Agents and foregn club owners....

must wake up every morning, at this time of year, with a huge smile on their face. Wondering how much money they can fleece from the stupid english clubs.
Hmm.. lets make a statement that "insert player name" has always dreamed of playing in the premier league.
Also let slip that he has a £"insert ridiculous number" million buy out clause in his contract.
Then let the english press run with it because they have nothing better to report on.
Then just sit back and wait for the offers to roll in.

Ahh, this agent business is a doddle