Greetings dark lord of tap.

I am no canoeist but I once floated down river in a cardbox until the bottom gave way.

Does this qualify me?

Will there be beer?

There are a few flaws with this. Firstly, why would a native Arctic animal be seen in the tropical climate of Guyana? And secondly, does Alaska even have any native Amphibians?

I assume this is a hoax by Sarah Palin and anyone who goes to Plymouth will be captured by her hench men to work as a migrant slave making posters for her 2012 Presidential bid.

You have been warned.

Ahhh, 606 may be gone, but the canoe trips remain. NOTHING can halt the power of the kayak, regardless of what animal it is fashioned out of.

It's leg alone is worth 40000 rupees on the Abyssinian market.
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Isn't that about £2.50?

Can a jungle have a coast?

I have perfectly good answers to all your questions.

1) A cardboard box?!?! Good Lord man, that makes you the most experienced here!

2) No beer, but will have plenty of sherry, port and rum for our adventure

3) Sir I am not a colonial politician and if you study the big game animals such as the Alaskan Green Frog you will know of its mass migration south

4) Only the grimace can defeat the kayak

5) Yes, but in Abysinia thats a lot of money. They sell Tigers there, we could buy a lot of Tigers

6) You're not familiar with the great coastal jungles of the Southern Landosere on Hammershwine (South America in the 'New' English)

My offer still stands and a shiny penny for the first man to bring me the head of the Spannish groaning donkey aswell

I once got head off of a Groaning spanish donkey

honestdapster

I have had dreams in daytime about this very moment, I have sent my gimp(Bertrose) to fetch our cart and two headed rare breed Greenock Sallamander to take us in haste to the magical docks of Plymouth.

All I ask my dear man in return is the big toenail of your first love for payment, if this is not here on arrival the expidition will be cursed.

I have great experience in the capturing and milking of the Alaskan green frog as its sweet nectar has kept my fertile tribe in good health.

Well I say a fairdewell to you my good man and will see you soon.

GOD SPEED!

Westy was it that fella Marcelinho from Newcastle?

Would it help if I brought a tank?

MILF

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I've been and come back. Where were you old bean? The frog killed 5 of my men but luckily they were natives. I skinned it on the 2nd of the winter month and inhaled its lungs as part of an old hunters tradition.

Im looking for buyers of the remainders of the carcus. Any takers?

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To be honest not really. It had some stuff in there yesterday which has passed however I believe it has become defunct since. However, I can throw in its gallbladder for free if you are still interested in its large intestine

I told you yer trip would be cursed if you didnt bring myself the toe nail I hence asked forth!

The price was too steep old boy. Now all things considered, a few dead natives is nothing to cry about and the frog was in near working order.

I suggest you practice your witch doctoring better.

ribbit!