number-eight, the spirit of sportsmanship and comradery you have shown has inspired me. Below is a list of all the things I like about Tottenham Hotspur.
They're nicknamed "Spurs" which I like because it reminds me of cowboys. I like cowboys. They had great hats and shot indians.
Harry Redknapp looks like a young Alec Baldwin. His eyes have such depth that he can stare into your very soul and know you better than those closest to you. His hair like a bird of paradise. His velvet voice can command an entire room. The mind of a masterful tactician encased in the body of a God. Legend.
Gareth Bale - Has proved himself to be the best winger in the world who plays in the middle for some reason. Legend.
Ledley King - The captain of this glorious ship. He has been a part of Tottenham for 16 years, playing more than 10 games. Legend.
Brad Friedel - Isn't he dead? I'm pretty sure he's dead. He's quite good for a dead guy but this is to be expected from someone who taught Lev Yashin everything he knows. Legend.
Emmanuel Adebayor - Brilliant signing from Redknapp for a team that needs a prolific long-term goalscorer. Getting Adebayor to sign a permanent contract was an inspired decision and Ade has been scoring in 1 in 20 shots ever since. Legend.
Jermaine Defoe - No, I think he left. I know he left once but I'm pretty sure he came back then left again. Did he leave? I'm not sure. Somebody look him up on wikipedia... Legend.
Kyle Walker - How he managed to displace the unquestionable world class talent of Glen Johnson in the eyes of England fans just shows how good he is. Glen Johnson, as we all know, has been the best RB in Europe for a number of years but now Walker has claimed that title. Legend.
Jake Livermore - Some people say that he hasn't got what it takes but they are wrong. Some people say that he can't shoot or pass and his defensive work leaves a lot to be desired but this just isn't true. Some people say that Livermore trying to earn a place in a side aiming for Champions League football is a farce but these people are misguided. Some people say that Livermore has no future, no prospects and will be playing League 1 football at best for the rest of his career but this is also untrue. Legend.
These reasons and a million more are why I love Tottenham Hotspur and their wonderful, wonderful fans. Hugs for everyone!
What I Love About Tottenham Hotspur
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Sandy has a expert that can write his articles based on him tapping his forehead on the table.
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Sandy writes articles by peeing in the snow. His writers then upload them to the internet.
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I see you Arsenal muppets have not lost any of your original wit. Very amusing lot you are.
Bit thick though.
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In a combination of primitive communication attempts and not wiping properly, Sandy leaves morse code messages in his pants.
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Sandy writes his articles by a clever method in which his carer reads the drool coming out of his mouth.
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And NO BILLY GALLAS!!!
Are you demented Melo?? There's a word to describe players like him......
LEGEND
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Sandy will consume several bags of scrabble tiles before farting out a days worth of concise and thought-provoking articles.
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What I love about Arsenal
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That is all!
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Well done Devon. That's one more reason then i could find for loving Tottenham.