comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 1 day, 2 hours ago
Bladdy ell E was only trying to get a bite back

Balestiger king thing is mental, not finished it yet but yeah quite a few mental characters in it to say the least

Have a good one yall,


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Bites are so 2018

2020 is all about the 'bates.

Just watched all of tiger king

Damn

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 46 minutes ago
Just watched all of tiger king

Damn
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Seems like everyone is watching this except for me!

No Netflix, or chill.

Day 5? I think
Lost an hour we’ll never have to try to fill
Today’s celebidiots :
Billy Joe Saunders showing you how to beat up the missus
Ronaldinho banging one out in the prison showers

Normal stuff

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
Just watched all of tiger king

Damn
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Weird fackers the lot of em
Well worth a watch

https://mobile.twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1244163627483045889

Timeline of UK response

I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove
And spiral through another day
I hear my song begin to say
Kiss me where the sun don't shine
The past was yours but the futures mine
You’re all out of time

Gonna brave the big shop today
Hopefully less dangerous

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Not even got out of bed yet

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 42 seconds ago
Not even got out of bed yet
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Well the clocks went forward so it’s not even that late yet.

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 33 minutes ago
Gonna brave the big shop today
Hopefully less dangerous
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Jack grealish in trouble

Go on....

Apparently got pisssssed up and crashed his car in to parked vehicles

So went to a big Tesco.
Pull up, fairly busy but they’re distancing everyone
The queue is thirty deep at 2m distances
People arriving and walk towards queue but get there by walking adjacent to the distancing queue about a metre apart coz they’re too fackin stupid to go round pointless

As were going in the staff are explaining things
Then we enter.
A 7ft beard is standing there as you go in welcoming everyone but not 2m away
At this point I’m already fackin raging a bit.
First third of the shopping goes ok as they’ve spaced out the enterers (not a word) quite well (apart from Giant Haystacks)
Notice the crime scene tape on the floor in some aisles so stick to our little box where poss( tbf they need a bloody line of it down the middle as well as depending on where other shoppers are you have to give way.

Then I notice a couple who haven’t got a fackin clue and are just walking around like Mr and Mrs Tesco
Then a lone dozy looking bloke is also just farting about where he likes
Avoided those two sets of caants by changing aisle
A lot of folks are giving way and smiling
Dozy caant turns up again just walks the entire fackin aisle past us and we’ll at this point she’s telling me to calm down
Get to the till. Sort of.
Staff telling you to stay behind lines etc

We’re allowed to load our shopping on
One woman in front then proceeds to take a good ten mins to faff about saying the £45 contactless thing is everywhere now (it isn’t yet, Wednesday I believe) as she doesn’t know
Her
Fackin
Pin
Number

At this point I’m putting our shopping back in our trolley so she tells me to go back to the car
I calm down.
I hear a staff member behind me say ‘excuse me can you stand behind the line?’ I turn round and some fackin joop stinking millennial is within a metre of us
You dumb fackin div caant
Girl in front still ain’t fackin left either
She goes to leave and we spot her bag falling and the missus shouts ‘your eggs!’ And the woman catches them in time .
We bag up and get the Fack out of there
Well, as we get back to the entrance were walking 2m behind another shopper is leaving, as we leave the shop two fat security guards just waltz into the gap we’ve made so we hang back then leave .

Said she’s doing the shop on her own from now on

Tl dr

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 8 minutes ago
Apparently got pisssssed up and crashed his car in to parked vehicles
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Ffs what a 🔔 end

Ffs galv

What?

I hate people
They’re gonna make us have to go into even more lockdown if they can’t behave

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 9 minutes ago
So went to a big Tesco.
Pull up, fairly busy but they’re distancing everyone
The queue is thirty deep at 2m distances
People arriving and walk towards queue but get there by walking adjacent to the distancing queue about a metre apart coz they’re too fackin stupid to go roundpointless

As were going in the staff are explaining things
Then we enter.
A 7ft beard is standing there as you go in welcoming everyone but not 2m away
At this point I’m already fackin raging a bit.
First third of the shopping goes ok as they’ve spaced out the enterers (not a word) quite well (apart from Giant Haystacks)
Notice the crime scene tape on the floor in some aisles so stick to our little box where poss( tbf they need a bloody line of it down the middle as well as depending on where other shoppers are you have to give way.

Then I notice a couple who haven’t got a fackin clue and are just walking around like Mr and Mrs Tesco
Then a lone dozy looking bloke is also just farting about where he likes
Avoided those two sets of caants by changing aisle
A lot of folks are giving way and smiling
Dozy caant turns up again just walks the entire fackin aisle past us and we’ll at this point she’s telling me to calm down
Get to the till. Sort of.
Staff telling you to stay behind lines etc

We’re allowed to load our shopping on
One woman in front then proceeds to take a good ten mins to faff about saying the £45 contactless thing is everywhere now (it isn’t yet, Wednesday I believe) as she doesn’t know
Her
Fackin
Pin
Number

At this point I’m putting our shopping back in our trolley so she tells me to go back to the car
I calm down.
I hear a staff member behind me say ‘excuse me can you stand behind the line?’ I turn round and some fackin joop stinking millennial is within a metre of us
You dumb fackin div caant
Girl in front still ain’t fackin left either
She goes to leave and we spot her bag falling and the missus shouts ‘your eggs!’ And the woman catches them in time .
We bag up and get the Fack out of there
Well, as we get back to the entrance were walking 2m behind another shopper is leaving, as we leave the shop two fat security guards just waltz into the gap we’ve madeso we hang back then leave .

Said she’s doing the shop on her own from now on

Tl dr

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It was a fackin nightmare