I’m now doubting everything Amanda has said. Maybe the inside of my knee wasn’t the MCL and was the miniscus like Ace said - or maybe it’s my Achilles. That man can’t be trusted.

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I often read these sheit clickbait Men’s Health articles about ‘I started eating 3 eggs in the morning’ or ‘I tried doing 100 press-ups a day’ and it has no before or after stats, or how different they feel or look etc. I have no idea why I still click on it.
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Done 100 pressups(mostly wide) a day for two or three months in 2012(i was dabbling in a theory called signalling), by end i could do one handed pressups. Chest got a good bit bigger as did brachialis, folk did comment have you been doing pressups. I was still a fat mess, as two bottles of wine a day is 1500 cals, you cant fight against.
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Do you mean brachioradialis? That's the forearm one. It'd be very weird if your brachialis got bigger doing push ups.

The brachialis is a muscle under the short head of your biceps. It helps with elbow flexion (ie. curling weight up) and shouldn't really have anything to do with pushing motions (which are all chest, front delts and triceps really). If your brachialis gets bigger it makes your biceps look wider and fuller.
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brachialis, I assume the wide grip pushups have a mild "dip" like mechanic.
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Christ, this is the dullest conversation I've ever read.

Apologies, Dim Sim Flung tell me more about your one of your ones that got away. yawn

I was just going to actually.

I had dinner with a hippy millennial who used to study in the same library as me, but literally got up and walked out moments after I told her she sounded just like donald Trump (and did an impression of trump using her words).

Oh, you were being sarcastic

Pressup or pushup?

Favourite chocolate covered snack?

finally managed to upload my dancing video from mombasa...

Were you covered in Bournville?

sadly not

favourite chocolate covered snack, banana dipped in nutella

it's the same lame dance move seen before anyway. which is unfortunate as i'd been letting it rip for about an hour prior.

why chocolate covered ? it's ridiculous. just chocolate.

my favourite chocolate is chocolate. it doesn't need to cover anything.

My favourite pretzels are chocolate covered

oh, Maltesers then. Yeah, OK, maltesers.

Favourite arm you've stroked?

When a 22ish year old Swedish girl tells you that her only rule is no commitments....don't respond by mansplaining to her that one of these days she'll change her mind.

I hung out with a couple of Swedish girls a few (10? Christ.) years back. Beautiful but strange

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Favourite arm you've stroked?
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there's lots of arms i would have liked to have stroked, nowhere near enough i have.

funnily enough, 9.5 (who i thought of briefly earlier after having dinner with the swedish girl) tried to get me to stroke her arm so that she could have me done for sxueal assault. i didn't touch her though, so she just had to go with an allegation that i'd tried to sit next to her, and i'd sent her 4 emails which she hadn't replied to (although funnily enough something did make me think of that the other day, and wonder whether that was a genuine issue rather than the load of bollkcs i thought it was at the time).

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I hung out with a couple of Swedish girls a few (10? Christ.) years back. Beautiful but strange
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yeah, i think there is something strange generally about swedes. that's a good shout.

this one was beautiful, but there's also quite a lot of ugly swedes. more than you'd think.

Melancholia was Swedish I think. Strange movie.

Have Burnley accepted relegation

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Have Burnley accepted relegation
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Let's hope so

I might have told this story but we go again

Was dating a Swedish girl in Sydney and she seemed cool, if a little boring. Very hot so I overlooked the boring part more than I usually would

Like 2 months in though she just flipped the psycho switch on out of nowhere. She started swearing at me over txt when I was on a night out with my mates

Then later that night she sneaked into my hostel at 3am and tried to break through the door to my dorm room. Was a bit fked. The hostel staff all came up and sh’t, she was blind drunk obvs

Put her in a cab home and told her not to contact me again