You gonna eat the virus as well ffs
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
My 10 minutes of medium paced walking should burn that lot off.
Lockdown vids keeping eye on
Jonathan Pie
Russel Kane
Colbert occasionally
Keep forgetting Gervais is doing it too , watched some earlier ones.
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
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Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
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Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
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They'll do.
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posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
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Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
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They'll do.
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Post office is shut.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cheddars-Original-Flavour-Jacobs-Journey/dp/B07H35Z9P6/ref=sr_1_2?crid=10RDE9S0DESFT&keywords=mini+cheddars&qid=1585654957&sprefix=mini+ched%2Caps%2C176&sr=8-2
£11.99
A SINGLE man is looking for a partner who is open to an initially non-physical relationship, escalating dependency and living together within two weeks.
Nathan Muir of Stevenage has told women on Tinder that he is initially up for getting to know them by text, then very quickly stepping up to phone calls, FaceTime, sharing hopes and dreams, sending nudes, meeting her parents on Zoom and full cohabitation.
He said: “There’s a time and place for messing about with romance, and it’s not here and it’s not now.
“The only reason I’m insisting on 14 days to let the relationship develop is to make sure she’s coronavirus-free. I guess we can get to know each other while we’re waiting.
“But I’m living alone, it’s extremely frightening, I’m desperate for human company and I’m guessing there are a lot of woman out there feeling the same way.
“Hit me up. I’ve got an income, I wash regularly, I’ll do the supermarket trips. I’m not looking for forever. Just until the end of lockdown.”
Single woman Ellie Shaw said: “Yeah. He’ll do.”
SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands:
Craft projects
A great way to occupy your twitchy fingers and to keep friends away in case you make them something. By the end of lockdown every piece of furniture you own could be mosaicked, and your floors could be a sea of embroidered patchwork cushions.
Learn an instrument
Putting pressure on yourself to fulfil unrealistic ambitions is an excellent way to make self-isolation even more stressful. So pick up a second-hand instrument from eBay, because you won’t be able to touch your face while treating your neighbours to a heartfelt rendition of the sax break from Private Dancer.
Write a novel
The only reason you’ve never written a novel previously was because you never had time, and because you’d not really plotted past the first chapter, and because you haven’t written anything longer than a tweet since 2009. So get cracking! Warning: punching yourself in the face counts as touching your face.
Count your pasta
Carefully count out each piece of pasta you’ve managed to hoard and then scoop it all up into your arms and declare yourself king of the world. Maybe put a pan of water on beforehand because this will make you ravenous.
Touch other people’s faces
No specific World Health Organisation guidelines on this one. Gotcha, Tedros! The man needs to be more specific.
Wnk like crazy
Nobody touches their face when their hands have been all over their genitalia within the last hour. So do that 23 times a day and repel yourself from touching your face the all-natural way.
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 30 minutes ago
SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands:
Craft projects
A great way to occupy your twitchy fingers and to keep friends away in case you make them something. By the end of lockdown every piece of furniture you own could be mosaicked, and your floors could be a sea of embroidered patchwork cushions.
Learn an instrument
Putting pressure on yourself to fulfil unrealistic ambitions is an excellent way to make self-isolation even more stressful. So pick up a second-hand instrument from eBay, because you won’t be able to touch your face while treating your neighbours to a heartfelt rendition of the sax break from Private Dancer.
Write a novel
The only reason you’ve never written a novel previously was because you never had time, and because you’d not really plotted past the first chapter, and because you haven’t written anything longer than a tweet since 2009. So get cracking! Warning: punching yourself in the face counts as touching your face.
Count your pasta
Carefully count out each piece of pasta you’ve managed to hoard and then scoop it all up into your arms and declare yourself king of the world. Maybe put a pan of water on beforehand because this will make you ravenous.
Touch other people’s faces
No specific World Health Organisation guidelines on this one. Gotcha, Tedros! The man needs to be more specific.
Wnk like crazy
Nobody touches their face when their hands have been all over their genitalia within the last hour. So do that 23 times a day and repel yourself from touching your face the all-natural way.
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Grow up.
Jim Davidson catches Covid for the 3rd time.
Hope he doesn’t give it to Chalky.
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
comment by The Hybrid Doos (U10416)
posted 5 minutes ago
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
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Beef olives pickles feta and mustard on rye
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by The Hybrid Doos (U10416)
posted 5 minutes ago
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
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Finally got through
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 7 minutes ago
367 death toll today.
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Probably died of starvation from waiting for Admiral to answer
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 7 minutes ago
367 death toll today.
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To be fair, doesn’t that include all patients that died outside of hospital for the first time so it’s a lot higher than normal as such.
New cases seem to be flattening, hopefully be a lot better in 2 weeks.
It literally won’t be a lot better in 2 weeks but I get what you’re saying....if we are to believe any figures coming from well anywhere
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posted on 31/3/20
Bloody hell siz
posted on 31/3/20
You gonna eat the virus as well ffs
posted on 31/3/20
Panic eating
posted on 31/3/20
posted on 31/3/20
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
posted on 31/3/20
My 10 minutes of medium paced walking should burn that lot off.
posted on 31/3/20
Lockdown vids keeping eye on
Jonathan Pie
Russel Kane
Colbert occasionally
Keep forgetting Gervais is doing it too , watched some earlier ones.
