More about me:

I miss the traditional British way of life. You know before we had Bulgarians and the Romanians and the Polish and the Russians and the Australians and the Kurdish and the Turkish and the Bengalis and the Pakistanis and the Indians and the West Indians and the Africans and the Huguenotes and the Jews and the Normans and the Vikings and the Angles and Saxons and the Jutes and the Romans and the bloody Celts who were the first foreign f*cking idiots. It's been downhill ever since.



but me and Pippi Longstocking...? I mean, what would the children look like?