"comment by Andrei Sergeyevich Arshavin - ADEBAYOR, ADEBAYOOOR, HE RUNS UP LIKE BAMBI, BUT HE DOESN'T SCORE (U4416)
posted 2 minutes ago
'I have a second cousin or something who I've only met when I was 4/5. She added me on FB and boy I would do all sorts to her
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Yes, I'm sure she'd be grateful for those 3 armed children you would provide her with.'
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Same reaction I had,
'I think it's on a Frank Skinner stand up DVD where he tells a story he read about two men getting caught glory holing in a park toilet... when the police got them out of their respective toilets, turned out to be a father and son... much to the shock and disgust of both'
OHH NOOOOO I JUST WHAT OH NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH
"Thank god I'm not the only one. I have a couple of fit cousins and one of them is currently pregnant. Everytime I see her I want to milk her tîts."
FFS
how's that funny thats disturbing man
That was the comment that made that thread
http://www.designswan.com/archives/10-most-weirdest-marriages.html
OH MY GOD I'M CRYING AND I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK AS WELL
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278532/The-man-love-INFLATABLES-says-marry-favourite--dragon-named-Lila-sleeps-night.html
And people thought I was weird for wanting to milk my cousins jubblys...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
Andrei, that's way too weird
To answer the earlier question, that i can't find to quote.
It was the son noshing off his dad.
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Excuse me????
LOOOOOOOL
Your reactions are priceless
Admin told us on the Scottish boards that we have more leeway to what's posted. If this is what goes on your boards, we need to push the boundaries more.
Most embarrassing sexual mishap guys??
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Off the top of my head?
Going down on a girl on her period in the toilets at a party without realising she was on because all I could taste was sambuca, then walking back out with a chin covered in blood.
Going back to a student house in Levenshulme. I was wasted, couldn't get it up, she sucked me soft for about an hour.. I was mortified, still couldnt get it up. She decided to shower n 're-fresh' us. As soon as I heard the water running I ran downstairs to find my 2 mates. One has been sick all over both sofas and was asleep in a puddle of it. The other had cooked everything in her kitchen - literally had a buffet on her effing kitchen table - and done a túrd in the sink because he couldn't find the toilet...
I'm sure I've had worse too.. will have a think.
GAME OVER MAN
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At Christmas I got a really dodgy text off a mate. It was a picture of him in just his pants and a Christmas cracker paper hat... Dodgy fecker.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Would be brilliant if He's French left that thread on his computer and his gf read it
'My cousin has some of the best tìts I've ever seen.. such a waste! Anyone ever have a wet dream about a sister/mum in their teens?'
WHY WON'T YOU JUST STOP IT MAN OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
'comment by He's French, He's Flash... (U9335)
posted 5 hours, 49 minutes ago
Once went down on one of my sisters in a dream when I was about 15.. woke up feeling sick and couldnt look her in the eye at breakfast.
You go...
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comment by renoog (U4449)
posted 5 hours, 48 minutes ago
I don't have any sisters. That's all I'm saying...
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comment by He's French, He's Flash... (U9335)
posted 5 hours, 47 minutes ago
GUILTY!!! RENOOG BONED HIS MUM IN A DREAM!!! '
FOOKIN HELL MAN
Im glad you liked the thread
Wow. That thread. I was fooking crying. They are some disturbed people. Whoever said Admin can blackmail them has a case, when we see tons of new features on JA we'll know who's funding them
Mainly He's French who is just a madman
"They are some disturbed people. Whoever said Admin can blackmail them has a case, when we see tons of new features on JA we'll know who's funding them"
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posted on 13/4/13
"comment by Andrei Sergeyevich Arshavin - ADEBAYOR, ADEBAYOOOR, HE RUNS UP LIKE BAMBI, BUT HE DOESN'T SCORE (U4416)
posted 2 minutes ago
'I have a second cousin or something who I've only met when I was 4/5. She added me on FB and boy I would do all sorts to her
------
Yes, I'm sure she'd be grateful for those 3 armed children you would provide her with.'
