THE DAILY Mail is scurrying around like a spider trying to get up society’s trouser leg, it has emerged.
The poisonous news-arachnid is busily skittering hither and thither on its pointy little legs, trying to find an entry point where it can get in and lay its tiny black eggs of blame.
It said: “I’m just running around very fast on my spindly black legs, looking for the vulnerable spot. It could be Muslims, MPs, single mums or some other type of woman.
“Then I’m in. Don’t hate me, it’s just my despicable nature. Sometimes I pray I’ll get eaten by a mouse.”
Household Mary Fisher said: “At first I was scared of it, now I’m just determined to catch it under a glass and lob it out the window.”
A Dad is about to give the birds & the bees talk
"Son, when-"
*Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes*
"Know what, we're good"
One fiddy to go lads, let's smash it and have a drink on me and a great weekend y'all
Ha, some caaaant pushed in front of me to get served. Got his drink and then saw my empty table and went to sit dan. Saw my bag on the chair and facked off. That'll learn him
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THE DAILY Mail is scurrying around like a spider trying to get up society’s trouser leg, it has emerged.
The poisonous news-arachnid is busily skittering hither and thither on its pointy little legs, trying to find an entry point where it can get in and lay its tiny black eggs of blame.
It said: “I’m just running around very fast on my spindly black legs, looking for the vulnerable spot. It could be Muslims, MPs, single mums or some other type of woman.
“Then I’m in. Don’t hate me, it’s just my despicable nature. Sometimes I pray I’ll get eaten by a mouse.”
Household Mary Fisher said: “At first I was scared of it, now I’m just determined to catch it under a glass and lob it out the window.”
posted on 24/3/17
A Dad is about to give the birds & the bees talk
"Son, when-"
*Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes*
"Know what, we're good"
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One fiddy to go lads, let's smash it and have a drink on me and a great weekend y'all
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Yay
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Ha, some caaaant pushed in front of me to get served. Got his drink and then saw my empty table and went to sit dan. Saw my bag on the chair and facked off. That'll learn him
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Gan home.
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