cattle and livelihoods are at risk from someone's pet. I expect all of the protesters are town or city dwellers. It is unfortunate but necessary and I don't understand why there is a delay in destroying the animal.
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
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Dammit I couldn't think of one
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
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Dammit I couldn't think of one
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Alpaca your bags for you
The standard of humour on here is allaming!
I'm out before we start Llamageddon
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
alpaca my bags
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comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 35 minutes ago
This is a sensible law. No room for sentimentality here. I'm sure there is none from any local farmers. Their herds of cattle and livelihoods are at risk from someone's pet. I expect all of the protesters are town or city dwellers. It is unfortunate but necessary and I don't understand why there is a delay in destroying the animal.
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Fek the farmers, bloodsucking parasites.
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
alpaca my bags
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oh didnt see it.
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Alpaca meat is about as good as it gets, can it still be eaten with this virus?
Fek the farmers?
Spoken like a true townie. Maybe you should boycott them and stop eating!
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 4 minutes ago
They should set up a competition where people line up and have a go to see whether they can knock the alpaca the fack out with one punch, fiver a go, if you KO him you win a set of steak knives or an Amazon voucher or something. Eventually it’ll die from all the head trauma, job done and you’ve made a bit of bunce out of it rather than having to pay expensive vets fees. They only smother them with a pillow and charge you £180 for the privilege anyway, I’ll be drowning our dog in the toilet when his times up - cheaper and no less humane.
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You could eat it afterwards too.
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Geronimo the alpaca
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posted on 9/8/21
The UK government says this is the same test used on "a prize bull"
posted on 9/8/21
The Skin test false +ve rate is about 1:3300 so to have two successive tests fail chance of NOT having bTB about 1 in 11million?
posted on 9/8/21
"interrogated all the evidence".
What did he do, go round all the other farm animals who told him that Geronimo was a cant who needed put down?
Wouldn't put anything past this government tbf.
posted on 9/8/21
Can somebody infect Boris and Eustace with M. bovis please, so we can line them up with Geronimo?
posted on 9/8/21
Ah, just seen this one had the blood test. Still a 1 in 90,000 chance of two being false.
Shoot the fckr.
posted on 9/8/21
Man. Slow news day eh?
posted on 9/8/21
Nothing new for this shower of caants.
1000's of badgers shot every year to 'avoid' BTB which cattle can be vaccinated against but it's more fun for bloodthirsty Tory supporters to shoot badgers.
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 14 minutes ago
Nothing new for this shower of caants.
1000's of badgers shot every year to 'avoid' BTB which cattle can be vaccinated against but it's more fun for bloodthirsty Tory supporters to shoot badgers.
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You can't vaccinate cattle against having their heads chewed off though. Badgers need culling.
posted on 9/8/21
You need culling you facist murderer.
posted on 9/8/21
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/8/21
Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
posted on 9/8/21
This is a sensible law. No room for sentimentality here. I'm sure there is none from any local farmers. Their herds of cattle and livelihoods are at risk from someone's pet. I expect all of the protesters are town or city dwellers. It is unfortunate but necessary and I don't understand why there is a delay in destroying the animal.
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
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Dammit I couldn't think of one
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
Gonna be a hard fall for Geronimo if they don't succeed
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Dammit I couldn't think of one
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Alpaca your bags for you
posted on 9/8/21
The standard of humour on here is allaming!
posted on 9/8/21
I'm out before we start Llamageddon
posted on 9/8/21
alpaca my bags
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
alpaca my bags
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posted on 9/8/21
comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 35 minutes ago
This is a sensible law. No room for sentimentality here. I'm sure there is none from any local farmers. Their herds of cattle and livelihoods are at risk from someone's pet. I expect all of the protesters are town or city dwellers. It is unfortunate but necessary and I don't understand why there is a delay in destroying the animal.
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Fek the farmers, bloodsucking parasites.
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
alpaca my bags
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oh didnt see it.
posted on 9/8/21
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/8/21
Alpaca meat is about as good as it gets, can it still be eaten with this virus?
posted on 9/8/21
Fek the farmers?
Spoken like a true townie. Maybe you should boycott them and stop eating!
posted on 9/8/21
Furrowly agree
posted on 9/8/21
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 4 minutes ago
They should set up a competition where people line up and have a go to see whether they can knock the alpaca the fack out with one punch, fiver a go, if you KO him you win a set of steak knives or an Amazon voucher or something. Eventually it’ll die from all the head trauma, job done and you’ve made a bit of bunce out of it rather than having to pay expensive vets fees. They only smother them with a pillow and charge you £180 for the privilege anyway, I’ll be drowning our dog in the toilet when his times up - cheaper and no less humane.
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You could eat it afterwards too.
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