Some days even Carlsberg sit back...

Tafka

He didn't say your a di ck

Don't put yourself down

Rtid the new applications for Britains got tallent have opened.

With your wit I suggest you go for the application....

"Shearers still on my case..."I know I feckd up Alan, thanks for stating the obvious."

Whilst were both stating the obvious about each other, can I just say for the record what a great player u were. Well better me...

But I have a better hair(which is not hard), wear well better shirts on TV and have a personality(something u lack).

I really don't like that pwiiiiiiiiiick, in fact I honestly despise him... Goodnight.

I'd take it off Hansen and @GaryLineker but not from that bell, same fella that stamped on Neil Lennon,then threatened FA if they banned him ...That he would retire from international football. No sorry, not having him, never have. Selfish, boring man him. He can do one...



You would think he would give twitter a miss for a few days

you have no idea how long it took me to edit that so it would be able to actually be clean enough to post on JA606

All of what he says for a change is right

Still a c o c k though.

Love shearer now

What a tw at. You would think he would learn to shut up

Tafka this wans got a compulsion that requires phuddish behaviour AT ALL TIMES

If only he'd a got QPR relegated.....

DC tell you I would love it.....LOVE IT if he got relegated..( in a Keegan styleee)

He's an total baw bag, but he is right about shearer there. Can't stand that door, miserable git.. He brings absolutely nothing to the world of football punditry.