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
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Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
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They'll do.
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 18 seconds ago
Post us some beef lula loops, Sizz
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Was the last one.
Got 3 little packets of mini cheddars?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They'll do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Post office is shut.
posted on 31/3/20
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cheddars-Original-Flavour-Jacobs-Journey/dp/B07H35Z9P6/ref=sr_1_2?crid=10RDE9S0DESFT&keywords=mini+cheddars&qid=1585654957&sprefix=mini+ched%2Caps%2C176&sr=8-2
£11.99
posted on 31/3/20
A SINGLE man is looking for a partner who is open to an initially non-physical relationship, escalating dependency and living together within two weeks.
Nathan Muir of Stevenage has told women on Tinder that he is initially up for getting to know them by text, then very quickly stepping up to phone calls, FaceTime, sharing hopes and dreams, sending nudes, meeting her parents on Zoom and full cohabitation.
He said: “There’s a time and place for messing about with romance, and it’s not here and it’s not now.
“The only reason I’m insisting on 14 days to let the relationship develop is to make sure she’s coronavirus-free. I guess we can get to know each other while we’re waiting.
“But I’m living alone, it’s extremely frightening, I’m desperate for human company and I’m guessing there are a lot of woman out there feeling the same way.
“Hit me up. I’ve got an income, I wash regularly, I’ll do the supermarket trips. I’m not looking for forever. Just until the end of lockdown.”
Single woman Ellie Shaw said: “Yeah. He’ll do.”
posted on 31/3/20
SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands:
Craft projects
A great way to occupy your twitchy fingers and to keep friends away in case you make them something. By the end of lockdown every piece of furniture you own could be mosaicked, and your floors could be a sea of embroidered patchwork cushions.
Learn an instrument
Putting pressure on yourself to fulfil unrealistic ambitions is an excellent way to make self-isolation even more stressful. So pick up a second-hand instrument from eBay, because you won’t be able to touch your face while treating your neighbours to a heartfelt rendition of the sax break from Private Dancer.
Write a novel
The only reason you’ve never written a novel previously was because you never had time, and because you’d not really plotted past the first chapter, and because you haven’t written anything longer than a tweet since 2009. So get cracking! Warning: punching yourself in the face counts as touching your face.
Count your pasta
Carefully count out each piece of pasta you’ve managed to hoard and then scoop it all up into your arms and declare yourself king of the world. Maybe put a pan of water on beforehand because this will make you ravenous.
Touch other people’s faces
No specific World Health Organisation guidelines on this one. Gotcha, Tedros! The man needs to be more specific.
Wnk like crazy
Nobody touches their face when their hands have been all over their genitalia within the last hour. So do that 23 times a day and repel yourself from touching your face the all-natural way.
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 30 minutes ago
SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands:
Craft projects
A great way to occupy your twitchy fingers and to keep friends away in case you make them something. By the end of lockdown every piece of furniture you own could be mosaicked, and your floors could be a sea of embroidered patchwork cushions.
Learn an instrument
Putting pressure on yourself to fulfil unrealistic ambitions is an excellent way to make self-isolation even more stressful. So pick up a second-hand instrument from eBay, because you won’t be able to touch your face while treating your neighbours to a heartfelt rendition of the sax break from Private Dancer.
Write a novel
The only reason you’ve never written a novel previously was because you never had time, and because you’d not really plotted past the first chapter, and because you haven’t written anything longer than a tweet since 2009. So get cracking! Warning: punching yourself in the face counts as touching your face.
Count your pasta
Carefully count out each piece of pasta you’ve managed to hoard and then scoop it all up into your arms and declare yourself king of the world. Maybe put a pan of water on beforehand because this will make you ravenous.
Touch other people’s faces
No specific World Health Organisation guidelines on this one. Gotcha, Tedros! The man needs to be more specific.
Wnk like crazy
Nobody touches their face when their hands have been all over their genitalia within the last hour. So do that 23 times a day and repel yourself from touching your face the all-natural way.
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Grow up.
posted on 31/3/20
Jim Davidson catches Covid for the 3rd time.
posted on 31/3/20
posted on 31/3/20
Hope he doesn’t give it to Chalky.
posted on 31/3/20
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
posted on 31/3/20
comment by The Hybrid Doos (U10416)
posted 5 minutes ago
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
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posted on 31/3/20
Beef olives pickles feta and mustard on rye
posted on 31/3/20
367 death toll today.
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by The Hybrid Doos (U10416)
posted 5 minutes ago
I’ve been on hold to Admiral for an hour, I’m losing my mind listening to their facking on hold music
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Finally got through
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 7 minutes ago
367 death toll today.
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Probably died of starvation from waiting for Admiral to answer
posted on 31/3/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 7 minutes ago
367 death toll today.
-----------------—--------------------------------------------------
To be fair, doesn’t that include all patients that died outside of hospital for the first time so it’s a lot higher than normal as such.
New cases seem to be flattening, hopefully be a lot better in 2 weeks.
posted on 31/3/20
It literally won’t be a lot better in 2 weeks but I get what you’re saying....if we are to believe any figures coming from well anywhere
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