Sent ya a home viddy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8J_xbbBuGobmw_N5ga3MA

Amazing this channel

They’re all ghosts on the internet now

Too pime

THE QUEEN is to return to work as a truck mechanic as she did during the war, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.

After her Majesty offered to do anything she could to help the battle against coronavirus, she has been ordered to get back in her wartime overalls and report to her old garage in Camberley, Surrey.

She said: “One admits one wasn’t expecting it, but it feels good to get one’s hands dirty again, know what one means?

“That one’s done, Gav. I’ve aligned the wheels. No, the Volvo not the Scania. The other way, you facking muppet. Jesus. Sorry, can’t take one’s eye off that idiot Gav for a minute or he’ll balls something up.

“Like one was saying, the old skills never leave you. Vehicles have changed a bit but it’s still all about a pot of grease and a bloody big spanner at the end of the day.

“Is that Volvo driver giving you lip? Charge him for three new shocks and tell him to sling his hook. They haven’t been done, but the fat bstard had a picture of Meghan up in his cab.”

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/29/out-with-pub-bores-back-in-with-the-experts?__twitter_impression=true

Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut ......and the rest
Johnson

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut ......and the rest
Johnson
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Went upstairs to bang the bird, came back down and the dog has eaten the cake I left on the kitchen side.

Raging, I risked my life to go buy that cake.

Zoophilia

What kind of cake was it?

The Cure - A short term effect

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 16 minutes ago
What kind of cake was it?
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Coffee cake

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/29/fury-wasted-food-piles-nhs-workers-struggle-get-vital-supplies-12473484/

Trudeau doing it right 🇨🇦

https://twitter.com/CanadianPM/status/1244470995517427719?s=09

What's new sizz?

Cutting down on the smokes?

No, bloody chain smoking, don’t know if my hacking cough is smokers or Covid ffs.

I bet the neighbours love you

Fell out with my new neighbour even before this!

That's one way to maintain social distancing.

Got a neighbour here who coughs up a lung every time he goes out to smoke, for as year or more. Probably him that starred all this tbf.

Tired phone typing

Goodnight from the past. Enjoy your Monday.

comment by Bales (U22081)
posted 5 minutes ago
Got a neighbour here who coughs up a lung every time he goes out to smoke, for as year or more. Probably him that starred all this tbf.
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comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bales (U22081)
posted 32 minutes ago
What's new sizz?

Cutting down on the smokes?
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I know get worse looks when I cough in the bus than when I used to hand out sweets down the primary school

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