Gervinho will sign today...

Hello My Name Is Vermaelen - I hope you are correct. Your last prediction was wrong (he did not sign last Friday) and I fell into a pit of despair. But of course you are the man in the know and I trust you 100% =)

Hello my Name is Vermaelen, any updates on Jose Enrique to plug the LB departed by Clichy?

Sorry I fell into many misleading reports, Enrique no idea about him. My opinion is that Wenger will make Gibbs 1st choice and rotate him with Vermaelen or another young left-back.

Gervinho will not be signing for us. The English customs will not allow him into the country as they fear his shiny forehead will interfere with London's anti-terrorist defence satellite radars.

any updates on Jose Enrique to plug the LB departed by Clichy?

Aren't Arsenal chasing that player from Lyon to replace Clichy?

Maybe if we stopped chasing players and actually tried to negotiate then we might sign someone.

Aren't Arsenal chasing that player from Lyon to replace Clichy?
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depends which rag you read. I fully expect at least 10 left backs to bew linked with us over the course of the next few weeks.

Mmmmmm, I won't hold my breath.

Valencia just signed pablo piatti, Mata anyone?

First, Fast, Now...SSN were a bit slow on reporting this!