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Same reaction I had,
posted on 13/4/13
'I think it's on a Frank Skinner stand up DVD where he tells a story he read about two men getting caught glory holing in a park toilet... when the police got them out of their respective toilets, turned out to be a father and son... much to the shock and disgust of both'
OHH NOOOOO I JUST WHAT OH NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH
posted on 13/4/13
"Thank god I'm not the only one. I have a couple of fit cousins and one of them is currently pregnant. Everytime I see her I want to milk her tîts."
FFS
posted on 13/4/13
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
posted on 13/4/13
how's that funny thats disturbing man
posted on 13/4/13
That was the comment that made that thread
posted on 13/4/13
http://www.designswan.com/archives/10-most-weirdest-marriages.html
OH MY GOD I'M CRYING AND I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK AS WELL
posted on 13/4/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 13/4/13
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278532/The-man-love-INFLATABLES-says-marry-favourite--dragon-named-Lila-sleeps-night.html
And people thought I was weird for wanting to milk my cousins jubblys...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
posted on 13/4/13
posted on 13/4/13
Andrei, that's way too weird
posted on 13/4/13
To answer the earlier question, that i can't find to quote.
It was the son noshing off his dad.
------
Excuse me????
LOOOOOOOL
posted on 13/4/13
Your reactions are priceless
posted on 13/4/13
Admin told us on the Scottish boards that we have more leeway to what's posted. If this is what goes on your boards, we need to push the boundaries more.
posted on 13/4/13
Most embarrassing sexual mishap guys??
-----
Off the top of my head?
Going down on a girl on her period in the toilets at a party without realising she was on because all I could taste was sambuca, then walking back out with a chin covered in blood.
Going back to a student house in Levenshulme. I was wasted, couldn't get it up, she sucked me soft for about an hour.. I was mortified, still couldnt get it up. She decided to shower n 're-fresh' us. As soon as I heard the water running I ran downstairs to find my 2 mates. One has been sick all over both sofas and was asleep in a puddle of it. The other had cooked everything in her kitchen - literally had a buffet on her effing kitchen table - and done a túrd in the sink because he couldn't find the toilet...
I'm sure I've had worse too.. will have a think.
GAME OVER MAN
posted on 13/4/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 13/4/13
At Christmas I got a really dodgy text off a mate. It was a picture of him in just his pants and a Christmas cracker paper hat... Dodgy fecker.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
posted on 13/4/13
Would be brilliant if He's French left that thread on his computer and his gf read it
posted on 13/4/13
'My cousin has some of the best tìts I've ever seen.. such a waste! Anyone ever have a wet dream about a sister/mum in their teens?'
WHY WON'T YOU JUST STOP IT MAN OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
posted on 13/4/13
'comment by He's French, He's Flash... (U9335)
posted 5 hours, 49 minutes ago
Once went down on one of my sisters in a dream when I was about 15.. woke up feeling sick and couldnt look her in the eye at breakfast.
You go...
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comment by renoog (U4449)
posted 5 hours, 48 minutes ago
I don't have any sisters. That's all I'm saying...
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comment by He's French, He's Flash... (U9335)
posted 5 hours, 47 minutes ago
GUILTY!!! RENOOG BONED HIS MUM IN A DREAM!!! '
FOOKIN HELL MAN
posted on 13/4/13
Im glad you liked the thread
posted on 13/4/13
Wow. That thread. I was fooking crying. They are some disturbed people. Whoever said Admin can blackmail them has a case, when we see tons of new features on JA we'll know who's funding them
posted on 13/4/13
Mainly He's French who is just a madman
posted on 13/4/13
"They are some disturbed people. Whoever said Admin can blackmail them has a case, when we see tons of new features on JA we'll know who's funding them"
posted on 13/4/13
Off now, nite
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