The only times I’ve struggled with keeping it up is when I’ve had too many class A’s in the past. But if I knew I was going to be getting some, I’d just ensure I’d have some viaagra to counter it

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comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
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longest i ever lasted was about 30 minutes. it was shti, because it kept going a bit soft then hard again then a bit soft again. also i rubbed the skin off my knees and they took weeks to heal. normally i reckon im done in about 7 or 8 minutes or so.
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Yeah can’t say I’ve had this problem. Usually it’s girls with sore knees. What were you doing down on all fours?
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i had a phase where i'd shift my weight onto my knees during missionary.

comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 8 minutes ago
The only times I’ve struggled with keeping it up is when I’ve had too many class A’s in the past. But if I knew I was going to be getting some, I’d just ensure I’d have some viaagra to counter it
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going a bit softer at times during a 30 minute stint is not a case of "struggling to keep it up".

if you move on to your knees you can hammer harder and deeper

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comment by Mylo (U20111)
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The only times I’ve struggled with keeping it up is when I’ve had too many class A’s in the past. But if I knew I was going to be getting some, I’d just ensure I’d have some viaagra to counter it
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going a bit softer at times during a 30 minute stint is not a case of "struggling to keep it up".
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What would you call it then? Either way at that point your diccks limp mate

my dcik wasn't limp, it was just intermittently not the rod of tittanium it usually is when it's inside a bird. it was never soft enough to stop we were just both aware there were times when it wasnt quite so hard.

mate, i don't need 30 minutes to satisfy a girl, we just had a long session for some reason before we checked out the hotel.

Raptor ?

bale's own goal

don't think i've ever sen that before !

just watched the beating the bookies thing.

the courtside live tip offs made me think of one of Daws's apps for some reason.

Sizzle you did you hear that horrific nonsense on the bbc derby show?

did you mean to say "horrific" Blarmy, or did you mean to say "silly" or "unfortunate" or "inappropriate" or "unacceptable or "regrettable" or "ill considered" or "antiquated" or something like that ?

unsavoury

surprising

unusual

mildly shocking

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 17 minutes ago
Sizzle you did you hear that horrific nonsense on the bbc derby show?
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No

Oh Blarmy, apologies for missing you out of my list btw. You can go in the group with Petey and Dot etc No worries Hope this hasn't been too horrific

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51527043

comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 25 minutes ago
just watched the beating the bookies thing.

the courtside live tip offs made me think of one of Daws's apps for some reason.
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2 out the last three weeks I've bet on horses after the result was known. Didn't go crazy. Win just enough that it doesn't draw too much attention. Then use that to make more ambitious legitimate bets. I actually get disproportionately annoyed at getting banned now, as I'm running out of bookies.

Paddy power, William hill, coral, bet365 and a special mention to Betfred who reversed a whithdrawal after it was in my PayPal account and then banned me.

Mugs game. I also can't leave money in account once balance goes above 3k-5k. As i can get drunk and blow it, even though it's not "my money" I can be seething about it for days.

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comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 25 minutes ago
just watched the beating the bookies thing.

the courtside live tip offs made me think of one of Daws's apps for some reason.
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2 out the last three weeks I've bet on horses after the result was known. Didn't go crazy. Win just enough that it doesn't draw too much attention. Then use that to make more ambitious legitimate bets. I actually get disproportionately annoyed at getting banned now, as I'm running out of bookies.

Paddy power, William hill, coral, bet365 and a special mention to Betfred who reversed a whithdrawal after it was in my PayPal account and then banned me.

Mugs game. I also can't leave money in account once balance goes above 3k-5k. As i can get drunk and blow it, even though it's not "my money" I can be seething about it for days.

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one of the things i didn't understand about last night's show was that he had an account banned after making a handful of normal bets (apparently on the basis that the betting company had determined that he was placing bets on a rational basis or something), but when he was placing bet after bet on individual points and winning hundreds of pounds on every bet, the account didn't get closed down until after he'd won all the money.

what do you mean btw about it not being your money ?

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comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 25 minutes ago
just watched the beating the bookies thing.

the courtside live tip offs made me think of one of Daws's apps for some reason.
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2 out the last three weeks I've bet on horses after the result was known. Didn't go crazy. Win just enough that it doesn't draw too much attention. Then use that to make more ambitious legitimate bets. I actually get disproportionately annoyed at getting banned now, as I'm running out of bookies.

Paddy power, William hill, coral, bet365 and a special mention to Betfred who reversed a whithdrawal after it was in my PayPal account and then banned me.

Mugs game. I also can't leave money in account once balance goes above 3k-5k. As i can get drunk and blow it, even though it's not "my money" I can be seething about it for days.

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one of the things i didn't understand about last night's show was that he had an account banned after making a handful of normal bets (apparently on the basis that the betting company had determined that he was placing bets on a rational basis or something), but when he was placing bet after bet on individual points and winning hundreds of pounds on every bet, the account didn't get closed down until after he'd won all the money.

what do you mean btw about it not being your money ?
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In as much as if I stick 200 quid in but have 8k after a week or two. I don't look at 7,800 of it as being nine until it is in my bank

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comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
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comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by Tangananganananga (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 25 minutes ago
just watched the beating the bookies thing.

the courtside live tip offs made me think of one of Daws's apps for some reason.
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2 out the last three weeks I've bet on horses after the result was known. Didn't go crazy. Win just enough that it doesn't draw too much attention. Then use that to make more ambitious legitimate bets. I actually get disproportionately annoyed at getting banned now, as I'm running out of bookies.

Paddy power, William hill, coral, bet365 and a special mention to Betfred who reversed a whithdrawal after it was in my PayPal account and then banned me.

Mugs game. I also can't leave money in account once balance goes above 3k-5k. As i can get drunk and blow it, even though it's not "my money" I can be seething about it for days.

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one of the things i didn't understand about last night's show was that he had an account banned after making a handful of normal bets (apparently on the basis that the betting company had determined that he was placing bets on a rational basis or something), but when he was placing bet after bet on individual points and winning hundreds of pounds on every bet, the account didn't get closed down until after he'd won all the money.

what do you mean btw about it not being your money ?
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In as much as if I stick 200 quid in but have 8k after a week or two. I don't look at 7,800 of it as being nine until it is in my bank
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have you won back all your losses yet from when you just used to pick football teams to bet on because you liked their names or had been to the place they're from before ?

i reckon i've got to get back out there. into society. it's been too long.

it's your last night in cambodia. you just want to mind your own business and find a girl to sleep with after they've just ripped a stunna off you who you were making love to with your hands, and the 19 year old you made out with for 6 nights before a sneaky french fkuc tricked you both into 'splitting up' and taking her when she was so honry she'd go with any man on earth that available, has just called you her ex and walked off telling you it's over.

OK OK OK. Move on to the conundrum.

You're walking along minding your own business, when you see a bloke dragging a bird out of a bar by her hair telling her to get in a tuktuk.

the lad looks like he could be handy with his fists. he's grinning as if it's all a bit of fun, but you know that look and this lad is raring to go and could flip at any moment. there's noone else within sight except for bar girls.

what do you do ?