...I went outside and told her she'd got a customer at the bar, and as she starts to get up I went back in.
she came up to me and this bird thinking I was talking about me. She just stands there looking at me, looking at her, looking at me, looking at her.
I said, no not me babe, connect 4 guy. She stands there looking at her, looking at me, looking at the barmaid, looking at her, turns round and walks back out without a word.
The bird says "you sleep with her too ?" (that part of the story is being the scope of this explanation).
Anyway, as we walked out of that one, I asked 19 if she wanted to see me sunday night. She said yes, I said OK, and I jumped into the tuktuk the bird had waiting outside.
maybe that was a bit weird. might have a day off today.
were you self employed ? I don't know
did you receive any foreign income ? I don't know
"INCOME or benefits FROM A person abroad or a NON-RESIDENT COMPANY or trust (including a UK trust that has either been, or has received, income from, a non-resident trust)"
Does that mean income from a foreign company, or an off-shore company ?
OK, I'm going with foreign income...
All other income received by a person abroad and any remitted 'ring fenced' foreign income (Optional)
Employment, self-employment and other income which you paid foreign tax on (Optional)
Any other overseas income and gains (Optional)
?????????????????????????
A or C.
Other income other than other income ? Who writes this ?
Sizzle,
I did work for a foreign consultancy (as it happens while I was overseas), and was paid into my UK bank account.
Where the fack do I put this on my form ?
J
Christ, what the FACK is THIS ????? LOG OFF LOG OFF
I think it's self-employed and I don't know if I've declared self-employed. I thought you could just stick it in other income.
Oh well, it's been nice knowing you all
fack it, might as well see what happens...
"Please provide us with the name of your business"
there used to be a box for "other income". it's not there any more.
might be able to put it in other income looking at it.
might phone a friend on this. well, not a friend as such. a professional advisor.
Next problem...CPD....
fingers crossed it wasn't a compulsory ethics training year last year....
Succesful login ! Hooray !
Might have to get a bit more organised this year
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posted on 18/1/20
...I went outside and told her she'd got a customer at the bar, and as she starts to get up I went back in.
she came up to me and this bird thinking I was talking about me. She just stands there looking at me, looking at her, looking at me, looking at her.
I said, no not me babe, connect 4 guy. She stands there looking at her, looking at me, looking at the barmaid, looking at her, turns round and walks back out without a word.
The bird says "you sleep with her too ?" (that part of the story is being the scope of this explanation).
Anyway, as we walked out of that one, I asked 19 if she wanted to see me sunday night. She said yes, I said OK, and I jumped into the tuktuk the bird had waiting outside.
posted on 18/1/20
maybe that was a bit weird. might have a day off today.
posted on 18/1/20
Sizzle ??
posted on 18/1/20
were you self employed ? I don't know
did you receive any foreign income ? I don't know
posted on 18/1/20
"INCOME or benefits FROM A person abroad or a NON-RESIDENT COMPANY or trust (including a UK trust that has either been, or has received, income from, a non-resident trust)"
Does that mean income from a foreign company, or an off-shore company ?
posted on 18/1/20
OK, I'm going with foreign income...
posted on 18/1/20
All other income received by a person abroad and any remitted 'ring fenced' foreign income (Optional)
Employment, self-employment and other income which you paid foreign tax on (Optional)
Any other overseas income and gains (Optional)
?????????????????????????
A or C.
Other income other than other income ? Who writes this ?
posted on 18/1/20
GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK
posted on 18/1/20
Sizzle,
I did work for a foreign consultancy (as it happens while I was overseas), and was paid into my UK bank account.
Where the fack do I put this on my form ?
J
posted on 18/1/20
Christ, what the FACK is THIS ????? LOG OFF LOG OFF
posted on 18/1/20
I think it's self-employed and I don't know if I've declared self-employed. I thought you could just stick it in other income.
posted on 18/1/20
Oh well, it's been nice knowing you all
posted on 18/1/20
fack it, might as well see what happens...
posted on 18/1/20
"Please provide us with the name of your business"
posted on 18/1/20
there used to be a box for "other income". it's not there any more.
posted on 18/1/20
might be able to put it in other income looking at it.
might phone a friend on this. well, not a friend as such. a professional advisor.
posted on 18/1/20
foreign income I mean.
posted on 18/1/20
Next problem...CPD....
fingers crossed it wasn't a compulsory ethics training year last year....
posted on 18/1/20
Succesful login ! Hooray !
posted on 18/1/20
Thank you. Caants
posted on 18/1/20
Might have to get a bit more organised this year
posted on 18/1/20
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/range-rover-driver-smashes-parked-cars-liverpool-113206652.html
posted on 18/1/20
Morning J
posted on 18/1/20
ONE MAN
SCURING ??
posted on 18/1/20
Get an accountant ffs
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