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posted on 1/4/20

Chronic

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 5 minutes ago
Obvs Covid is terrible and all that, but from a bigger picture POV the numbers we are talking about are really tiny.
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Someone posted yesterday that the UK death figures were actually dan this month than in March 2019

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Tottenham Chronic (U3423)
posted 6 minutes ago
you boys must have missed me and comeback to say hi to uncle chronic
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Leroy

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 2 minutes ago
Obvs Covid is terrible and all that, but from a bigger picture POV the numbers we are talking about are really tiny.
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And do all these other types of dying buckle resources enough to shut the world down?
The likes of Candice Owens and Peter Hitchens have been posting these stats too (among a few others going further, Toby Young etc

It’s a whole fuss over nothing brigade ( it’s virtually always those who don’t want the economy shut down for obvious reasons)

How much is Trump inc losing through no hotels or resorts open?

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 2 minutes ago
Obvs Covid is terrible and all that, but from a bigger picture POV the numbers we are talking about are really tiny.
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And do all these other types of dying buckle resources enough to shut the world down?
The likes of Candice Owens and Peter Hitchens have been posting these stats too (among a few others going further, Toby Young etc

It’s a whole fuss over nothing brigade ( it’s virtually always those who don’t want the economy shut down for obvious reasons)

How much is Trump inc losing through no hotels or resorts open?
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Will be interesting to see how many of the population have already had it

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

Riddle for Trump...

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen.

“Your Majesty,” he asked her, “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” replied Her Majesty, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowned. “But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked.

“Oh, that's easy” the Queen replied, “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
She pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Boris Johnson in here.”

The Prime Minister walked into the room. “You called for me, Your Majesty?”
"Answer me this, if you would, Boris,”

The Queen said.“Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?

”Without pausing for even a second, Boris Johnson answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Trump went back home, returned to the White House and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him.

Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office.

“Mike, answer this for me,” said the Donald. “Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?”

“I'm not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer.

The next night, as it happened, Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant. By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss, he approached her – much to her surprise.

“Hillary, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me.”

“Sure, Mike,” Hillary said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks,” said Pence, “It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

”Hillary answered right back, “That's easy, it's me!”

Pence smiled, “Thanks!”

Pence then went back to speak with Trump.
“Say, boss, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Hillary Clinton.”

Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled at him.

“No, you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!”...

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 1/4/20

The train guy Linton looks like you galv

posted on 1/4/20

The conspiracy theorists are having a wild time tbf
Seen quite a few weird vids....bloke in mask factory rubbing his bare feet over em then etc
What if it’s all a drill? So we all know what to do next time
What if it was biological warfare for China to take over the world? ( you’d have to think they had grown impatient as they were already pretty successful at this anyway)
What if it’s just so we all begged to lay down our freedom and when we come out the other side we have none left?
What if Greta released it to save the earth?
There’s loads more
Obviously Trump resetting the world for the average Joe and the Qanon nuts
What a time to be alive

posted on 1/4/20

Imagine Greta being responsible for chemical warfare

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 2 minutes ago
The train guy Linton looks like you galv
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Ffs H, galv was obviously fishing for this

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 1 minute ago
Riddle for Trump...

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen.

“Your Majesty,” he asked her, “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” replied Her Majesty, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowned. “But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked.

“Oh, that's easy” the Queen replied, “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
She pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Boris Johnson in here.”

The Prime Minister walked into the room. “You called for me, Your Majesty?”
"Answer me this, if you would, Boris,”

The Queen said.“Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?

”Without pausing for even a second, Boris Johnson answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Trump went back home, returned to the White House and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him.

Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office.

“Mike, answer this for me,” said the Donald. “Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?”

“I'm not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer.

The next night, as it happened, Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant. By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss, he approached her – much to her surprise.

“Hillary, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me.”

“Sure, Mike,” Hillary said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks,” said Pence, “It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

”Hillary answered right back, “That's easy, it's me!”

Pence smiled, “Thanks!”

Pence then went back to speak with Trump.
“Say, boss, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Hillary Clinton.”

Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled at him.

“No, you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!”...
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posted on 1/4/20

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 2 minutes ago
The train guy Linton looks like you galv
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Matt Berry ffs

Yeah I know

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 57 seconds ago
Imagine Greta being responsible for chemical warfare
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Best ending ever

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 2 minutes ago
The train guy Linton looks like you galv
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Ffs H, galv was obviously fishing for this
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Fack off was I

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 1 minute ago
The conspiracy theorists are having a wild time tbf
Seen quite a few weird vids....bloke in mask factory rubbing his bare feet over em then etc
What if it’s all a drill? So we all know what to do next time
What if it was biological warfare for China to take over the world? ( you’d have to think they had grown impatient as they were already pretty successful at this anyway)
What if it’s just so we all begged to lay down our freedom and when we come out the other side we have none left?
What if Greta released it to save the earth?
There’s loads more
Obviously Trump resetting the world for the average Joe and the Qanon nuts
What a time to be alive

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The amount of dangers over here with their theories about the ‘Chinese virus’

One idiot talking about how they found it was merged with the HIV virus
Loads thinking China created it to destroy the rest of the world, buying into the racial propaganda that once suppressed themfor generations

posted on 1/4/20

You have to wonder how the likes of African countries are going to have any chance against this.
I think the numbers are pretty lowish at the mo

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 1/4/20

Oh

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

The sister in laws bf believes it is to reset the economy. Which is stupid but there is evidence that the US are exploiting the situation implementing the digital dollar for example

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 1/4/20

Loads of theories about it being designed to wipe out people in Africa

Heard one that Cuba have discovered the cure which is why China are now fine, but USA don’t want to trade with Cuba which is why it is being swept under the rug

posted on 1/4/20

About a month ago Russia accused the UK of smearing it on a door handle in Wuhan.


Did you see Gov Cuomo saying about the bidding war for supplies?
All 50 states bidding for the same equipment and bumping each other up then FEMA joins and outbids them as well.

Ridiculous

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 1/4/20

These 5g conspiracies are getting out of hand now

posted on 1/4/20

Admin had a good stat about 5g dangers I believe

posted on 1/4/20

Or the lack thereof

1% batt

Melt

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 1/4/20

This keeps getting shared on my FB

https://youtu.be/PqbVLW8IYB0

posted on 1/4/20

Trump calling any question he won’t answer nasty and asking everyone to be nice
Swatting journos and the truth away like flies

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