The reason you’re probably having trouble securing your preferred masseuse is because they all want to avoid the strange chap with the long arms who likes picking the jam from out between their toes

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs (U22316)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 1 minute ago
How long are you bloody arms? Yeah it’s time to go home when you think someone standing in a position to do a job is a sign she wants you to molest her feet
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She was giving me her feet, just as she gives me her hands.
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Did she charge by the foot ?
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nah, I just tipped her $8 for the massage. I was in 2 minds to give her 10, but it was our 2nd massage of the day (we'd already done oil) so I thought it was OK.

comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 36 seconds ago
The reason you’re probably having trouble securing your preferred masseuse is because they all want to avoid the strange chap with the long arms who likes picking the jam from out between their toes
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if they don't want to do they can decline. there's no issue there. she didn't have to give them to me, she chose to do so. she was under no pressure, we just flirt and have a bit of fun. and I sometimes get my foot kicks.

better do this fackin tax return I suppose

Is that how it works? I really wanted a blowy so I just stuck it in her mouth. If she didn’t want me to do it she could have politely declined

comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 1 minute ago
Is that how it works? I really wanted a blowy so I just stuck it in her mouth. If she didn’t want me to do it she could have politely declined
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if she didn't want it, she wouldn't have opened her mouth and skcued on it. what are you talking about ?

she gave me her feet to touch so I touched them.

Sounds more like you took the foot on your own accord for your own gratification. Probably too afraid to turn down the wealthy westerner. Time to go home J and reset.

comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 27 seconds ago
Sounds more like you took the foot on your own accord for your own gratification. Probably too afraid to turn down the wealthy westerner. Time to go home J and reset.
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it is time to go home and re-set, but she was not intimidated in the slightest. you are speculating, I was there. she enjoys giving me massages and she enjoys the bit of fun we have. if she wants to turn me down she can do and she knows it.

comment by tottenhamclotspurs (U22316)
posted 1 day, 2 hours ago
The girl was in love with me. It is now over. I am over it. There are missing pieces of the story that none of us will never know or care about. That's all there is to say.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z2qFTbyyOQ

Ben?

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Idiot

Weekend plans?

Few beers tonight, 2nd birthday party tomorrow afternoon, chilled one Sunday... beers and maybe a roast

You?

What are you drinking these days?

Maybe play some poker tomorrow. Tennis on Sunday.


Super Bock for cerveja. Lot of wine as per. Dirt cheap ere.

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 23 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 27 seconds ago
and his toilet is blocked. Hes at home waiting for the plumber.
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I’ve seen that movie many times
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out loud

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted about a minute ago
Maybe play some poker tomorrow. Tennis on Sunday.


Super Bock for cerveja. Lot of wine as per. Dirt cheap ere.
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Poker with who?

No ales there I guess? Just Superbock and maybe Brahma?

Sagres.

Lot of craft beer places in Lisbon tbf

Dunno abaaat the poker actually. Miss Rapt and a few friends but not sure how many can play

Ben?

But if you're talkin' abaat your stinky ales then no, not any of those.

Not a fan of stinky ales... I'm an IPA man

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 23 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 27 seconds ago
and his toilet is blocked. Hes at home waiting for the plumber.
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I’ve seen that movie many times
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out loud
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J?

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 14 minutes ago
Maybe play some poker tomorrow. Tennis on Sunday.


Super Bock for cerveja. Lot of wine as per. Dirt cheap ere.
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Still got two big bottles of Peroni and a bottle of Prosecco left over from New Years in my fridge.

My new drink these days is rum & ginger beer with ice and lime!

Havana Club

Fancy a cold glass of vinho verde.