Party at RRP`s house tonight

All invited

Bring nibbles and lots of coke to make sure RRP lets you in

Mind your heads on the low celling

Not entertaining mrs RRP unless invited to by mr RRP

Chronic... No rap music allowed


Anyone wishing to stay overnight , remember the beds are only ft 3.5 long so bring some socks to keep toes warm

No smoking of banned substances unless supplied by RRP himself at a small cost of course ....

Bring plenty of booze as none will be supplied


Anyone who has a spare pretty blonde to bring along for WEARE as his lady is away wil be most welcome


Starts at 8pm till late ................................

Be there or be square ..............................